A man and wife are sitting at the table one sunday morning eating breakfast. After breakfast the wife stands up and kissing the husband on the head and goes to the back of the house. When she returns dressed and ready for church she finds her husband still sitting at the table.
She asks " Well Harold aren't you going to get ready for church"?
Harold replies " No, I'm not going, and I don't care if I ever go again, there are people there that don't like me and quite frankly there are people there that I don't like"
She ponders her next statement, and then tells her husband " I tell you what Harold you are going to go to church and here's why, 1) your 45 years old and you need to get closer to God, and 2) Your the preacher Harold, you have go to church.
She asks " Well Harold aren't you going to get ready for church"?
Harold replies " No, I'm not going, and I don't care if I ever go again, there are people there that don't like me and quite frankly there are people there that I don't like"
She ponders her next statement, and then tells her husband " I tell you what Harold you are going to go to church and here's why, 1) your 45 years old and you need to get closer to God, and 2) Your the preacher Harold, you have go to church.
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