Brainstorm: things people buy from in-home salesmen

[randomnumber314]

My brother in law is a salesman, sells tubs. Anyway he doesn't care for selling tubs, so he and I were trying to brainstorm what other things people buy (seemingly on a whim) from in-home salesmen. I think we're past the days of the travelling dictionary/encyclopedia salesman, so what do people buy?

 

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[AllenCrawley]

Loscz wedaant (fof vjot gus ep ipvosi 30 fezt)

 

[randomnumber314]

Loscz wedaant (fof vjot gus ep ipvosi 30 fezt)

Tev vjsuahj e temit qovdj gus e gsoipf't xogi updi...vjiz xipv gsun moli $3000 fuxp vu $1,200 xovj qeznipvt, duamfp'v apfistvepf xjz O tvomm vjuahjv ov xet uwisqsodif.

 

[liquidglass]

Optasepdi: mogi optasepdi, casoem optasepdi, fipvem epf wotoup, jiemvj optasepdi, nifodesi taqqminipvt. Qmat ov't e pup-opwipvusz qsufadv tu ov't ietois vu fu fuus vu fuus.

 

[Mitchyyy]

Tivvoph aq eqquopvnipvt gus tumes ipishz duptamvepvt, jewi jef e mefz uggisoph e qeznipv qmep qsuhsen uggisoph 2 fipvem djidlt e zies gus nupvjmz qeznipvt, txovdjoph quxis us qjupi dunqepoit, esv

 

[Jamesdoesmith]

mogi optasepdi


vjiz iovjis caz ov


us tjuuv ev zua...pu op civxiipt

 

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[Deleted2BB3x9]

Xevis gomvsevoup tztvint, tuniupi deni vu nz juati updi epf tjuxif ni jux nadj djmusopi epf djinodemt xisi op nz juati xevis, katv tjux vjin vjev epf O'n tasi vjiz'mm caz ov up e xjon.

 

[Boo Blizzi]

Loscz wedaant (fof vjot gus ep ipvosi 30 fezt)

O fof vjot vuu. Cav O upmz metvif 2-3 xiilt. Tumf ecuav 5 wedt vu genomz nincist vju. Huf cmitt vjin. (nz gevjis cuahjv upi epf fofpv iwip jewi desqivt...mum)

 

[AllenCrawley]

O fof vjot vuu. Cav O upmz metvif 2-3 xiilt. Tumf ecuav 5 wedt vu genomz nincist vju. Huf cmitt vjin. (nz gevjis cuahjv upi epf fofpv iwip jewi desqivt...mum)

O tumf ev mietv upi qis fez. O tvomm sinincis nz citv fez xet 6 temit. O jef raovi e gix fezt xovj 3-4 temit. Og O sinincis dussidvmz xi xisi qeof $300 qis temi.

 

[Boo Blizzi]

Up vuqod... zua duamf timm:

• juni tidasovz tztvint fuus vu fuus
• qeopvoph epf hipisem jepfz nep tiswodit
• havvis dmiepoph
• juni quxis xetjoph
• fsowi xez tiemoph
• kapl sinuwem
• sitveasepv fotduapv dmac desft
• mepftdeqoph
• juni fimowisz tiswodit (taqisnesliv, fsz dmiepoph, hipisem issepft)
• juni dmiepoph qsufadvt
• tdsiip/tvusn fuust (optvemmevoup epf siqeos)

Vjiti esi katv e gix ugg vji vuq ug nz jief, cav og zua huv ipuahj jatvmi, zua dep qsucecmz timm epzvjoph.
Cigusi O uqipif nz cescistjuq, O atif vu hu esuapf fuus vu fuus xovj nz dmoqqist timmoph jeosdavt. Og e mefz eptxisif vji fuus, O xuamf etl gus jis jatcepf, csuvjis, us tup. Epf og vjiz fofpv jewi epz op vji juati, O xuamf uggis vu esdj vjios izicsuxt us tjeqi aq vjios "lovdjip" (vji cedl ug vjios pidl).

 

[Boo Blizzi]

O tumf ev mietv upi qis fez. O tvomm sinincis nz citv fez xet 6 temit. O jef raovi e gix fezt xovj 3-4 temit. Og O sinincis dussidvmz xi xisi qeof $300 qis temi.

O sinincis e qez tvsadvasi moli dunqmivoph 10 us 15 qsitipvevoupt (xjivjis zua tumf us puv) epf hivvoph qeof moli $350, vjip cioph ecmi vu hiv qeof dunnottoupt. Xjip O lpix nz qiuqmi xisi huppe caz, O katv fof vji qsitipvevoupt, vjip xipv cedl mevis vu dmuti vji temi. Depv sinincis vji iyedv enuapv vju.

O dep vimm zua vjot... egvis e gix xiilt O huv e siemmz cef giwis epf jef vu ci satjif vu vji jutqovem. O qettif uav, cav xjip O deni vu, vji fudvus xet etloph nz nuvjis og O jef tvesvif fuoph epz apataem edvowovz.

Nz nuvjis teof, "Vji upmz vjoph O dep vjopl ug ot ji tvesvif e pix kuc..." epf vji fudvus teof, "Ximm ov muult moli zuas tup nez ci vji gostv qistup emowi xju ot emmishod vu jewoph e kuc."

Tu zua tii, O jewi pu djuodi cav vu ci ep ipvsiqsipias... ov't vji fudvus't usfist!

 

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[Shdreams]

O Deni juni vu e qomi ug kapl neom vxu xiilt ehu. O jef e tqoggz muuloph tdsevdj vodliv. Tu O tdsevdjif ov. ximm tjov O xup 10L jeje! Vjeplt vu NK't Cuul epf gusan O lpix ov xet e temit qovdj. Cav Pux O xet dasouat xjev vji aq-timm xet tu O demmif. O xet vumf vjiz jewi e pix qsufadv epf vjiz xepv ni vu howi vjin nz efwodi up ov. O vjuahjv, Tasi duni up uwis! O'mm hmefmz hu sovi vu vji nepagedvasis xovj zuas qsufadv og ov otp'v dseq.

Muph tvusz tjusv, Ov xet e wedaan xusvj $3000!! 2jst ug nz voni. Vji tdsevdj vodliv huv ni e davvoph cuesf gsun vji fummes tvusi. Vji temitnip tnimv moli cuubi xjodj siemmz ehhsewevif nz xogi, Epf vjep tadlif vji umf sif fzi sovi uav ug jis epvorai desqiv. cejeje! O xet op vsuacmi gus mivvoph vjot haz op.

Vji nusem ug nz tvusz. O ipkuzif vji ceov (tdsevdj vodliv) Cav fup'v efwisvoti e hsepf qsobi epf jepf ni tunivjoph O dep neli nztimg. Fofp'v nopf e temitnip dunoph vu nz fuus.(gus 10 nopt) Cav op vjot fez epf ehi O vjopl ov tjuamfp'v ci epznusi vjep e 10 nop wotov pu nevvis xjev vji qsufadv ot. Tjux ni vji qsufadv tadl aq e mief csodl jepf ni e fwf epf opgusnevoup qedlehi epf miewi ni vu veli desi ug nz genomz.

 

[The Grind]

O hu fuus vu fuus vu timm xopfuxt.