I think we need a random off topic chat thread where we just dump all of our half fleshed out ideas that we will never do anything with and discuss them, things that are not worthy of an INE or their own thread.
Why? Maybe someone from the forum will solve your problem for you. Maybe you’ll find a half baked idea you can develop into something.
I’ll start with mine:
- Uber for freight, there’s a massive shortage of freight drivers right now, how about someone with a Ute/truck can just do bulk local b2b deliveries for warehouses like an Uber.
- people with Crohn’s disease sometimes have to do these strict diets where they only eat these shakes, they do this for months and they only have 3 flavours. I think this is the case anyway I don’t have crohns but I remember a workmate doing it years ago and complaining there was only 3 flavours, how to spot an idea 101.
- a phone charger cable that’s some kind of folding circuit board that folds up shaped like a credit card. Definitely doable with the new thin connectors and the usb that are just the flat board part of it.
- a print on demand 3D printing business that prints peoples custom in game characters from games like RuneScape, this is probably the best of these ideas, it would make a huge business if it was done well
- when houses are auctioned people have to get a house inspection before they bid because they can’t do it after they bid, this can get really expensive if you lose a bunch of auctions and is so inefficient. Set up a business that inspects every house being auctioned and just resells the same inspection to anyone interested. Even better if you just pay a share to someone who’s had an inspection done there already and gives it to you to resell to recoup some money.
- yoga mat covers like towels that slip over the mat, cool patterns, washable, grippy. I think I’ve started seeing these now but still an idea.
That’s all I’ve got, hopefully some others a willing to share theirs.
It doesn’t matter how terrible they are just share them here it’s what it’s for.
When I was younger I wanted to sell chocolate dicks...
No doubt you just raised your eyebrows at the prospect.
Hear me out before you jump to conclusions....
It was out there already in different countries and I saw huge potential in it... Boss is being a dick? Send him an anonymouse chocolate dick, he opens it up, plain box, wallop... big old fallace with the words on the inner lid 'Eat a dick'. Definitely worth $20
Best mates birthday? Here's a gift mate... Opens the box... wallop.... big old dong with the words 'Happy Birthday dickhead'...
Options: White chocolate, Milk, Dark. Tiny, small, medium, large, MASSIVE (Increased costs ofcourse + shipping price)
You get the jist of things...
Bear with me now, the best bit is to come...
So while living with my parents I decided to give this a go....
I bought loads of cheap choolate from the supermarket, we're talking like 1kg for like $2 equivalent.
I went on amazon and bought some kind of rubber casting kit.
All that was left was something to cast.....
Now you're probably thinking all kinds of things here... Don't worry, I went for the least weird option while living with my parents....
And I ordered a dildo to my parents house, bizarre thing to type out but in the pursuit of millions, this was a necessary step right?
So here we go, dildo in hand, 1kg of chocolate in the other, and a casting kit, I set to work.
I got a 2 litre coke bottle, cut it about 1/3 the way down, chucked in the casting solution and inserted the dildo into it.
24 hours later and there you have it folks, a DIY chocolate penis mould... Not too shabby.
Next, I melted about 1kg of chocolate down and chucked it into my chocolate dick mould (I way over estimated how much I needed, this must be a man thing...)
Into the fridge it went.
I thought this was going to be the thing that makes me the BIG BUCKS...
(Keep in mind that there is now a dildo on the kitchen worktop and a chocolate dick cooling down in the fridge at this point...)
A day later I was excited to 'whip it out' of the fridge...
The result..... What a sight to behold.... 8 inches of milk chocolate, perfectly sculpted into the exact shape I intended...
Only 1 problem...
Apparently chocolate has to be 'tempered' and the temperature controlle dat various stages of melting and solidification... which is a process that is not as straight forward as I had expected...
So yeah, this 8 inch money making idea was covered in a fine layer of white powdery substance which apparently appears when you cool chocolate too quick... anyway, I thought it seemed like headache so I threw the chocolate dick in the bin and put this mould in my parents cupboard just incase I decided to pusue it in the future... it stayed in my parents kitchen cupboard for about 2 years before it got binned!
As a bonus, as an 18 year old kid with a dildo ordered from the internet, I thought it was really funny to throw it at my friends cars to try make it stick, putting it on their car roof, sticking it to their windshield etc
There you go, my idea for a chocoalte dick shipping business. If someone nails this process and shipping, I will be a customer for sure!
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