A Straightforward Checklist To Get Laid From YouTube Marketing .

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Hey I'm Adam and new to the forum . Looking forward to contributing value to this forum . I'm a lifelong entrepreneur and have vast knowledge about business and marketing .

The following post can also apply to women .

A straightforward checklist to get laid from YouTube marketing .

1 . Expensive Cars: Have you seen the, Here in my garage video? Tai Lopez didn't put a Lamborgini in his video only for marketing and money making . His little secret . It was for the women . If there's no exotic cars to lubricate the Bajingo you will fail straight off the jump .

2 . Designer Clothes: GUCCI , VERSACE , BALENCIAGA , DIOR . Women like costly designer brands . If you're wearing a designer brand then chances are you'll buy it for them too in their minds .

Reminder: Do not use imitation products . You can use the real designer . Buy them hide the tags and return after .

3. Confidence: No women wants a man who doesn't KNOW he is the best . Point fun at others that lack masculinity in your videos .

4. Money: Show them that money isn't a care for you . Throw in a line at some point talking down on the working class . Tell them how your friend is slaving a 9-5 and couldn't hang because his boss made him stay extra hours . Don't forget to add the value of his pay . He is working for $10 an hour . Little does your friend know that you and his boss are now friends and hanging out while he's at work . Because you are also a BOSS .

5. Contact Information: Leave contact information or a way for them to find and contact you .

DO NOT ANSWER UNTIL THREE DAYS ! Remember you want the girls to think you are busy and famous and they are lucky to get a reply to your email. When you do acknowledge they will think they hit their lucky chance .
These are the steps and how you get laid by YouTube Marketing

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Wow, legendary first post.

 

[B.Cotter]

I guess if you're looking to get laid by people who have an affinity for social circles where getting gonorrhea is more likely than getting your next drink in a timely manner at a packed bar.

There is no shortage of people who believe what you said is true. Proven by the number of "pickup artist" coaches and courses out there. There are also a number of companies that provide photography and videography services that stage (fake) their content to be luxury/highlight reels for people to post to their social media accounts. People are paying for this service.

Hell, a friend of mine has a lot of empty warehouse space, he and I jokingly talked about cheaply constructing a few luxury scenes and charging for 1 hour photo shoots. I couldn't bring myself to do it, but there really is no shortage of people looking to "fake it" on social media. To each their own.

 

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[Johnny boy]

Wow this will go great with my (Getting Laid on LinkedIn Strategy ®)

Thanks!

 

[Madame Peccato]

We need a clown react on this forum.

 

[Kid]

I thought he was sarcastic... but he's serious :

 

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[WillHurtDontCare]

Wow this will go great with my (Getting Laid on LinkedIn Strategy ®)

Thanks!

You joke, but I'm sure that there is some dude out there who figured out how to make that strategy work.


Satire (probably) - HOW TO: Use LinkedIn To Get Laid

"But do have a couple duplicate profiles ready to roll in case you start catching heat. Some people’s notions about what constitutes unprofessional behavior or sexual harassment may differ from your own, so it’s always good to be able to slip into a new digidentity if your sex strat starts to get you into trouble."