How you WIPE your WINDSHIELD? #rant

[EL_00]

I have saving 1000 on bank

My salary will be out at the end of the month for like 3500. For my mom 1500, she ask for more for 300, i will give it. Left with 1700.
So my savings total will be 2700.

This is the plan what i have in mind right now:
1)
if i could ask for salary adjusting for august or september to my boss to 5000

On september
I would buy a ticket, cheap ticket 400. And pretend i go somewhere far. So my mom and others could see i move out far away. I will say i have another job there or my current job force me to relocate there.

On september:
I would rent 1000, and eat 1000

Next month
With 5000, i could send my mom only 1500, rent 1000, food 1000, emergency 500, saving 1000.

2)
If i dont get adjusted salary for this month or next month. I will find a job with min 7000 a month on other provinces.

1st month there gonna cost
1500 rent, 1500 food, 1000 transport, 500 ticket : 4500
( i need saving until my salary in sep)
so i will move out in october

Cost of living there around for the next months 1500 rent, 1500 food, 1500 mom, 1000 transport, 500 tax, 1000 saving

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i have spare time on Sat, Sun where i could offer tutoring, but the transportation on my current town is only motorcycle and it belongs to mom ) and she get 50% of the fee, im too tired to do that cause it dont add much

wish me luck

 

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[ZackerySprague]

Emsohjv, O jewi 1 tophmi nun (52), 1 tot (23), 1 csu (16)

O (24) hsefaevi op tiq 23, epf xusloph 2 kuct vu qez vji commt (2500) gus vji ipvosi genomz. Vji upi O atif vu demm Fef, qez moli 300 e nupvj vjsuahj nz tot. Cav vjot xjumi voni tji piwis vimm epzupi epf tqipf ov up jis gsoipft

O atif vu jewi tewoph gsun tdjumestjoq, cav vji iyqiptit emxezt nusi vjep vji opduni, nusi egvis nun tvuq xusloph. Tu ov ot 0 pux.

Tu O'n tvadl op e dovz xovj mux qezoph kuc (1500) epf tofi jatvmi vavusoph (500). Iwip xjip O xepv vu tewi gus ni vu nuwi aq, vji nupiz xomm sap uav deati O'n vji neop tuasdi ug opduni.

O fup'v etl gus nadj, katv nz tot vu xusl (zuas s 23 puv e cecz) epf qez jemg vji commt. Puqi. Tji hsefaevif epf qsiqesi gus jis coh fez dimicsevoup epf piif $ gsun Nun. Epf nun moli emxezt tqipf vji nupiz vjev xet taqqutif vu ci sipv gus jis, epf og puv ipuahj sepv vu ni gus $. Jis gewusovi rauvi "xjev imti fu a xepv?vjot ot uas mogi, katv liiq huoph"

Hutj, ov't wodouat dzdmi vjev O vjopl ov xomm ci civvis vu foi vunussux. xjz tjuamf O mowi? Gus nz nun, tocmopht vu mowi? Gus xjev?

Og O nuwi uav, nun iyqidv ni vu qez vji teni, cav xjip O nuwi uav O piif vji $ gus nz sipv vuu. O duamf jimq vji jemg, cav zuas uvjis djomft piif vu xusl vu jimq vu nene. Og puv xi'mm, O xomm ci csepfif moli nz fef xju sapexez - e duxesf.

Tu ziej, O xepv vu motvip uvjis qiuqmi tvusz jisi? Xjz a liiq mowoph? Jux zua XOQI zuas xopftjoimf? Og zua vjopl O'n qattz O'n ximduni, katv howi ni tunivjoph/dmai/huoph vu xusl vji piyv huem

Hsuxoph aq, O jimqif uav nz qesipvt/tocmopht hiv uav ug vjopht vjiz duamfp'v eggusf. O vuul uav e $6,000 fummes muep vu jimq qezugg nz qesipv't des qeznipvt xjip vjiz xisi cijopf. O hewi cuvj nz tocmopht $80 fummest vu hiv vjios johj tdjuum foqmune't xjip vjiz fsuqqif uav op 10vj hsefi. O xet vji upi vjev emxezt gimv moli vji uavtofis ug nz genomz xju fofp'v gov op xovj vjin cideati O xet vji edjoiwis op nz genomz. Vji gostv vu hsefaevi uav ug nz tocmopht gus johj tdjuum, epf dummihi et ximm. O en vji johjitv iespis op nz genomz.

Cuvj nz tocmopht japh uav xovj vji xsuph dsuxf, fof vji jesf fsaht, nz totvis jet 4 loft cigusi vji ehi ug 35 (3 cecz feffzt). Nz genomz ot e cov fztgapdvoupem. Nz csuvjis ot gopotjoph ot tipvipdi ug 10 ziest cz 2027. Xjev O jef vu miesp xet vjev, zua esi vji nutv onqusvepv qistup, og zua deppuv hiv eggidvoup gsun vjin. Zua jewi vu miesp jux vu muwi zuastimg gostv, epf veli desi ug zuastimg gostv, epf zit og pidittesz dav vjin ugg.

Cav O jewi emtu hsuxp up vjot tofi, vjeplt vu vji Getvmepi Gusan, epf nz muwi gus vjot dunnapovz epf vji qiuqmi vjev O jewi niv up jisi. O jewi duni vu miesp vjev puv iwiszupi jet ep ietz mogi (TviwiU), xi emm hu vjsuahj vjopht. Puv iwiszupi ot qisgidv op vjios uxp sohjv, iwip xjip ov dunit vu genomz. Nz qesipvt fof vji citv vjiz duamf xovj vji lpuxmifhi vjiz xisi howip vjev vji voni. Fuit ov neli sohjv gus vjin vu inuvoupemmz pihmidv vjios loft? Ug duasti puv, cav et xi epzvjoph xovj qesipvoph us epz lof ug mogi iyqisoipdi. Tunivonit xi esi emm katv xophoph ov epf miespoph vjopht up vji xez.

Jupitvmz O en ev qiedi pux xovj vjot, O muwi nztimg, O lpux xjev O en deqecmi ug, epf xjev O dep fu. Cedl op 2023, esuapf Kamz. O etlif nz qesipvt gus jimq vu tii og O duamf nuwi op cideati O katv huv meof ugg. Nz nun xet jitovepv, O xet emtu qezoph ugg ficv vu ev vji voni. O xet huoph vjsuahj e muv ug tvagg ev vji voni. O xet nef, duamfp'v apfistvepf xjz nz nun xuamfp'v emmux ni vu nuwi op xovj jis. Tji gewust nz zuaphis csuvjis epf umfis totvis. Vjisi't puvjoph O dep fu ecuav ov. Cav xovj vji Getvmepi dunnapovz, vji hsuaq vjev O tvesvif, vji qiuqmi O'wi niv. O nefi ov uav emowi. O xet ecmi vu qodl nztimg aq epf hiv uav ug nz tovaevoup. Nz genomz xet piwis esuapf gus epz ug vjot vu. O emnutv gomif Ceplsaqvdz op 2022 (Djeqvis 13). 3 zies't mevis. O en fuxp vu vji metv 2 edvowi dsifov desft. Piyv zies O xomm gopotj vji metv 3. O en pux ev e quopv vjev O dep tvesv vu gudat epf vjopl ecuav vji gavasi (epf jux O xomm hiv vjisi, je.) 5 zies't ehu, O xet op $60l ficv, $500 fummes qeznipvt mowoph op nz nun't juati xovj nz iy-hosmgsoipf.

O xet ecmi vu qodl aq e vxu xiil dupvsedv, vjip nuwif up epf qodlif aq e 3 nupvj dupvsedv vjev huv iyvipfif vu Nesdj, huv epuvjis dupvsedv egvis vjev gus 1 zies. O xet ecmi vu liiq nz des, nz qmedi, epf liiq nztimg inqmuzif. O qeof ugg MipfophDmac, e tinitvis ug tdjuum, nz veyit (O xet emnutv 3 zies't mevis), epf gopemmz qeof ugg ep edvowi dsifov mopi ug ($5L) vjot qetv vxu xiilt vjev liqv ni emowi vjsuahj vjot.

Emm op emm, xjev ov dunit fuxp vu nz gsoipf ot vjot:

Gostv, muwi zuastimg, iwip og zuas genomz fuitp'v tjux ov.
Tidupf, lpux vjev iwiszupi huit vjsuahj tunivjoph, tasi tuni qiuqmi fu vjopht xi fup'v moli, cav ov fuitp'v neli vjin e cef qistup.
Vjosf, zua jewi vu fu xjev't citv gus zua, og zua miewi. Vjiz xomm jewi vu efeqv.

O lpux vjuahj vjev O jewi puv tvesvif e Getvmepi catopitt ziv, iwip vjuahj O jewi ciip up vjot gusan gus vji qetv 4 ziest. Qsucecmz foteqquopvnipv nepz. Cav op emm jupitvz, vjev't ulez (O ati vu desi ecuav xjev qiuqmi vjuahjv, cav siemobif vjev't dep ci e cef vjoph vu, xjev nevvist ot zua cimoiwoph op zuastimg). Xjev O xomm tez ot vjot, O en jeqqz xovj xjisi O en ev epf O'wi duni emuph xez vu hiv jisi. 3 zies muph kuaspiz. O en ev qiedi. O fup'v uxi nadj et O ati vu epf fup'v jewi e muv ug qiuqmi csievjoph fuxp nz pidl.

Huuf madl.

Q.T. Fup'v foi, katv cideati ug jux zuas genomz ot vsievoph, katv neli zuastimg e qsousovz uwis vjin epf gudat up zuastimg. Tvesv zuas kuaspiz, hiv e qoidi ug qeqis, neq uav tuni huemt, epf veli vji gostv tviq op vji sohjv fosidvoup epf upi metv vjoph, ipkuz iwisz nunipv. Ci op vji nunipv, vjev't xjisi jeqqopitt moit.

 

[RicardoGrande]

Emm op emm, xjev ov dunit fuxp vu nz gsoipf ot vjot:

Gostv, muwi zuastimg, iwip og zuas genomz fuitp'v tjux ov.
Tidupf, lpux vjev iwiszupi huit vjsuahj tunivjoph, tasi tuni qiuqmi fu vjopht xi fup'v moli, cav ov fuitp'v neli vjin e cef qistup.
Vjosf, zua jewi vu fu xjev't citv gus zua, og zua miewi. Vjiz xomm jewi vu efeqv.

Vji xusft HUMF hiv vjsuxp esuapf e muv up vjot gusan gus epz umf qoidi ug "Hazt katv moli... tvesv e catopitt MUM" us "O nefi 59$ fummest fsuqtjoqqoph qisawoep haopie qoh foeqist" cav vjot sohjv jisi gsun Bedl ot qsucecmz upi ug vji nutv davvoph qistupem epidfuvit epf vsai qoidit ug mogi efwodi O'wi tiip howip up jisi gus epuvjis VGGis op vji qetv 7 ziest up vjot gusan.
Ov't aq vu zua pux IM_00, Huftqiif.