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I'm sure it's not just me who gets these. Even when we're not in a worldwide pandemic, I get a certain number of troglodytes who want my products and services for FREE (note all caps because FREE is never spelled lower case apparently). But now they have a whole new set of reasons, and it seems a new clutch of trogs has been released from the caves of decrepitude. Here is some of the enlightened reasoning I've heard:
Has anyone else gotten these? What are your best ones? Perhaps we can build a model of the troglodyte mind and inoculate ourselves against their enigmatic reasoning.
- I'm poor now because of C0VlD-19, so you should have to give me your stuff for FREE!
- I had stress for one month because of C0VlD-19, and paying for things would give me more stress.
- I've been so busy because of C0VlD-19! Can I have it for FREE as compensation for the terrible things that have happened?
- evErYOne'S dOinG iT... even the GovErnMent! Your products and services should be FREE!
- It's horrible not to accommodate people for FREE when there's C0VlD-19!
- I'm charging back this thing I bought 3 months ago because now there's C0VlD-19!
Has anyone else gotten these? What are your best ones? Perhaps we can build a model of the troglodyte mind and inoculate ourselves against their enigmatic reasoning.
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