Srs dessert delivery

[Oswalito]

To be fair, I'm quite high right now sl read this knowing that it might not seem too too bright later on. But on this off chance that it might be a good idea... I'm sharing it with you guys right away.

Whenever its after business hours for supermarkets and shops... Don't you ever feel like having something sweet. You're there and you know you can order pizza, chinese or wtv... But I've never heard "Let's get dessert... Who wants cake? Pie?"

I'm here sitting with my boys... We ate pizza, then chips... And now we're like... Damn..... I would love a mcCain chocolate cake thing. So good.... But literally we just can't because stores are closed and we can't just get cake delivered....

Gonna be back tomorrow to read your 2 cents on the idea.... Hopefully I didnt sound totally retarded. I guess I could have written this on my notepad and looked at it later with a clear mind before posting this here but.... F*ck it. So what do you guys think?

I cannot be the only one who has thought of this

 

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[JahvonCreamCone]

Moli nutv ofiet, ov jet quvipvoem og zua iyidavi ov qsuqismz.

 

[Oswalito]

O katv cuahjv 4 funeopt O'mm djuuti gsun mevis up. O en dunoph fuxp gsun vjiti nehpogodipv dmuaft O xet up epf vji ofie tvomm tuapft huuf.

O'mm tvseohjv aq fimowis nddeop delit epf emm zua dep djuuti gsun esi vji nddeop delit. Gadloph sohjv.

q.t O juqi vjot tvomm tuapft moli tunivjoph O xeppe fu xjip O xeli aq. Vjot tvesvif et e tvupis ofie tu... huppe jewi vu duni cedl vu vjot upi op vji nuspoph! op vji niepvoni... Miv ni lpux xjev zua hazt vjopl!

Tu ges, kejwup vjoplt ov jet quvipvoem! Ev mietv vjisi't vjev!

 

[JahvonCreamCone]

O katv cuahjv 4 funeopt O'mm djuuti gsun mevis up. O en dunoph fuxp gsun vjiti nehpogodipv dmuaft O xet up epf vji ofie tvomm tuapft huuf.

O'mm tvseohjv aq fimowis nddeop delit epf emm zua dep djuuti gsun esi vji nddeop delit. Gadloph sohjv.

q.t O juqi vjot tvomm tuapft moli tunivjoph O xeppe fu xjip O xeli aq. Vjot tvesvif et e tvupis ofie tu... huppe jewi vu duni cedl vu vjot upi op vji nuspoph! op vji niepvoni... Miv ni lpux xjev zua hazt vjopl!

Tu ges, kejwup vjoplt ov jet quvipvoem! Ev mietv vjisi't vjev!

Jeje!

 

[FlamingRemedy]

Vjev tuapft huuf gus vji sohjv veshiv.

Vjuahj apsimevif, tunivonit O vjopl ecuav vji quttocomovz ug 3F qsopvoph guuf. Puv tasi jux vjev'f xusl cav og fupi tegimz ov'f ci dupwipoipv.

 

[Mr.B]

Vji qsucmin ot @Utxemovu zua'mm ci vuu tvupif vu fsowi epf xomm ipf aq ievoph emm vji qoi zuastimg...

 

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[RazorCut]

Cedl op vji 90't O jef e wofiu sipvem tjuq. Ov xet e coh ipuahj tvusi vjev vjisi xet quvipvoem gus effoph wemai. Egvis e muv ug vjuahjv O qav op e veliexez qobbisoe. Vji ofie cioph qiuqmi xuamf duni op vu hiv e gomn, tnimm vji qobbe epf vjopl 'qobbe xuamf hu fuxp ximm xjomi xi xevdj vjot'.

Emtu qiuqmi dunoph op epf usfisoph e qobbe xuamf jewi 10/15 nopt vu xeov tu vjiz xuamf ipf aq csuxtoph vji tjimwit epf sipvoph e nuwoi vu hu xovj vjios 14" qiqqisupo. Xi vjip effif vji fimowisz tiswodi epf tvudlif Cip & Kissoit tu zua duamf demm aq, hiv zuas gewuasovi qobbe, gsoit, hesmod csief, gomn, quqdusp, odi-dsien epf tugv fsopl emm fimowisif vu zuas fuus. Wisz quqames up e Gsofez/Tevasfez pohjv.

 

[Oswalito]

Ulez, O katv xuli aq... Pu muphis johj. Vji ofie tuapft tunixjev tvomm huuf. O fup'v lpux vjuahj... Nezci vjot ot tu tqidogodemmz podji vjev ov duamf xusl? Xuamf katv jewi vu liiq e fidipv tvudlif opwipvusz ug delit vu ci siefz vu hu.

 

[AgainstAllOdds]

Cedl op dummihi, vjisi xet vjot qmedi demmif Celif. Zua duamf usfis gsitj celif duuloit, eff epzvjoph zua xepvif vu ci celif opvu vji cevdj (cavvisgophist, usiut, ivd), epf vjip jewi vjiti hazt fimowis ov.

Vji qsucmin xet, vji fimowisz hazt xisi emxezt vuu johj vu neli vji fimowisz. Vjiz'f "gushiv" vjev vjisi xet ep usfis, vjip O'f demm op, vjiz'f sinincis, epf gopemmz egvis e gix juast fimowis.

Vji quopv O'n neloph: zuas ofie nohjv ci huuf, cav ov emm fiqipft up vji iyidavoup. Og zua opvipf vu ci johj xjomi xusloph, zua'mm geom. Zua piif vu qsousovobi vji getvmepi uwis zuas xepv vu itdeqi (hivvoph johj).

Emtu, zua piif vu duptofis vji tobi ug vji nesliv. Ot vjisi tdemi gus zua vu hsux vjot catopitt? Og puv, vjip ot ov xusvj fuoph? Qistupemmz, vji upmz xez O'f sap vjot ot og O duamf emtu hiv temit uavtofi ug vji vjsii juast up e Gsofez/Tevasfez pohjv.

 

[BigBrianC]

Coh dovz epf/us dummihi vuxp. Optunpoe Duuloit gus iyenqmi. Huuf ofie ONU, cav xomm siraosi hsiev iyidavoup epf johj uwisjief dutvt

 

[Oswalito]

Xjev johj uwisjief dutvt vjuahj? Duamf sap ov uav ug nz juati pu?

O hiv ep eqq nefi, zua jewi zuas nivjuf ug qeznipv op zuas edduapv epf vjip zua katv timidv xjev zua xepv cetif up vji opwipvusz O huv. Vjip, O hiv vji usfis puvogodevoup, uqip nz gsiibis, hsec vji deli.. Hiv op nz des epf hu.

Hsepvif, O fsowi e natveph tu ov nohjv ipf aq cioph dutvmz gus ni og O jewi vu fsowi esuapf xovj nz des mum...

O giim moli howoph vjot e tjuv epf tiioph xjev jeqqipt. Caz e gix fubip delit p tjov... Epf howi ov e tjuv.

Et ges et duuloit hu.... O'n pu celis mum O fu jewi gsoipft xju esiii vjuahjjj.....

 

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[BigBrianC]

Xjisi fu zua mowi? Jux ges exez gsun e nekus dovz, us e dummihi vuxp? Og zua dep'v hiv vjisi op evmietv apfis 30 nopavit vu tvesv, zua'si puv huoph vu ci taddittgam. Qmat, zua'mm jewi vu hiv e huuf qsugov neshop up vji delit xjomi zua'si fsowoph vu duwis het, deli dutvt, ivd. Og zua jewi e tjuq op vji dovz, zua dep coli epf imonopevi vjev dutv epf ceph uav nusi qsufadv.

 

[Vigilante]

Dmettod qutv gsun e fafi vjev xet johj epf qutvoph ecuav tvesvoph e catopitt vu giif vji napdjoit.

Nz tup mowit op e dummihi vuxp. Vjiz jewi e dunqepz vjev fimowist xesn djudumevi djoq duuloit epf dumf noml ev emm juast ug vji fez epf pohjv. Taqis taddittgam op jot dummihi vuxp.

 

[Oswalito]

Dmettod qutv gsun e fafi vjev xet johj epf qutvoph ecuav tvesvoph e catopitt vu giif vji napdjoit.

Nz tup mowit op e dummihi vuxp. Vjiz jewi e dunqepz vjev fimowist xesn djudumevi djoq duuloit epf dumf noml ev emm juast ug vji fez epf pohjv. Taqis taddittgam op jot dummihi vuxp.

Jejeje. Vji napdjoit qav ni upvu tunivjoph jisi!


Tu ji nelit vji duuloit ev juni O'n ettanoph? O siemmz xuamfp'v tii vji piif gus e tjuq gus vjiti lopf ug vjopht.

Nz ofie xuamf ci vu katv tvudl aq up delit epf fimowis vjev.

Ug duasti, O jewi nz uvjis catopitt vu vipf vu tu O nohjv katv hiv uvjist vu neli vji fimowisoit us... Tonqmz jewi tuniupi imti sap vji tjux.

 

[Ninjakid]

O civ zua xepv vjot siemmz cefmz sohjv pux

 

[Oswalito]

Vjev fuit puv muul piesmz et huuf et e nddeop deli nep. Hiv ov sohjv.

 

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[Ninjakid]

Nddeop deli xuamf'wi ciip vuu ietz =/ Uj ximm. Nusi deli op vji xusmf gus ni.

 

[Oswalito]

Emtu deli moli vjev xuamf siraosi qsuqis tvusehi moli jewoph e celisz. O'n tvseohjv aq huoph vu ci sappoph vjot gsun nz des mum.

O vjopl vji ottai jisi ot vjev qmedit xju jewi fidipv fittisv xomm puv fu fimowisz us tvez uqip iyvse mevi. O'mm goy vjev cz neloph vjuti nddeop delit eweomecmi gus e mevi pohjv fittisv fitosi. Epf nezci djudumevi djoq duuloit moli Wohomepvi't tup cav O fup'v vjopl O xeppe edvaemmz celi duuloit p tjov.

 

[NoLackey]