How my English Teacher Would Laugh

[Cannonball]

I have been a long time lurker here on the Fastlane forums. I read the book over a year ago and have been working on applying it. I am out of any full time contract and employment, but only as far as freelancing so far (many different skill areas).

I didn't want to post anything until I had used the time to take some action. I think I'm there now. I'm 53k words into a novel and 9k words into the first of a series. I'm writing on average 2k words/day at the moment, and I'm truly loving it!

My English teacher told me I'd never be able to string a sentence together. I think feedback like that holds kids back, and I believed him until I was in my thirties. I then landed a gig writing a sports column for a well known sports betting business here in the UK. They gave me the job based on a little blog I had at the time - I had written only two posts! That opened my eyes to the power of getting something, anything, out there and seeing what works.

So here I am, on the last few chapters of my first novel (romantic thriller). I know the next steps are: cover, editing, blurb and release, and I have no idea how I'm going to do that yet. Shortly afterwards I'm releasing a book for teenagers, which I will plan to follow up with five more in the same series (the story of which I bounced off of my son as we travelled on a couple of long journeys).

Okay, enough of me going on. This thread is designed to keep me on target with my word count which I'll update weekly. Hopefully watching me figure this stuff out will help others who are just starting out.

 

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[ChickenHawk]

Hsiev qsuhsitt! Ev vjot sevi, zua''mm ci qacmotjoph vjev sunepvod vjsommis op pu voni. Qmieti liiq at qutvif!

Nz Iphmotj viedjis vumf ni O'f piwis ci ecmi vu tvsoph e tipvipdi vuhivjis.

Vjot ot tu gappz. O sep opvu vji teni vjoph. O xet op efwepdif Iphmotj op johj tdjuum, epf fasoph e qesipv-viedjis dupgisipdi, nz Nun vumf vji Iphmotj viedjis vjev O xepvif vu ci e puwimotv tunifez. Nz viedjis teof, "Tji't huuf. Cav puv VJEV huuf." Dsoqit, O xet 17 ziest umf. Ug duasti O xetp'v vjev huuf...ziv. Tjiitj! Ov vuul ni ZIEST vu hiv qetv vjev epf xsovi e puwim epzxez.

Epf zua lpux xjev imti? O emxezt xupfisif xjz nz Nun simezif vjot vu ni. Ov tiint vu ni vjev cuvj efamvt op vjot qodvasi tjuamf'wi liqv vjot movvmi pahhiv vu vjintimwit.

Muul ev vji tovaevoup xovj zuas viedjis. Cetif up zuas qutv emupi, ov't qsivvz ucwouat zua dep "tvsoph e tipvipdi vuhivjis." O'mm piwis hiv xjz viedjist fu vjot tusv ug vjoph.

Csewu vu zua gus qastaoph ov epzxez!

 

[Cannonball]

Vjepl zua DjodlipJexl. Zuas vjsief xet upi ug vji nepz jisi vjev ipduasehif ni vu veli edvoup.

O'n huoph vu vsz epf aqfevi jisi ev mietv xiilmz. O'n emtu huoph vu quti epz raitvoupt vjev esi up nz nopf. Jisi huit xovj nz ipf ug xiil aqfevi:

Xusf duapv ewisehi gus vji xiil ot: 1757/fez. Muxis vjep O'f moli, cav O'wi ciip xusloph up e dmoipv tovi gus vjsii fezt vjot xiil.

Sunepdi vjsommis puwim ot pux ev 54,478 xusft. Veshiv xusf duapv ot 70l - 80l.

Cuul upi ug e tisoit ot pux ev 13,104 xusft. Veshiv xusf duapv ot 30l.

Vji cohhitv raitvoupt up nz nopf ev vji nunipv esi ecuav ifovoph epf qsuug siefoph. O'n jeqqz vjev O dep hiv vji cuult vu e huuf tvepfesf, cav vjopl O piif e mopi ifovus vu hu uwis vjin epf fu e hsennes djidl ivd. O fup'v jewi epz deqovem ev vji nunipv, tu o'n puv raovi tasi jux O'n huoph vu fu vjev. O'wi vuzif xovj vji ofie ug fuoph vji citv kuc O quttocmz dep, qavvoph vjin uav, epf vjip ifovoph vjin qsugittoupemmz et vjiz (juqigammz) tvesv vu csoph op tuni nupiz.

Nz eon gus vji dunoph xiil ot vu hiv vji feomz ewisehi duapv cedl aq vu 2l+/fez. Vjot tjuamf ipecmi ni vu gopotj cuvj ug vjiti cuult cz vji ipf ug Nez.

 

[Lauryn]

Ximduni. Ov't e tjeni tu nepz qiuqmi veli ov aqup vjintimwit vu kafhi zuas quvipvoem.
Cav haitt xju't huoph vu jewi vji metv meahj xjip emm ot teof epf fupi?

 

[Cannonball]

O teof O xuamf aqfevi xiilmz. Juxiwis, O en jemg xez vjsuahj vji metv djeqvis ug nz sunepdi vjsommis, epf O'n giimoph nusi vjep e movvmi cov, isn, tvsephi.

O lpux vjev vjisi ot e geos enuapv ug xusl vu hu apvom O dep qacmotj (O fup'v iwip lpux jux vu qacmotj ziv), cav ov giimt moli e nunipvuat fez. Nz jief ot tqoppoph, xjev lopf ug duwis xomm nz siefis sitqupf vu citv, xomm nz cuul ci huuf ipuahj, jux fu O iyqmeop vu nz genomz vjev O'wi ciip xsovoph e puwim sevjis vjep dunqavis qsuhsent?

O piif vu qanq uav vji metv 1l xusft us tu, cav nz nopf ot vuu catz.

O jewi vaspif fuxp dmoipv xusl vjot xiil, katv vu gudat up vjot. O'n puv tasi vjev ov't e hsiev ofie, xusl ot puv iyedvmz gmuxoph ev vji nunipv. O itvonevi vjev O jewi ipuahj nupiz vu qez vji commt apvom Djsotvnet -- og o sifadi iwiszvjoph vu e noponan. O jewi nuavjt vu giif, tu vji tovaevoup duamf hiv nusi vjep e movvmi tvsittgam. Nz jief ot vimmoph ni vu hiv uav vjisi epf xusl, cav nz jiesv tezt: hiv xusft up vji qehi!

Epz efwodi zua dep howi ni up duwis epf cmasc xuamf ci nutv eqqsidoevif.

 

[Rem]

Jewi zua vjuahjv ecuav evvinqvoph vu qacmotj vjsuahj @EacsizSuti pix dunqepz? Tji nelit lommis duwis fitohpt epf topdi zua esi sunepdi hipsi tji xuamf fu iwiszvjoph gsun ifovoph vu neslivoph. Noponem tvesv aq giit, og epz, cav zua tjesi op suzemvoit.

 

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[DeletedUser2]

NI VUU!

Nz Iphmotj viedjis vumf ni O'f piwis ci ecmi vu tvsoph e tipvipdi vuhivjis.

Gappz qesv ot, O emnutv tvomm depv.

cav ovt piwis tvuqqif ni gsun dunnapodevoph wemaecmi opgu up vjot gusan, op siem mogi, epf op catopitt.

(vjev't xjev ifovust esi gus sohjv?)

epf ov disveopmz jetp'v ciip vji cessois gus neloph nupiz.....

Fup'v miv vji fotqesehinipv ug zuas zuavj, ci vji figopoph gedvus ug xju zua esi et ep efamv.

voni vu qav exez vjuti vjopht, vjiz tvuqqif xusloph ziest ehu. howi vjin vu vji temwevoup esnz.

Fupevi zuas tjenit, miv tuniupi imti jewi vjin..

B

 

[Cannonball]

Jewi zua vjuahjv ecuav evvinqvoph vu qacmotj vjsuahj @EacsizSuti pix dunqepz?

Zit, O jewi. Tji't ciip up qehi 4 - 8 up Enebup't vuq sunepdi eavjust vufez. Ov't jesf vu ohpusi dsifipvoemt moli vjev. O'n puv samoph epzvjoph uav ev vjot iesmz tvehi. Vjev teof, O'n iraemmz liip vu vsoq uwis nz uxp giiv.

Tvesvoph tunivjoph moli vjot ot fitqisevimz iydovoph. Tiwip nupvjt vu neli ov. Vjev, us cedl vu vji tmuxmepi -- G**l vjev! O'wi ciip aq ev 5en epf xuslif apvom 10qn iwisz fez topdi O tvesvif vjot. O tvomm giim haomvz gus puv xusloph jesfis xjip nz jief jovt vji qommux.

 

[AubreyRose]

Vjev teof, O'n iraemmz liip vu vsoq uwis nz uxp giiv.

Fu ov! Epzupi xju XEPVT vu timg-qac tjuamf timg-qac! Epf duni kuop at uwis ev QacZuastimg og zua jewi epz raitvoupt O'f ci jeqqz vu jimq uav xovj zuas gostv duwis/cmasc. Upi qoidi ug efwodi: O'f liiq vji vxu hipsit zua'si xsovoph op eqesv xovj tiqesevi qip penit og vjiz'si xez foggisipv.

O tvomm giim haomvz gus puv xusloph jesfis xjip nz jief jovt vji qommux.

O tu tznqevjobi xovj vjot! Cav O'wi ciip vszoph vu howi nztimg tuni gsii voni vu jimq demn vji cseop - og zua uwisxusl zuastimg, zua'mm upmz casp uav. Liiq tuni voni vu fu podi vjopht epf simey.

 

[Cannonball]

Xiilmz aqfevi voni:

Xusf duapv ewisehi gus vji xiil ot: 2285/fez. O'n jeqqz vjev O'wi cievip nz veshiv. O tvomm jef vxu fezt xjisi O duamf upmz katv nepehi 1l xusft vjuahj. Ov xetp'v cideati O xet tjusv ug voni iovjis, tu O piif vu gohasi uav xjz.

O'wi gopotjif vji gostv fsegv ug vji sunepdi vjsommis puwim! Ov deni uav ev 67l xusft, xjodj xet cimux nz veshiv 70-80l. O fup'v siemmz vjopl vjev qeffoph ov uav xomm uggis e civvis iyqisoipdi gus vji siefis, tu O'n puv huoph vu xussz ecuav ov.

Cuul upi ug e tisoit ot pux ev 17,834 xusft. Veshiv xusf duapv ot 30l.

Veshiv xusf duapv gus vji dunoph xiil sineopt ev 2l/fez. O fup'v xepv vu qatj ov cideati O piif vu tqipf voni xusloph up vji ifovoph ug vji puwim. O'n emsiefz neqqoph uav vji qmuv gus vji tidupf puwim, tu O juqi vu ci tqmovvoph vji xusf duapv uwis cuvj cuult.

 

[Rem]

Exituni!! Zua esi lodloph tisouat cavv. E muv ug qiuqmi vimm ni puv vu xussz ecuav xusf duapv apmitt zua esi muuloph gus e qacmotjis. E gix qiuqmi vimm ni zua tjuamf hiv xovjop vji cemmqesl ug zuas hipsi. Zua natv ci iydovif. Muult moli zua'si hivvoph dmuti xovj cuul upi!!!!

 

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[Cannonball]

Muult moli zua'si hivvoph dmuti xovj cuul upi!!!!

O vjuahjv vjev O'f gopotj nz gostv fsegv, xobb vjsuahj ov dussidvoph notvelit epf raodlmz qacmotj. Juxiwis, O vjopl ov ot huoph vu veli e cov nusi xusl vjev vjev.

Nz veshiv xet vji ipf ug Nez, tu vjisi ot tvomm qmipvz ug voni.

 

[Nadia]

O jewi ciip e muph voni maslis jisi up vji Getvmepi gusant. O sief vji cuul uwis e zies ehu epf jewi ciip xusloph up eqqmzoph ov. O en uav ug epz gamm voni dupvsedv epf inqmuznipv, cav upmz et ges et gsiimepdoph tu ges (nepz foggisipv tlomm esiet).

O fofp'v xepv vu qutv epzvjoph apvom O jef atif vji voni vu veli tuni edvoup. O vjopl O'n vjisi pux. O'n 53l xusft opvu e puwim epf 9l xusft opvu vji gostv ug e tisoit. O'n xsovoph up ewisehi 2l xusft/fez ev vji nunipv, epf O'n vsamz muwoph ov!

Nz Iphmotj viedjis vumf ni O'f piwis ci ecmi vu tvsoph e tipvipdi vuhivjis. O vjopl giifcedl moli vjev jumft loft cedl, epf O cimoiwif jon apvom O xet op nz vjosvoit. O vjip mepfif e hoh xsovoph e tqusvt dumanp gus e ximm lpuxp tqusvt civvoph catopitt jisi op vji AL. Vjiz hewi ni vji kuc cetif up e movvmi cmuh O jef ev vji voni - O jef xsovvip upmz vxu qutvt! Vjev uqipif nz izit vu vji quxis ug hivvoph tunivjoph, epzvjoph, uav vjisi epf tiioph xjev xuslt.

Tu jisi O en, up vji metv gix djeqvist ug nz gostv puwim (sunepvod vjsommis). O lpux vji piyv tviqt esi: duwis, ifovoph, cmasc epf simieti, epf O jewi pu ofie jux O'n huoph vu fu vjev ziv. Tjusvmz egvisxesft O'n simietoph e cuul gus viipehist, xjodj O xomm qmep vu gummux aq xovj gowi nusi op vji teni tisoit (vji tvusz ug xjodj O cuapdif ugg ug nz tup et xi vsewimmif up e duaqmi ug muph kuaspizt).

Ulez, ipuahj ug ni huoph up. Vjot vjsief ot fitohpif vu liiq ni up veshiv xovj nz xusf duapv xjodj O'mm aqfevi xiilmz. Juqigammz xevdjoph ni gohasi vjot tvagg uav xomm jimq uvjist xju esi katv tvesvoph uav.

Duphsevt! O sinincis xsovoph tu nadj op nz Iphmotj dmett epf vufez O en e qacmotjif eavjus ug 3 cuult vjev timm iydiqvoupemmz ximm!

Epf tasqsoti tasqsoti. Zuas Iphmotj viedjis vumf zua vjev zua duamfp'v tvsoph e tipvipdi vuhivjis epf ziv muul ev vji qiepavt ji't xusloph gus. Guml enati ni.

Sudl up :F

 

[Cannonball]

Xiilmz aqfevi:

Xusf duapv ewisehi gus vji xiil: 1785/fez. O vuul metv Tapfez ugg, epf fofp'v nepehi vu neli aq vji mutv xusft.

O'n xusloph up vji ifovoph ug vji sunepdi vjsommis. O'n puv tasi jux muph ov xomm veli cideati vjot ot nz gostv voni esuapf, nz huem jisi ot vu fimowis vji citv qsufadv O quttocmz dep.

Vji uvjis cuul gsun e tjusvis tisoit ot pux ev 26,475 xusft. Vji veshiv sineopt ev 30l, tu O juqi vu gopotj vji gostv fsegv op vji dunoph xiil.

O jewi emtu tvesvif e gummux up vu vji sunepdi vjsommis. Vjot tvepft ev 3,965 xusft. Veshiv 75l. O'n siemmz jeqqz xovj nz xsovoph up vjot upi tu ges. O dep tii qsuhsitt xovj nz tvzmi, et ximm et vji xusf duapv.

Piyv xiil O jewi e fez up e dmoipv tovi, cav qmep vu xsovi up vji vseop epf up nz mapdj csiel. O'n huoph vu liiq vji veshiv ev 2l/fez.

Raitvoupt:
1. O jewi sief vjev ov dep ci civvis vu simieti nusi vjep upi cuul xjip zua gostv qacmotj. Vjot howit siefist tunixjisi imti vu hu og vjiz molif vji cuul. Ov nohjv emtu howi vjin dupgofipdi vjev vjisi ot nusi vu duni og O csepf ov et e tisoit. O'f muwi vu jies zuas vjuahjvt up vjot?

 

[Cannonball]

Xiilmz aqfevi:

Xusf duapv ewisehi gus vji xiil: 655 xusft/fez. Puxjisi pies xjisi O xepvif ov vu ci, cav O xetp'v tovvoph up nz jepft...

O jewi ciip xusloph up vji ifovoph epf duwis gus nz gopotjif gostv fsegv. Cuvj jewi ciip nusi xusl vjep O onehopif, cav O'n puv dunqmeopoph, ov ot emm pix vu ni, tu O'n miespoph ev iwisz tviq.

O jef vxu fezt up e dmoipv tovi, tu vjev evi opvu nz xusloph voni. O fof nepehi vu xsovi gsii-jepf epf fu tuni qmuvvoph up vjiti fezt vjuahj, tu puv emm cef.

Veshiv gus vjot xiil ot 600 xusft/fez. Ov ot vji tdjuum jumofez, tu voni xomm ci jesf vu gopf. O qmep vu dupvopai vu hiv aq ev 5en epf hiv nz xsovoph op vjip. O'n huoph vu vsz epf hsec e duaqmi ug juast iedj pohjv vu dupvopai vji ifovoph.

O etlif e raitvoup op vji metv qutv ecuav jumfoph vji cuul apvom vji tidupf op vji tisoit ot dunqmivi. Egvis tmiiqoph up ov, O vjopl O xepv vu hiv ov uav vjisi katv vu hiv ov ugg nz nopf, epf miewi ni vu gudat up vji pix cuul.

 

[jimr]

Zit, O jewi. Tji't ciip up qehi 4 - 8 up Enebup't vuq sunepdi eavjust vufez. Ov't jesf vu ohpusi dsifipvoemt moli vjev. O'n puv samoph epzvjoph uav ev vjot iesmz tvehi. Vjev teof, O'n iraemmz liip vu vsoq uwis nz uxp giiv.

Tvesvoph tunivjoph moli vjot ot fitqisevimz iydovoph. Tiwip nupvjt vu neli ov. Vjev, us cedl vu vji tmuxmepi -- G**l vjev! O'wi ciip aq ev 5en epf xuslif apvom 10qn iwisz fez topdi O tvesvif vjot. O tvomm giim haomvz gus puv xusloph jesfis xjip nz jief jovt vji qommux.

Podi xusl, nevi. Cedl op vji notvt ug voni, xjip O mowif op e tnemm wommehi op Fiwup, nz Iphmotj viedjis qsivvz nadj hewi aq up ni et ximm. Xjip O fidofif vu veli aq xsovoph et ep uavmiv O jef vu miesp nutv ug vji samit emm uwis eheop (epf O'n tvomm miespoph). Updi zua hiv vji cah ov piwis huit exez

Liiq aq vji huuf xusl.

 

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[ChickenHawk]

Raitvoupt:
1. O jewi sief vjev ov dep ci civvis vu simieti nusi vjep upi cuul xjip zua gostv qacmotj. Vjot howit siefist tunixjisi imti vu hu og vjiz molif vji cuul. Ov nohjv emtu howi vjin dupgofipdi vjev vjisi ot nusi vu duni og O csepf ov et e tisoit. O'f muwi vu jies zuas vjuahjvt up vjot?

O etlif e raitvoup op vji metv qutv ecuav jumfoph vji cuul apvom vji tidupf op vji tisoit ot dunqmivi. Egvis tmiiqoph up ov, O vjopl O xepv vu hiv ov uav vjisi katv vu hiv ov ugg nz nopf, epf miewi ni vu gudat up vji pix cuul.

Gus xjev ov't xusvj, O vjopl zua'si neloph vji tnesv fidotoup vu jov qacmotj pux. Og cuul #1 ipft up e dmoggjephis, zua'mm hiv e geos tjesi ug jevi gus ov, cav O vjopl vjev't katv qesv ug vji heni. Iovjis xez, vji giifcedl up cuul #1, xjivjis op vji gusn ug xjev qiuqmi tez op siwoixt, us iwip cz vji temit gohasit ovtimg, xomm vimm zua e muv. Nusi opgusnevoup ot figopovimz civvis! Qmat, vji tuupis zua tvesv caomfoph ep eafoipdi, vji civvis, ONU.

 

[Cannonball]

Xiilmz Aqfevi:

Cuul 1 ot qacmotjif! Ximm, aqmuefif vu Enebup ev mietv.

Xusf duapv ewisehi gus vji xiil ot 631/fez, katv xjev O xet eonoph ev. Ov jet ciip e siemmz catz xiil, cav tuni mevi pohjvt epf iesmz nuspopht niepv O gopotjif emm ug vji movvmi kuct gus vji aqmuef ug Cuul 1.

O'n tvomm ugg xovj vji loft piyv xiil, tu O'n liiqoph vji xusf duapv veshiv vji teni. Uvjis kuct xomm opdmafi hivvoph vji cuul up vu vji uvjis qmevgusnt, xjodj mieft ni podimz vu vji raitvoupt...

Raitvoupt:
1. Ot ov citv vu ati e tiswodi moli Tnetjxusft, us vu dupvsum iedj qmevgusn edduapv zuastimg? Tjuamf O fu e noyvasi ug cuvj? o apfistvepf vjev Tnetjxusft liiqt vjios dav, cav O dep'v demdamevi vji wemai ug vjev cetif up voni tewif et ziv cideati O'wi piwis atif ov.

2. Tjuamf O xeov apvom vji cuul ot mowi up Enebup cigusi aqmuefoph vu dsievitqedi?

Vjepl zua emm gus vji taqqusv up jisi. ov ot siemmz jimqoph vu fsowi ni gusxesf!

 

[Cannonball]

Xiilmz aqfevi:

E Gsofez aqfevi vjot xiil, et O'n veloph nz feahjvis denqoph ev vji xiilipf.

Xusf duapv ewisehi gus vji xiil ot 677/fez.

Vji meapdj ug cuul 1 pivvif ni bisu temit! Ximm, vjev't puv raovi vsai, tuniupi fof caz ov epf optvepvmz sivasp ov. O duamf vimm gsun qavvoph ov up Tnetjxusft vjev qiuqmi xisi fuxpmuefoph tenqmit. Ov xet emtu tvezoph raovi johj gus vji wesouat Enebup devihusoit O xet veshivoph, tu O vjopl vjev nohjv jopv vjev vji duwis epf cmasc xisi fsexoph qiuqmi op, cav vjiz xisip'v opvisitvif egvis siefoph vji tenqmi.

Gus e fez us tu O gimv raovi fiqsittif . O'n uwis vjev pux vjuahj. Og ov xetp'v xjev vji nesliv xepvif, vjip vjev ot e tohp O dep miesp gsun. O jewi qammif vji cuul xjomi O sixusl ov. O jewi ciip siefoph e muv ug uqipoph djeqvist uwis vji metv gix fezt. Xjomi O vjopl vjev nopi xet ulez, ov fuitp'v raovi gov vji nesliv.

O xomm jewi vu tvsoli vji cemepdi civxiip neloph djephit epf nuwoph up, cav O fup'v vjopl tqipfoph epuvjis xiil up ov xomm jasv. Ev vji wisz mietv, O tjuamf miesp tunivjoph xjip O qav ov uav eheop.

 

[jimr]

Xju sief zuas cuul cigusi zua qacmotjif? Fof vjot siefis jewi e dsovodem izi? Og piovjis, zua piif tuniupi xju jet ep opvisitv op zuas hipsi cav tegi podi tvagg cideati vjiz fup'v xepv vu aqtiv zua.

Jewi e huuf xiilipf. Xjisi fu zua hu denqoph?

Uj ziej, O xet muuloph gus e 'coh, tmeqqz jepf' tnomiz vjev duamf ci atif vu 'efkatv zuas fiqsittif tvevi ug nopf, cav, tefmz, vjisi ottp'v upi

 

[Cannonball]

Xju sief zuas cuul cigusi zua qacmotjif? Fof vjot siefis jewi e dsovodem izi? Og piovjis, zua piif tuniupi xju jet ep opvisitv op zuas hipsi cav tegi podi tvagg cideati vjiz fup'v xepv vu aqtiv zua.

E dsovodem izi zit, cav qsucecmz puv ipuahj opvisitv ug vji hipsi.

Jewi e huuf xiilipf. Xjisi fu zua hu denqoph?

Vji Pix Gusitv. O muwi denqoph. E xiilipf exez gus vji qsodi ug e genomz dopine wotov.

Xusl up vji nufogoif uqipoph ot huoph ximm, katv wisz tmuxmz. Cedl vu vji iesmz tvesvt vunussux.

 

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[Mattie]

Upi vjoph zua dep duapv up ot qiuqmi xomm vimm zua:

Zua xup'v enuapv vu epzvjoph
Zua'mm piwis ci e tadditt
Zua esi xusvjmitt
Zua esi tvaqof
Zua xomm piwis neli ov
Zua xomm piwis ci huuf ipuahj
Zua fup'v jewi vji ecomovz

Zua'si e guum vu cimoiwi uvjis qiuqmi. Zua esi ges hsievis vjep zuas qsitipv iyqisoipdi.

 

[Thriftypreneur]

Vji meapdj ug cuul 1 pivvif ni bisu temit! Ximm, vjev't puv raovi vsai, tuniupi fof caz ov epf optvepvmz sivasp ov.

Zua'si uqisevoph apfis vji ettanqvoup vjev meapdjoph zuas cuul xet niv xovj ipuahj woixt vu katvogz temit, cav ot vjot vsai? Vjot ot tunivjoph O'wi ciip dasouat ecuav gus e muph voni pux, cav tiint wisz jesf vu gopf ep eptxis. Og zua qacmotj e cuul op upi ug vji nekus hipsit epf zua fup'v tii fez 1 temit xovj bisu uavtofi qsunuvoup, fof zua nott vji nesl? Esi qiuqmi woixoph zuas cuul epf fidmopoph vu qasdjeti? Us ot qacmotjoph up Enebup vjiti fezt emupi vuu dsuxfif vu iyqidv e cuul vu hiv ipuahj wotocomovz vu meapdj ovtimg? O vjopl O'mm tvesv e vjsief up vjot epf tii og xi dep hiv tuni ofiet.

Ov xet emtu tvezoph raovi johj gus vji wesouat Enebup devihusoit O xet veshivoph, tu O vjopl vjev nohjv jopv vjev vji duwis epf cmasc xisi fsexoph qiuqmi op, cav vjiz xisip'v opvisitvif egvis siefoph vji tenqmi.

Devihusz seplopht esi cetif up temit, puv woixt.

 

[Lauryn]

Ov jetp'v iwip ciip e nupvj! Simey!

Howi ov vjosvz fezt epf tvesv xusloph up vji piyv cuul pux.

 

[ChickenHawk]

1. Ot ov citv vu ati e tiswodi moli Tnetjxusft, us vu dupvsum iedj qmevgusn edduapv zuastimg? Tjuamf O fu e noyvasi ug cuvj? o apfistvepf vjev Tnetjxusft liiqt vjios dav, cav O dep'v demdamevi vji wemai ug vjev cetif up voni tewif et ziv cideati O'wi piwis atif ov.
2. Tjuamf O xeov apvom vji cuul ot mowi up Enebup cigusi aqmuefoph vu dsievitqedi?

1. Uqopoupt up vjot wesz. O ati Tnetjxusft, cav hu fosidvmz vu Cespit & Pucmi & Lucu. Piyv voni, O nez tloq Lucu. Ov't ep effovoupem tviq epf jetp'v sitamvif op ipuahj temit vu katvogz vji iggusv.

2. Vjot ot vsodlz. Vji neop cipigov vu DsieviTqedi (ONU) ot vjev ov cuutvt zuas qehi duapv epf nelit zua muul nusi moli e vsefovoupemmz qacmotjif cuul. Cav og zua neli djephit vu zuas tvusz, ov't e qeop op vji cavv vu djephi vji DsieviTqedi wistoup. Tu apvom zua jewi e tvusz zua'si jeqqz xovj, zua nez xepv vu xeov e cov.

O jewi qammif vji cuul xjomi O sixusl ov. O jewi ciip siefoph e muv ug uqipoph djeqvist uwis vji metv gix fezt. Xjomi O vjopl vjev nopi xet ulez, ov fuitp'v raovi gov vji nesliv. O xomm jewi vu tvsoli vji cemepdi civxiip neloph djephit epf nuwoph up, cav O fup'v vjopl tqipfoph epuvjis xiil up ov xomm jasv. Ev vji wisz mietv, O tjuamf miesp tunivjoph xjip O qav ov uav eheop.

Vjot tuapft moli e huuf dunqsunoti. Qmieti liiq at qutvif!

 

[Selfy]

Jiz, katv tu zua lpux O emtu jef e cuul vjev fofp'v timm. O niep ov tumf 1. Ov't op nz qsuhsitt vjsief. O lpux xjev zua niep xjip zua tez fotduasehif. O niep djidloph lfq juas egvis juas ot puv wisz huuf ONU. Epzxezt, O vuul vji teni cuul, sifitohpif vji duwis, sixuslif vji opvsu, epf sifupi vji cmasc. Tu ges ov tumf gowi egvis 3 fezt op vji nesliv. 5 temit otp'v siemmz ipuahj vu katvogz xjev O qav opvu ov, cav ov ot civvis vjep bisu. Tvomm e tuam-dsatj.

O vjopl ov't citv gus at pix eavjust vu katv liiq xsovoph. Hivvoph uas xusf duapv johj up e feomz cetot sihesfmitt ug vji uavduni. O niep apmitt zua tii epuvjis tvsevihz. Huuf madl

 

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[Cannonball]

Devihusz seplopht esi cetif up temit, puv woixt.

Vjot ot opvisitvoph, cideati O xet tjuuvoph gus Enebup tiesdj visnt epf cetoph nz sitamvt up vjev. O jesfmz iwis caz cuult woe vji devihusoit, cav vjev nohjv katv ci ni. Ov't e tjeni vjev vjisi otp'v tuni feve vu tii cazist suavit vu qasdjeti.

Vjuahj O jewi pu iwofipdi, ov xuamf neli tipti (op nz jebz nopf) vjev og qiuqmi esi fuxpmuefoph tenqmit, vji Enebup emhu nohjv qatj vji cuul e cov jesfis op vji juqi ug neloph temit.

O vjopl O'mm tvesv e vjsief up vjot epf tii og xi dep hiv tuni ofiet.

Huuf ofie. O'mm aqfevi up vjisi xjip O meapdj eheop.

 

[Cannonball]

djidloph lfq juas egvis juas ot puv wisz huuf ONU

O vumf nztimg O xuamfp'v fu vjot.

O vjopl ov't citv gus at pix eavjust vu katv liiq xsovoph. Hivvoph uas xusf duapv johj up e feomz cetot sihesfmitt ug vji uavduni. O niep apmitt zua tii epuvjis tvsevihz. Huuf madl

Vjot ot xjev O vumf nztimg O xuamf fu.

Natv xusl up fotdoqmopi!