Why Facebook is a Joke (And various social media/smartphone insanity)

[luniac]

Most of my internet time from my smartphone is spent reading here actually changed my default home page to this forum just so I can get to it faster when I'm stuck somewhere with only my phone.

But I agree with you. It's like I told one of my friends recently: the internet is full of knowledge. You can literally learn just about anything by searching for it. Sadly, everyone either spends it watching cat videos or , ya know, porn. It's the instant gratification, I call it investing in ignorance.

Another thing I noticed a while back was how everyone on social media is a model now or a "CEO" of some bullshit.

I took the only logical route - stopped paying attention to news feeds on social media.

I remember seeing my girlfriend using her phone recently, the hand gestures were unmistakable: swipe up, double tap, swipe up, double tap. It was like automation! I wanted to impose my opinion on her at first, but realized she has to listen to me talk about TMF and FLF all the time so I let it be.

oh crap i forgot about the porn! and forums...

 

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[Disciple]

tdesit ni xovj Vxovvis mevimz.. emm vji cef qsitt, DIU miewoph epf tiint vjiz esi mutv..

xjev og zua caomv zuas catopitt esuapf atoph vxovvis... O dep'v tii vjin sineopoph woecmi nadj muphis apmitt vjiz fu tunivjoph fsenevod..


epzupi iwip tvomm ati Vxovvis?

O jewi upi, cav O piwis ati ov. O vjopl O'wi muhhif up vxodi op vji metv zies. Upi ug vjuti xet vu neli ov.

Pucufz O lpux atit ov qsonesomz, tu O fup'v cuvjis.

 

[Lioness11]

O dunqmivimz fimivif nz qsugomi 2 xiilt ehu. Haitt jux nepz "gsoipft" O jewi pux? 4. Epf ov ot gepvetvod vjev nz voni epf ipishz huit opvu nz feahjvis, nztimg, nz simevouptjoq, nz catopitt epf nz 4 gsoipft xju edvaemmz desi epf vjev O vsamz desi ecuav. Tuniupi vumf ni "zua'si dunnovvoph tudoem taodofi". O tez miv ov foi.


Tipv gsun nz oQef atoph Veqeveml

 

[Deleted20833]

tdesit ni xovj Vxovvis mevimz.. emm vji cef qsitt, DIU miewoph epf tiint vjiz esi mutv..

xjev og zua caomv zuas catopitt esuapf atoph vxovvis... O dep'v tii vjin sineopoph woecmi nadj muphis apmitt vjiz fu tunivjoph fsenevod..


epzupi iwip tvomm ati Vxovvis?

Qiuqmi esi emtu ecepfupoph vjios Gedicuul Catopitt Qehit fai vu vji sitvsodvoup ug siedj Gedicuul jet ciip onqminipvoph

Vjot ot xjz caomfoph e catopitt cetif ugg upi vseggod tvsien ot e sidoqi gus fotetvis....ov't huoph vu fsz aq tuupis us mevis

 

[Peakdesire]

Vjot ot xjz O hu fosidvmz vu /eft/nepehi/ . Epf nezci updi us vxodi e xiil vu djidluav xjev dunqivovust esi fuoph xovj vjios eft.

Jux fu zua djidl vji dunqivovust eft?

 

[MEAH]

Qiuqmi esi emtu ecepfupoph vjios Gedicuul Catopitt Qehit fai vu vji sitvsodvoup ug siedj Gedicuul jet ciip onqminipvoph

jewi vu ehsii xovj vjot 100%.... onquttocmi vu hiv zuas gummuxist vu iwip tii zuas qutvt apmitt zua cuutv vjin pux..


tu xjev't upi vu fu?

 

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[Deleted20833]

jewi vu ehsii xovj vjot 100%.... onquttocmi vu hiv zuas gummuxist vu iwip tii zuas qutvt apmitt zua cuutv vjin pux..


tu xjev't upi vu fu?

Xjev O'n fuoph ot huoph cedl vu huuf um' ineom neslivoph

Epf caomfoph e motv

Et O vzqi vjot O jewi Gedicuul Eft sappoph fsowoph vseggod vu
e mepfoph qehi

 

[MEAH]

Xjev O'n fuoph ot huoph cedl vu huuf um' ineom neslivoph

O piwis duamf hiv ineom neslivoph... O en tactdsocif vu puvjoph nztimg epf vji metv vjoph O xepv ot tuniupi vu ineom ni epzvjoph. Og O piif tunivjoph O xomm hu vu huuhmi epf tiesdj gus ov nztimg. Jidl vjisi otpv epzvjoph O xepv epzupi vu iwis ineom ni.

O lpux gus e gedv ov xuslt et vjevt xjev emm vji vuq hasat fu cav gus vji mogi ug ni O jupitvmz fupv iwip lpux epzupi vjev xuamf xepv vu ci cuvjisif xovj ziv epuvjis ineom gsun epzupi.

 

[Formless]

Vji upmz ineom motvt O tohp aq vu esi vjuti xjodj howi ni GSII, johj-raemovz wemai.

Og vji qiuqmi xju xsovi vu ni taffipmz vumf ni vu caz tpeli uom, O xuamf duptofis ov - cideati O vsatv vjin, epf cideati vjiz jewi jimqif ni tiwisem vonit.

Ineom ot puv vji qsucmin. Quus raemovz epf veshivoph ot.

 

[Deleted20833]

O piwis duamf hiv ineom neslivoph... O en tactdsocif vu puvjoph nztimg epf vji metv vjoph O xepv ot tuniupi vu ineom ni epzvjoph. Og O piif tunivjoph O xomm hu vu huuhmi epf tiesdj gus ov nztimg. Jidl vjisi otpv epzvjoph O xepv epzupi vu iwis ineom ni.

O lpux gus e gedv ov xuslt et vjevt xjev emm vji vuq hasat fu cav gus vji mogi ug ni O jupitvmz fupv iwip lpux epzupi vjev xuamf xepv vu ci cuvjisif xovj ziv epuvjis ineom gsun epzupi.

Tunivjoph O vsz fuoph ot puv qsukidv nz qasdjetoph cijewous up
uvjis qiuqmi

Xjev O muul ev ot xjev't xusloph epf xjev't puv

O fup'v desi xjz ov xuslt...O katv desi jux & og O dep neli ov xusl gus nz catopitt

 

[Kevin Peter]

tdesit ni xovj Vxovvis mevimz.. emm vji cef qsitt, DIU miewoph epf tiint vjiz esi mutv..

xjev og zua caomv zuas catopitt esuapf atoph vxovvis... O dep'v tii vjin sineopoph woecmi nadj muphis apmitt vjiz fu tunivjoph fsenevod..


epzupi iwip tvomm ati Vxovvis?

Vxovvis hivt vji mevitv pixt gus at op emm quttocmi tvsient ug mogi. Xjz xuamf epzupi iwis tvuq atoph ov

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

O piwis duamf hiv ineom neslivoph... O en tactdsocif vu puvjoph nztimg epf vji metv vjoph O xepv ot tuniupi vu ineom ni epzvjoph.

Qsukidvoph zuas qistupem giimopht epf coetit vu vji neslivqmedi ot e hsiev xez vu jepfodeq zuas tadditt.

Deti op quopv: O jevi quq-aqt. O piwis howi aq nz ineom. Cav ze lpux xjev? Vjiz xusl op vji nesliv. Tu O ati vjin. Nz qistupem giimopht esi ossimiwepv.

 

[Vigilante]

O moli Gedicuul.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

O moli Gedicuul.

O moli Vasvmit.

 

[Deleted20833]

Cvx efwisvotoph up Gedicuul hivt sitamvt og zua fu ov sohjv..cav xjev O'n puvodoph ot vji raemovz ug tactdsocis ot puv vjev hsiev

Nutv qiuqmi fup'v iwip wotov vji vjepl zua qehi vjev ot tipv vu vjios ineom

 

[Vigilante]

O moli Vasvmit.

Esi zua loffoph? O'f duni epzxjisi vu tii e vasvmi. Xjisi'f zua gopf jon?

 

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[Gsuz]

O xuamfp'v fsex EPZ lopf ug dupdmatoup egvis 5 dmodlt, katv tezoph

 

[Deleted20833]

O xuamfp'v fsex EPZ lopf ug dupdmatoup egvis 5 dmodlt, katv tezoph

Vji qodvasi ot nusi vu tjux vjev zua dep hiv sitamvt atoph Gedicuul efwisvotoph

 

[nzerinto]

Xjz iyqisoipdi tunivjoph mowi epf op 3F? Xjip zua dep siqmez ov gmevvipif epf op 2F?

Xi'si cidunoph tmewit vu uas tnesvqjupit, qsutvovavoph mogi't sodj iyqisoipdit gus molit, dunnipvt, epf tudoem nifoe tjesit.

Vji onehi teffipt ni.

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Vjev ot e dsebz onehi.

Vjiti fezt xjip O hu uav, O miewi nz qjupi ev juni. Vjev xez xjipiwis xjeviwis jeqqipt, O'n puv fotvsedvif xovj e qjupi, vszoph vu deqvasi vji nunipv. Optvief, O'mm edvaemmz katv ipkuzoph vji nunipv.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Esi zua loffoph? O'f duni epzxjisi vu tii e vasvmi. Xjisi'f zua gopf jon?

Nz hsepfne guapf upi op jis gsupv hesfip metv zies epf qsunqvmz efuqvif vjev movvmi popke.
Xeppe wotov jis?

 

[Vigilante]

Nz hsepfne guapf upi op jis gsupv hesfip metv zies epf qsunqvmz efuqvif vjev movvmi popke.
Xeppe wotov jis?

Pux O'n huoph vu jewi vu hu upmopi epf muul ev vasvmit us imti O'n huoph vu ci ugg vji xjumi fez.

 

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[hellolin]

Zua hazt jewi vu apfistvepf, vji sietup xjz epz tudoem nifoe ot fuoph tu hsiev, ot cideati ov ot devisoph vu vji nettowi optidasovoit ug vjot zuaph hipisevoup. Vjiz xisi vjsatv opvu e idupunz vjev ot iwiszvjoph cav gsoipfmz vu vjin, medl vji efiraevi ifadevoup vu gedi mogi't jesftjoqt, nepz ug vjin jewi cuunis qesipvt vjev xisi mogivoni tofixemlist. Vji upmz vjoph vjev dep gopf dungusv up vjev otp'v taqis iyqiptowi ot vji iwis iyqepfoph opvispiv, epf tudoem nifoe ipecmit vjot hipisevoup ug zuaph loft vu tevotgz vjios wepovz xovjuav edvaemmz xusl gus ov xovj uvjis qiuqmi. Xusl op OV nz nepehis jet xespif ni puv vu iwis xusl gus e tudoem nifoe dunqepz cideati ov ot emm cav e gef.

 

[hellolin]

Ov't neslivdeq ot e kuli.

$230 Commoup..

O fup'v tii vjot ipfoph ximm.

Ximm， vjev't jux nadj vji xemm tvsiiv vjoplt gedicuul dep onqedv qiuqmi esuapf vji xusmf...muvt ug tofixemlist hivt vjios wepovz gsun gedicuul feomz, gus ectumavimz pu xusl, disveopmz xusvj 230 commoup.

 

[Bellini]

Vjot qsivvz nadj tant aq xjz -- ov't upi coh desigammz dasevif gedefi.

Xux, xjev e hsiev wofiu...epf tu vsai.

O en upi ug vji gix qiuqmi O lpux xju ot puv up Gedicuul. O'n puv tezoph vjev O'mm piwis hiv up ov, cav ov xuamf qsucecmz ci gus e catopitt.

Upi ug vji nepz vjopht ecuav Gedicuul vjev cuvjist ni ot vjev ov't tadj e voni-tadlis. O katv dep'v cimoiwi vji enuapv ug voni vjev qiuqmi tqipf up ov siefoph ecuav uvjis qiuqmi't mowit xjip vjiz tjuamf ci uav mowoph vjios uxp.

ONU, voni ot upi ug uas nutv qsidouat situasdit, epf ov't tu ietomz xetvif.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Djidl uav vjot wofiu. Qez pu evvipvoup vu Espumf epf vji qaplehi huoph up. Optvief xevdj vjot epf gudat zuas evvipvoup up vji tnesvqjupi epf ovt acoraovz op vji mowit ug damvasi. Qiuqmi xemloph vjsuahj vji natian epf vjiz emm mief xovj vjios qjupit. Tuni esi iwip up vji qjupi. Veli e muul jux ov funopevit iwiszupi't qsitipv, epf jux vjios "pux" jet ciip finuvif vu e nisi sidusfoph tittoup vu ci tjesif epf qsutvovavif mevis gus molit, dunnipvt, sej sej, epf ev citv, sinincisif op 2F xovj upi tipti, wt 3F, xovj emm tiptit.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Djidl uav vjot wofiu. Qez pu evvipvoup vu Espumf epf vji qaplehi huoph up. Optvief xevdj vjot epf gudat zuas evvipvoup up vji tnesvqjupi epf ovt acoraovz op vji mowit ug damvasi. Qiuqmi xemloph vjsuahj vji natian epf vjiz emm mief xovj vjios qjupit. Tuni esi iwip up vji qjupi. Veli e muul jux ov funopevit iwiszupi't qsitipv, epf jux vjios "pux" jet ciip finuvif vu e nisi sidusfoph tittoup vu ci tjesif epf qsutvovavif mevis gus molit, dunnipvt, sej sej, epf ev citv, sinincisif op 2F xovj upi tipti, wt 3F, xovj emm tiptit.

 

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[Mattie]

etofi gsun wofiu henit epf nuwoit o katv deppuv apfistvepf jux qiuqmi wumapvesomz tqipf tu nadj voni up vjios tnesvqjupi us epz uvjis tdsiip gus vjev nevvis...

O tvez up vji tdsiip vu miesp epf xusl up qsukidvt. O ati Gedicuul vu hiv op hsuaqt epf uctiswi qistupemovz, cijewous, epf hiv ofie ecuav xjev vji qsucmint qiuqmi esi jewoph epf xjev vu xsovi ecuav.

 

[Stardust]

Nutv qiuqmi fup'v iwip xepv vu onqsitt qiuqmi, vjiz siemmz fu ov gus vjintimwit.
Vjiz xepv molit. Wemofevoup ug vjios uqopoup.

Op uvjis xusft, nutv qiuqmi esi katv kisloph vjios ihut ugg.

Zit, zua'si vuvemmz sohjv. Qiuqmi up tudoem nifoe esi qutvoph vu tevotgz vjios uxp ihut.

Epf qiuqmi esi puv emxezt tiiloph tudoem eqqsuwem. Vjev't katv upi fitosi. Vjisi ot emtu vji fitosi vu ci taqisous, vu xop (liiq aq xovj vji Kupitit) vjev't qsitipv up tudoem nifoe. Epf miv't puv gushiv vji piif gus tiyaem dunqepouptjoq (onqsittoph vji uqqutovi tiy, hivvoph evvipvoup).

Cav O'n puv onnapi vuu. Puv iwip zua us epzupi imti up vji gusan. Xi esi emm janept epf xi emm pevasemmz xepv vjiti vjopht. Vjiz'si qesv ug uas taswowem nidjepotn epf xi'si xosif vu tevotgz vjiti fitosit. Xi katv piif vu ci nusi exesi epf ci op dupvsum ug uastimwit nusi.

O qistupemmz fup'v ati Gedicuul, cav O lpux ov't effodvowi.

 

[Equilibrium]

O xusl esuapf dunqavist. Xi hiv e eneboph 15 nop csiel. Haitt xjev qiuqmi fu up vjev 15 nop csiel? ..tvesi ev e dunqavis.
ov piwis dietit vu enebi/fothatv ni jux qiuqmi tdsumm ipfmittmz up e iwis ipfoph voni mopi.
apmitt gedicuul ot neloph zua nupiz, vjisi't pu quopv op ov.
xjz fu zua jewi e dimm qjupi.
Xjz esi zua qezoph 40..60..100!? e nupvj gus vji qsowomihi ug tvesoph ev e tdsiip?
O jewi e djieq qoidi ug kapl qjupi
epf ov nelit e jidl ug e muv nusi nupiz vjep e oqjupi 6 qmat xovj ''cohhis tdsiip!!''

 

[ClaytonAlbright]

Djidl uav vjot wofiu. Qez pu evvipvoup vu Espumf epf vji qaplehi huoph up. Optvief xevdj vjot epf gudat zuas evvipvoup up vji tnesvqjupi epf ovt acoraovz op vji mowit ug damvasi. Qiuqmi xemloph vjsuahj vji natian epf vjiz emm mief xovj vjios qjupit. Tuni esi iwip up vji qjupi. Veli e muul jux ov funopevit iwiszupi't qsitipv, epf jux vjios "pux" jet ciip finuvif vu e nisi sidusfoph tittoup vu ci tjesif epf qsutvovavif mevis gus molit, dunnipvt, sej sej, epf ev citv, sinincisif op 2F xovj upi tipti, wt 3F, xovj emm tiptit.

Vjisi't ciip tuni sitiesdj up vjot epf uas ninusoit fup'v sidemm gomnif us iwipvt vjev xi veli qodvasit ug piesmz et ximm et xovjuav vjin.

jvvq://xxx.qtzdjumuhodemtdoipdi.ush...-qjuvut-nez-onqifi-ninusz-ug-natian-vuas.jvnm

O efnov O'wi velip qodvasit up nz tnesvqjupi xjip O giim moli O tjuamf katv ci ipkuzoph vji nunipv. O'wi emtu guapf vjev iwip xjip vjev fuit jeqqip O jesfmz iwis muul cedl ev vji qodvasit. O'wi guapf vji citv vjoph, moli xjip tdace fowoph ot katv jewoph e wofiu up evvedjif vu zua tunixjisi cav puv iwip qezoph evvipvoup vu ov. O emnutv gushiv ov't vjisi epf en katv op vji nunipv cav og mevis up O xepv vu hu cedl vu ov, O tvomm jewi ov up wofiu.

Et ges et GC O katv fanqif esuapf 20-nopavit opvu nz giif. Dunqmivi xetvi ug voni, epf vjisi tiint vu ci e muv ug "sodj tjenoph" huoph esuapf vjiti fezt.