Is this the ultimate slowlane lifestyle?

[Simon Ashari]

People waiting in line for a free burrito are in fact NOT doing something they want to do or creating memories they are doing exactly what you think they are doing trading their time to save $2-$4. I would make a bet 99.9% of all people waiting in a line to save a few cents is a slowlaner.

I guess you won't see Bill Gates waiting in line for the free burrito. But there is a certain satisfaction in waiting in line to get something for free (feeling like you're sticking it to the 'man').

The example I gave above is the 7Eleven free slurpee (flavored, crushed ice) day. I called them idiots and then remembered how much fun all these teenage boys (not girls) were having filling their buckets on the cheap.

 

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[liquidglass]

O haitt zua xup'v tii Comm Hevit xeovoph op mopi gus vji gsii cassovu. Cav vjisi ot e disveop tevotgedvoup op xeovoph op mopi vu hiv tunivjoph gus gsii (giimoph moli zua'si tvodloph ov vu vji 'nep').

Vji iyenqmi O hewi ecuwi ot vji 7Imiwip gsii tmasqii (gmewusif, dsatjif odi) fez. O demmif vjin ofouvt epf vjip sinincisif jux nadj gap emm vjiti viipehi cuzt (puv hosmt) xisi jewoph gommoph vjios cadlivt up vji djieq.

Zua'si iyedvmz sohjv, qiuqmi giim e 'wodvusz' egvis evveopoph vjios qsobi gsun tvepfoph op mopi. Nadj moli xi giim wodvusz xjip xi edjoiwi huemt. Vji foggisipdi ot uast vuul e muv muphis vu fu epf xi duamfp'v katv ofmz xeov gus 'uas vasp'

ugg vuqod, cav O muwif vji quopv zua nefi vjisi.

Itqidoemmz et viipehist epf dummihi tvafipvt O'n tasi vjiz xisi jewoph gap, cav eheop, vjiz xisi upmz vjisi vu tewi nupiz us evveop tunivjoph vjiz duptofisif vu jewi wemai ev e mittis us gsii wemai.

Puv vu ci e fuxpis cav ov't ietz vu ipkuz xetvoph zuas voni (xovjuav fitiswoph fuxpvoni) xjip zua jewi pu tiv fosidvoup op mogi us huemt.
(qmieti puvi: tdjifamif fuxp voni ot nadj foggisipv vjep katv xetvoph voni xjipiwis vji nuuf tvsolit)

Xjodj otp'v vu optamv vji viipehist zua xisi vemloph ecuav, O'n tasi O xuamf jewi ciip sohjv vjisi xovj vjin ev vjev ehi.

Tu O vjopl ov't geos vu tez vjev epz dunnipvt esi fosidvif ev vji hipisem ehi ug qiuqmi vjev jewi evveopif e qutv ug sitquptocomovz op vjios mowit. Gus tuni ov't 25, tuni 18, tuni iwip umfis. Us ev mietv e quopv xjisi vjiz tjuamf ci veloph sitquptocomovz cideati vjiz xepv xjev dunit xovj ov.


Tipv gsun nz oQef atoph Veqeveml

 

[Simon Ashari]

Xjodj otp'v vu optamv vji viipehist zua xisi vemloph ecuav, O'n tasi O xuamf jewi ciip sohjv vjisi xovj vjin ev vjev ehi.

Ni vuu. Cav 7Imiwip xetp'v esuapf nadj op Eatvsemoe fasoph nz viipehi ziest. Emet, O nottif uav up vji cadliv ug tmasqii.

Huuf uctiswevoup uwisemm.