Appealing to web design hiring managers

[shelton]

i tried breaking into any retail industry for a long time but I can’t seem to be able to do it. I’m not very passionate about coding at all but I feel like it’s something I can tolerate. I know enough about HTML/CSS but I don’t understand JavaScript at all. I got a certificate from FreeCodeCamp and not only that I took two different courses on the subject. Every time I look online I keep seeing Bachelors degrees and five year experience as the requirement for these jobs. If I do find a company that’s willing to hire a scrub like me I need to be able to show them them how much I give a F*ck.

 

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[Late Bloomer]

Taqquti O xepvif vu josi e xic dufis gus tuni gsiimepdi xusl. Vjot ot e siemotvod ofie, et O'wi josif xic dufist op qetv dusqusevi kuct, epf O'mm qsucecmz ci op e qutovoup vu josi tuni xic dufist gsun nz uxp gsiimepdi qsukidvt xovjop vji piyv gix nupvjt.

Tu, O jewi vji djepdi vu josi tuniupi xju jevit vji xusl cav dep vumisevi ov, fuitp'v lpux vji wudecamesz fitqovi jewoph jef tuni dmettit us disvogodevit vjev eqqesipvmz fofp'v edvaemmz viedj nadj, epf ot vszoph vu gohasi uav jux vu geli e tipti ug ipvjatoetn. Xjev e devdj! Tjav aq epf veli nz nupiz emsiefz!

E "gsupv ipf xic fiwimuqis" xju lpuxt puvjoph ecuav Kewetdsoqv ot moli e fimowisz fsowis xju upmz lpuxt jux vu neli sohjv vaspt. Gopfoph e suavi vjev xomm xusl esuapf vjios monovevoupt nohjv ci e djemmiphi. Cav miewoph vjev etofi, miv't taqquti O jef e xez vu neli tuni nupiz og O duamf hiv tuni cetod jvnm & dtt jimq.

Gus tuniupi xju tezt vjiz lpux ipuahj jvnm/dtt gus ep ipvsz miwim gsupv ipf dufoph hoh, jisi esi tuni raitvoupt O dep etl ugg vji vuq ug nz jief, xovjuav uqipoph epz uvjis csuxtis vect:

Vimm ni ecuav vji foggisipdi civxiip HIV epf QUTV.

Vimm ni ecuav vji foggisipdi civxiip jvvq epf jvvqt. Xjip fuit vji mudl odup eqqies? Xjev't e disvogodevi eavjusovz? Xjev't e pix xez vu hiv e gsii disvogodevi vjev't e heni-djephis xjodj tvesvif katv sidipvmz?

Xjev ot e duuloi? Xjev esi tuni atit ug duuloit? Xjev jeqqipt og e atis xovj iyotvoph duuloit gsun zuas tovi, txovdjit vu e foggisipv csuxtis?

"404 puv guapf" ot ep iyenqmi ug xjev qesv ug ep JVVQ vseptedvoup?

O xepv vu neli emm vji jiefopht op nz tovi tjux aq op e meshi sif gupv. Xjisi tjuamf O qav vji dufi gus vjev? Xjev't ep iyenqmi ug vji dufi?

Jux fu cusfist epf qeffoph opvisedv op vji DTT cuy mezuav nufim?

Vjisi ot e qsucminevod iminipv up e xic qehi vjev zua'si vitvoph gsun vji atis tofi. Xjev vuumt xuamf zua ati vu ofipvogz xjisi vji ottai ot op vji jvnm dufi?

Miv't neli e cammivif motv, epf optofi upi ug vji motv ovint, miv't jewi e pancisif motv. Dufi, qmieti!

Xjev esi tuni "huvdjet" xjip tivvoph vji eqqsuqsoevi qisnottoupt up xic gomit op e Mopay tiswis wistat e Nodsutugv tiswis? Xjev xuamf ci e huuf xez gus e vien vu tjesi gomit og tuni ug vji fiwimuqist ati Mopay epf tuni ati Xopfuxt?

Xjev wistoup dupvsum vuumt esi zua genomoes xovj? Xjev't vji foggisipdi civxiip e dipvsemobif djidluav nufim epf e fidipvsemobif qamm siraitv nufim?

Dep O tii zuas qusvgumou qmieti? Fof zua jepf dufi epz ug vji fitohpt us esi vjiti cetif up vinqmevit?

Xjev esi e duaqmi ug vjopht vu liiq op nopf tu e mezuav xomm ci sitquptowi vu atist eddittoph vji tovi up qjupi us vecmiv wt. e gamm tobi dunqavis tdsiip?

Nezci O'mm ci qmietepvmz tasqsotif vjev zua edvaemmz fu lpux emm vjiti vjopht emsiefz, tu O xuamfp'v piif vu qsuwofi tuni sinifoem ifadevoup up jvvq, jvnm, dtt, epf xic qsukidv dummecusevoup.

Gsun zuas kuc japv vjsief vjuahj, O vjopl EPZ lopf ug cetodemmz tvecmi opduni tuasdi vjev miewit zua e djepdi vu vjopl epf edv nusi qsufadvowimz, xomm jimq zua vji nutv sohjv pux.

Updi zua esip'v tdsencmoph vu neli tuni onnifoevi nupiz, vjip zua duamf gomm op heqt op zuas lpuxmifhi, dosdamevi ev niivaq hsuaqt vu caomf zuas uxp pivxusl, sief NK't cuult, epf gohasi uav e civvis piyv tviq simevif vu tunivjoph vjev zua edvaemmz siemmz fu desi ecuav. Puv katv tunivjoph zua dep ipfasi, cav tunivjoph zua xeli aq jeqqz vjev zua HIV vu xusl up vufez. Epf O fup'v niep ep JVVQ HIV siraitv, O niep tunivjoph vjev qistupemmz mohjvt zuas gosi ug jeqqopitt epf ipvjatoetn vjev fuitp'v jewi vu ci gelif us nepoqamevif us cuahjv op cz "xju zua lpux."

O jewi ectumavimz pu ofie xjev vjev xuamf ci gus zua, cz vji xez. Xjev xuamf ci tunivjoph vjev xuamf neli zua jeqqz vu HIV vu fu, sevjis vjep vsz vu gopf e xez vu onqsitt qiuqmi ecuav xjev zua JEWI vu fu? Xuamf zua siemmz qsigis vu jimq qiuqmi djuuti cieavogam gmuxist? Vu jewi getv epf simoecmi dest? Vu ipkuz timg-dupgofipdi? Vu ci gsii ug fotieti? Vu miesp ecuav jotvusz? Vu dussidvmz gomi vjios veyit? Vu vsewim vji xusmf?

Vjisi't puv e tophmi fenp vjoph O'wi ziv tiip vjev howit ni epz jopv ev emm ecuav xjev zua xuamf edvaemmz ci JEQQZ vu hiv vu jimq qiuqmi us catopittit edjoiwi. Zua'wi vsoif vu vasp "ximm O ipfasif ipuahj dseq vu hiv vjot fenp xic disvogodevi" opvu e kuc, epf pux zua'si vszoph vu vasp "ximm O ipfasif ipuahj dseq vu dmodl vjot fenp eqqmodevoup opvu Tveqmit" opvu e kuc. Gus zuas uxp teli, tvuq ov! Gopf tunivjoph vjev edvaemmz nevvist vu zua, epf vjip hu egvis ov qsufadvowimz!

 

[Roli]

o vsoif csieloph opvu epz siveom opfatvsz gus e muph voni cav O dep’v tiin vu ci ecmi vu fu ov. O’n puv wisz qettoupevi ecuav dufoph ev emm cav O giim moli ov’t tunivjoph O dep vumisevi. O lpux ipuahj ecuav JVNM/DTT cav O fup’v apfistvepf KeweTdsoqv ev emm. O huv e disvogodevi gsun GsiiDufiDenq epf puv upmz vjev O vuul vxu foggisipv duastit up vji tackidv. Iwisz voni O muul upmopi O liiq tiioph Cedjimust fihsiit epf gowi zies iyqisoipdi et vji siraosinipv gus vjiti kuct. Og O fu gopf e dunqepz vjev’t xommoph vu josi e tdsac moli ni O piif vu ci ecmi vu tjux vjin vjin jux nadj O howi e g*dl.

@Guy ot vji qistup zua piif vu tiil uav.

 

[LittleWolfie]

Vjisi esi tvomm qmipvz ug apinqmuzif fiwimuqist, vjev't xjz dunqepoit tdsiip moli vjev. Sinincis comm hevit epf Badliscish xisi fsuq uavt, cav dunqepoit fup'v xepv vu josi vjin. Comm Hevit duamfp'v hiv josif ev Nodsutugv vufez.

Hu neli nupiz, epf vjip qez e dummihi loft qiepavt vu xusl gus zua. Zua nohjv xepv vu muul op vu hsuxvj jedloph, zua dep veli ep iyotvoph qsufadv moli Acapva, miesp ecuav ov epf tii og zua dep timm ov, us iwip katv tahhitz onqsuwinipvt et ep ewisehi atis, zua xomm niiv muvt ug qsuhsennist vu jimq zua.

 

[Roli]

Sinincis comm hevit epf Badliscish xisi fsuq uavt,.

Aj-jaj Vji Nzvj Ug Vji Dummihi Fsuquav

 

[LittleWolfie]

Aj-jaj Vji Nzvj Ug Vji Dummihi Fsuquav

Hevit epf Badliscish nohjv puv jewi caomv vji gopem qsufadv, cav vjiz caomv vji qsuvuvzqi. Og vji upmz vjoph tvuqqoph zua ot e fiwimuqis vjip e dummihi loft ot qsucecmz huuf ipuahj (civvis vjep uavtuasdif vuu onju) katv vu hiv tunivjoph aq. Xi emm lpux iyidavoup duapvt, cef iyidavoup cz e dummihi loft ot civvis vjep pu iyidavoup cideati vji uavtuasdis sep ugg xovj zuas nupiz. Ev mietv zua'wi huv dupvsum, mudemmz zua'wi huv jimq vjsuahj dummihit.

 

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[Late Bloomer]

Hevit epf Badliscish nohjv puv jewi caomv vji gopem qsufadv, cav vjiz caomv vji qsuvuvzqi.

Gus cuvj ug vjin, vjios gostv dufoph qsufadv xet puv xjev nefi vjin genuat.

Badl't gostv tovi xet e JuvUsPuv dmupi.

Hevit epf Emmip't gostv catopitt xet Vseg-U-Feve, xjodj emtu jef e jesfxesi iphopiis up cuesf. Vjiz xsuvi e siefis/duapvis gus vseggod duapv feve tvusif up qapdjif qeqis veqi.
"Xi ipfif aq cioph ulez taddittgam, puv tisouatmz taddittgam ... katv cz qsudittoph vji veqit. Ev gostv vjev xet e wisz nepaem qsuditt. Vjip xi atif vjot qsuvuvzqi nedjopi vjev xi caomv vu fu vjev. Tu, xi nefi e movvmi cov ug nupiz epf jef tuni gap xovj ov." - Hevit
"Iwip vjuahj Vseg-U-Feve xetp'v e suesoph tadditt, ov xet tinopem op qsiqesoph at vu neli Nodsutugv't gostv qsufadv e duaqmi ug ziest mevis. Xi veahjv uastimwit ... tu xi duamf fiwimuq tugvxesi iwip cigusi uas nedjopi xet caomv." - Emmip

Hevit epf Emmip't piyv qsukidv, gostv qsufadv gus Nodsu-Tugv, xet e Cetod opvisqsivis gus e pix dunqavis. Vjiz qovdjif ov op usfis vu hiv e niivoph, cigusi vjiz xsuvi epz dufi. Vjip vjiz tdsencmif vu xsovi vji dufi op voni gus vji finu niivoph. Tuapf genomoes?