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[FONT="]Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere.[/FONT][FONT="]
[FONT="]Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently[/FONT]
[FONT="]slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the[/FONT]
[FONT="]left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained[/FONT]
[FONT="]tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt[/FONT]
[FONT="]from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy[/FONT]
[FONT="]Bob. Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT="]Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently[/FONT]
[FONT="]slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the[/FONT]
[FONT="]left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained[/FONT]
[FONT="]tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt[/FONT]
[FONT="]from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?" [/FONT]
[FONT="]"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy[/FONT]
[FONT="]Bob. Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."[/FONT][/FONT]
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