Fastlane Fantasy Football (2017-18!)

[MJ DeMarco]

Haven't watched a full quarter of football this season

Aside from the new political drama the NFL has now decided to entertain, the games are unwatchable. Too long between plays, too many booth reviews, and a commercial every few minutes. I tape delay games to bypass that stuff. There's no way in hell I'm gonna spend 3 hours of my life watching some worthless game. With fast forwards and skip, I can get thru an entire game in 20 minutes. That's a price I'm more willing to pay to satisfy my gambling/entertainment needs.

 

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[Zeke]

If I could, I would rage drop AJ Green right now, but he's a "can't cut", more like a dumb a$$. I highly doubt anyone would want his sorry a$$ in a trade, as I wouldn't do that to any of you, sparing you his stupidity and inconsistency. 1.10 for the "you gotta start your studs"? I'm so sick of hearing that nonsensical fantasy crap. What a bunch of bullshit. Then the moron goes out and decides he's no longer a WR, but a UFC fighter, starts a scrum and gets ejected; way to go AJ, you know, your team didn't need you for anything, as they are allergic to offense and winning.

MJ, well done sir, you took me out to the woodshed and thoroughly whooped my a$$ this week. This is karma for last year, as it all evens out. But the one week Goff goes nuts, the rest of my team decides to take another bye week. Gotta love fantasy football, great for instant grey hairs! But again, nice win.

you have no idea what you just set yourself up for. prepare to receive a bunch of Hunter Henry and Chris Ivory for AJ Green offers real soon. assuming you haven't already received em hahaha.

 

[Richie Rich]

Okay everyone, I proposed one trade, which was rejected and I understand why, but here is who I am willing to offer in a trade, as I will let any prospective and interested parties put together a trade with the players I'm willing to offer for what they want to offer in return. The players I'm putting out there are: AJ Green (no surprise there), Andy Dalton (I highly doubt anyone wants him, so if you don't want to consider him a part of the trade, no problem), Tarik Cohen (I know, the biggest waiver bust this year, MJ is there a consolation prize for that?) and Damien Williams. I never wave the white flag, but its moving up the flag pole as we speak, as this year has been a disappointment for me and, I would guess, most of us. The trades don't have to be even steven, as they can be 3 for 2 or even 3 for 1, if the player is good enough. Sorry about my rant on AJ Green, I was just frustrated with his very low output, but after hearing why he snapped, I'll cut him some slack, as I'm a lot like that; I'll only take so much shit from someone and then I snap, just ask my brother-in-law! I know I'm not the only one ready to rage drop a player or two who consistently underperforms week after week, all the while being told that it was "a fluke" and "he'll get back on track next week". Next week was a month ago and I'm still waiting and my patience has worn thin.

 

[Zeke]

Before I give in to @Dylan in Africa relentless pressure,Does anyone want to trade with me before the deadline? My whole sorry squad is OTB

 

[James Fake]

Attention: I have the following for sale. Mike Evans ($30) and Alfred Morris ($20). I'll sell both for $45. Please send payment via Bitcoin; PM me for wallet address. I also have a friend at Yahoo who can get this trade auto-approved without the commissioner or other teams ever seeing it.

Serious inquires only.

- Couldn't do much with the cards dealt this year. Good luck to those who make or made the playoffs! -

 

[ZCP]

Damn, I just checked and i'm still alive in the consolation bracket. Didn't even watch Monday's game to see if I could stake a comeback, but I guess I did.
Be over already!

Hallelujah. I lost and you have to continue!

 

[James Fake]

All @Dylan in Africa is going to do if he wins is buy some alt coins lol

 

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[KC Dash]

I had a lot of fun. Even with all the drama around the NFL this year, and the lack of interest to watch as the season went on, I still enjoyed Fantasy! It was good playing with you all!

 

[MJ DeMarco]

@Veloce Grey -- dude, thank you so much for the goodies!!! So unexpected!

Love the cup! Ha Ha!
And now I own a tie! My first in 2 decades!

Thank you again, sometimes when I get a strange box in the mail I wonder if I'm being targeted by a new Unibomber... but no, it was the BIG CARROT!

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Just a reminder I will not be administrating a league next year, but someone is welcome to spearhead a group.


Meanwhile, just another week in the NFL.

 

[bigred]

Count me in again!!

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Oh wow... how can I be a part of this?

Consider yourself in the queue if we create a 2nd league, or others drop out of the other current one.

For anyone else interested, your response in this thread will be considered the *waiting list* for interest. First in, first out.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

I'm wondering if I can repeat last year's nearly auto-pilot success....

Simple probability says NO. (But you're welcome to give it a go!)

BTW, notices will start going out next week for moola. You don't pay, you don't play.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Hey MJ do you still have a spot available? Also, what platform do you play under (ESPN, Yahoo, Offline...)

No spots at the moment, be we might have enough for another league. There's already been 4 or 5 new peeps here who have expressed interest.

We play at Yahoo.

 

[ZCP]

Cutler still available or @MJ DeMarco got him in keeper league?

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Bump. Teams will be dropping in 24 hours. I'm not chasing people down.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

@TylerH1994 -- heads up, you're next on the list to grab an opening if one pops up. Team deletions have begun.

 

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[Vigilante]

Hopefully I am already paid.
Got to go double or nothing vs @Vigilante.

Unfortunately I am not going to play this year. Fortunately I have a pretty good reason… That will be explained in an INSIDERS call sometime this fall.

 

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[Vigilante]

I sent the boss a contact us message. Just pm me for who I need to cover and I'll get info to MJ and get payment in.

You planning to just buy your own football team instead?

Close

 

[MJ DeMarco]

This is now an OPEN CALL...

If anyone wants to play (@Epicster @baemes ) message me at mj -- at -- thefastlaneforum.com for the league link. 12 teams, 200 dues. We use FAAB for waivers.

If you message me, include your forum handle and put Fantasy Football in the header.

PLEASE -- no douchebags or AWOL managers. If you're not sure you can manage a team, please don't play.

 

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[ZCP]

You have eliminated 97% of the forum......

 

[MJ DeMarco]

One spot left! Last year was a blast!

 

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[ZCP]

I go for guys .....

There you go.....

 

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[ZCP]

1\2 price for @Andy Black if he brings in a 2nd person via adwords?
3/4 price for @JScott if he pays in ETH?

 

[Dylan in Africa]

Still need 2 players, message me at mj -- at -- thefastlaneforum - com for the league link. 12 teams, 200 dues. We use FAAB for waivers.

If you message me, include your forum handle and put Fantasy Football in the header.

PLEASE -- no douchebags or AWOL managers. If you're not sure you can manage a team, please don't play.

Sent you an email. Will be managing my team from overseas. Up to the challenge... and looking forward to drafting Jay Cutler.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

League locked and loaded. Draft positions to be ran, payouts posted today.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

DRAFT ORDER

1. Money and Violence
2. Orange Crush
3. Huge Carrot
4. baemes
5. Skeptical Child
6. Hakuna Matata
7. KC Dash
8. 716
9. Sarcastaball...
10. James Fend
11. The Squatters
12. Squirrels go...

 

[ZCP]

Lesson: bust on the man about cutler, get last draft spot. :/

 

[James Fake]

Good luck today fellas!

 

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[Vigilante]

Reminder, draft this early evening!

Better than LY when it was at 2:00AM Eastern.