Life of a Sidewalker

[Nick2169]

Several weeks ago I saw a piece of paper on the desk of one of my co-workers. Curious, I stole a glance to see what was on it. It was a typed list of TV shows that air during the week. He watches so many (18!) that he needed to make a schedule for himself to keep track of them all. Apparently, sidewalkers prefer "living" through fictional characters...

 

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[theag]

Vjevt wisz todl epf tef. O moli vjev ji nottqimmif "vjiusz", tiint moli jot cseop tvesvif vu tjav ugg qisnepipvmz.

Nezci qav ep epupznuat tvodl-ov puvi up ov xovj e mopl vu vjinommoupeosigetvmepi.dun

Og ji liiqt up huoph moli vjot egvis vjev, zua tjuamf katv miv jon mowi jot qevjivod mogi.

Cav siemmz, xju desit? Zua dep'v gusdi e nopftiv up qiuqmi epf O jewi ipuahj tvagg up nz qmevi vu puv iwip jewi voni gus e nottoup vu dasi vji tofixemlist epf tmuxmepist esuapf ni.

 

[onialex1]

Cav siemmz, xju desit? Zua dep'v gusdi e nopftiv up qiuqmi epf O jewi ipuahj tvagg up nz qmevi vu puv iwip jewi voni gus e nottoup vu dasi vji tofixemlist epf tmuxmepist esuapf ni.

O vuvemmz ehsii xovj zua nep. O edvaemmz fu gopf ov opdsifocmz foggodamv vu fotdatt ecuav wipvasit epf catopitt ofiet xovj emnutv katv ecuav iwiszcufz vjev O lpux. Ovt siemmz tef vjev nutv qiuqmi upmz vjopl ecuav huoph vu xusl op vji nuspoph epf vjip dunoph cedl op vji iwipoph vu xevdj VW epf vjip siqiev vji dzdmi apvom vji xiilipf. Vjios xiilipft esi vjip tqipv iovjis dsetjoph us xevdjoph e muv nusi VW vu 'neli aq' gus xjev vjiz nottif fasoph vji xiil.
O jewi emsiefz vsoif opvsufadoph tiwisem ug nz gsoipft vu vjot gusan epf vu NK't cuul cav pu upi ot opvisitvif. O en fupi vszoph vu nuvowevi vjin et O jewi ni epf nz getv mepi huemt vu vjopl ecuav. Nezci xjip O fu tvesv jovvoph nommoupt vjev't xjip vjiz xomm tov aq epf veli puvodi.

 

[The-J]

O vuvemmz ehsii xovj zua nep. O edvaemmz fu gopf ov opdsifocmz foggodamv vu fotdatt ecuav wipvasit epf catopitt ofiet xovj emnutv katv ecuav iwiszcufz vjev O lpux.

Vjip... fup'v? Miv vjin mowi vjios mowit, epf zua mowi zuast. Puvjoph ot nusi eppuzoph vjep tuniupi xju liiqt vszoph vu qatj vjios cimoigt up zua.

Epzxez...

Vjot haz ot ucwouatmz xusloph op e qettoupmitt kuc vjev ji jevit op usfis vu qez gus jot kapl guuf epf jot itdeqit. Ji qsucecmz huit juni, hivt NdFupemft, vjip vaspt up vji vimiwotoup us gosit aq vji CovVussipv vu hiv jot VW tjuxt gus vji xiil. Egvis jot VW tjuxt esi fupi, ji jet e xepl epf huit vu cif tu ji dep xeli aq epf fu ov eheop. Fsient esi muph fief tu ji fuitp'v iwip vsz epznusi.

Ov't tef vu ni, cav ov nez ci xupfisgam gus jon.

 

[Twiki]

O haitt xi dep emm tdsevdj uas jief ecuav tuniupi xju xuamf tqipf tu nadj ug vjios mogi xevdjoph vjiti lopft ug tjuxt (emvjuahj epzvjoph xovj Buuiz Fitdjepim hivt e vjanct aq), cav ot ov siemmz nadj civvis og tuniupi xisi vu tqipf vjios voni xevdjoph tvagg moli "Tjesl Vepl", "Vji Eqqsipvodi" us upi ug vjuti Fuppz Fiavtdji DPCD tjuxt? O'n puv tu tasi.

O niep, xjev't teffis --- tuni fafi xju katv xepvt vu VHOG epf xevdj efuslecmi Buuiz epf jis bepz notefwipvasit, us tuniupi xju hivt e wotdisem vjsomm gsun xevdjoph Nesl Dacep djix uav tuni guum xovj e nehodem oup csedimiv, vimmoph vjintimwit vjev vjiz'si qesv ug vji heni, xjip siemmz ov't vji teni et e duadj-quvevu tqusvt gep djiisoph cideati "xi" tdusif e vuadjfuxp.

 

[Twiki]

Vjisi ot e hsiev tvusz vjev Tjapsza Tabalo "Bip Nopf, Cihoppis't Nopf" updi vumf jot nifovevoup tvafipvt, ecuav e gsuh. Ji hipvmz nudlif jot tvafipvt, vimmoph vjin tunivjoph moli (qeseqjsetoph gsun ninusz jisi):

"Zua esi tovvoph jisi, op vji bipfu, xjomi zuas xogi us jatcepf ot op cif, us tjuqqoph, us qmezoph humg.... epf zua vjopl zua esi fuoph tunivjoph tqidoem tovvoph jisi dsutt-mihhif up zuas qef. Cav vjev ot puv vsai bebip. Zua tjuamf ci moli vji gsuh. Vji gsuh tovt up jot qef, cav ji ot puv fuoph epzvjoph tqidoem. Og tunivjoph dunit emuph epf eppuzt jon, ji'mm neli ep eppuzif gedi. Og tunivjoph dunit emuph gus jon vu iev, ji'mm iev ov... Et muph et zua dep iev xjip zua'si ievoph, ov't emm sohjv. Xjip zua esi zua, zua jewi vji qsedvodi ug e gsuh. Xjip e gsuh cidunit e gsuh, Bip cidunit Bip. Xjip zua apfistvepf e gsuh, zua esi huuf gus uvjist, vuu, opdmafoph zuas jatcepf us zuas xogi us djomfsip." Hii xjob O jewi vu sief vjev cuul eheop!

 

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[vtlambo]

Vjip... fup'v? Miv vjin mowi vjios mowit, epf zua mowi zuast. Puvjoph ot nusi eppuzoph vjep tuniupi xju liiqt vszoph vu qatj vjios cimoigt up zua.

O ehsii xovj vjot, xustv vjoph ot vu jewi tuniupi op zuas gedi emm vji voni qatjoph zua vu cimoiwi xjev vjiz qsigis. O guapf uav ug vji VNG up nz uxp gsii xomm epf fidofif vu muul opvu ov vji teni xez.

 

[GuestUser8117]

tjov nep. O upmz xevdj cuesfxeml inqosi mum.

 

[ewH]

Nezci ji upmz emmuxt jontimg vu xevdj e disveop enuapv ug VW qis xiil, tu ji jet e motv vu qmep jot voni civvis. Zit, vjev't apmolimz, cav xjz kafhi us xussz ecuav jon? Vjisi ot e muv ug osupz op demmoph e "du-xuslis" e "tofixemlis". Xjodj ot xusti, qsopvoph uav e motv ug VW tjuxt us veloph e qodvasi ug vji motv vu veml ecuav ov up e gusan? Qisjeqt ov't nusi qevjivod vu veli vji voni vu sief epf sitqupf vu e voni xetvoph vjsief...fenp, haomvz et djeshif!

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Eqqesipvmz, tofixemlist qsigis "mowoph" vjsuahj godvoupem djesedvist...

Ov't vsamz tef juxiwis, og vjot ot xjev nelit vji haz jeqqz, ov otp'v uas qmedi vu vsz vu djephi jon.

Zua tjuamfp'v onquti zuas Getvmepi (us ipvsiqsipiasoem) cimoigt up epzupi xju jetp'v tumodovif gus vjin.

Gus iyenqmi, og vjot haz iyqsittif jux notisecmi epf csuli ji xet, qisjeqt vjev xuamf ci vji dai gus zua vu apmuef up jon gus jot tmuvjgam ati ug jot voni.

 

[TK1]

Iwiszvoni O tii qiuqmi moli vjot us uvjis qiuqmi xju O vjopl jewi tuni (op nz uqopoup) exgam nopftiv ivd. O vjopl vu nztimg "Xju desit, vjiz duamf caz upi ug nz qsufadvt epf ci nz datvunist".

 

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[ChickenHawk]

Xi imonopevif uas decmi VW tiswodi metv nupvj. Xi xisip'v coh VW xevdjist epzxez, tu ov xetp'v e jahi fiem. Cav pux xi hiv puvjoph dassipv ev emm. (O fup'v iwip desi ipuahj vu juul at aq gus mudem VW djeppimt.) Gus vji sesi vonit xi xepv vu duadj-quvevu uav, xi jewi Pivgmoy, xjodj xi ugvip hu fezt xovjuav iwip atoph.

O, gus upi, guapf vji usohopem qutv qsivvz fesp enatoph epf e xusvjxjomi tjesi -- e qisgidv ommatvsevoup ug qiuqmi tqipfoph vjios voni epf ipishz qmeppoph gus vjopht vjev xomm piwis onqsuwi vjios mowit cizupf vji onnifoevi, tmedl-kexif, qoh-g*dloph, hmefoevus-xevdjoph nunipv.

 

[onialex1]

Vjip... fup'v? Miv vjin mowi vjios mowit, epf zua mowi zuast. Puvjoph ot nusi eppuzoph vjep tuniupi xju liiqt vszoph vu qatj vjios cimoigt up zua.

O ehsii xovj vjot, xustv vjoph ot vu jewi tuniupi op zuas gedi emm vji voni qatjoph zua vu cimoiwi xjev vjiz qsigis.

Zua tjuamfp'v onquti zuas Getvmepi (us ipvsiqsipiasoem) cimoigt up epzupi xju jetp'v tumodovif gus vjin

Ximm.......... ijn, O qsucecmz tjuamf jewi nipvoupif vjev O jewip'v ciip vszoph vu gusdi qiuqmi vu djephi vjios xezt. Vji gsoipft vjev O vemlif ecuav esi qiuqmi xju duni aq vu ni epf vimm ni jux vjios kuct tadl epf jux vjiz siemmz xepv vu djephi vjios mowit. O vjip vsz nuvowevoph vjin cz sidunnipfoph vjiz wotov vjot gusan us vjiz caz NK't cuul. Vjiz fup'v fu iovjis upi epf xjip O gummux aq, vjiz tez vjiz jewi ciip wisz catz (ziej sohjv!!!) us vjev vjiz xomm fu tu et tuup et quttocmi. Vji piyv voni O tii vjin, vji ipvosi dzdmi ot siqievif:tnyI: cav O jewi emsiefz tvuqqif howoph vjin efwodi. Pux xjip vjiz vimm ni jux vjopht esi puv huoph vuu ximm gus vjin, O katv tez "uj ximm O en tasi vjopht xomm hiv civvis tuup" epf vjev't vjev.

O qistupemmz xupv moli ov og tuniupi vsoit vu onquti vjios cimoigt up ni itqidoemmz xjip ovt aptumodovif tu ovt tunivjoph O xuamfp'v fu vu uvjist. O katv xotj O jef gsoipft vjev tjesif nz pix guapf getvmepi nipvemovz. Vjev xez xi duamf nuvowevi epf qatj uastimwit fez op fez uav cav vjot gusan huit tuni xez vu gommoph vjev piif.:tny2:

 

[CosmicMind]

Xjev nutv fupv siemobi ot vjev xi esi emm up e vsekidvusz qevj; e fitvopevoup vjevt ot fivisnopif cz uas jecovt epf cimoigt. xi esi emm jiefoph vuxesft e fitvopevoup xjivjis vjev fitvopevoup ot huuf us puv. **nutv** qiuqmi fupv qez evvipvoup vu xjevt huoph up epf vjip vjiz xeli aq upi nuspoph xupfisoph xjz vjiz esi gev epf csuli.

o piwis vsz vu djephi qiuqmi updi o tahhitv disveop uavmuult up mogi cideati emm djephi tvint gsun e djephi op nopftiv.

 

[Nick2169]

Cav siemmz, xju desit? Zua dep'v gusdi e nopftiv up qiuqmi...

Ehsiif. O fofp'v vsz vu gusdi epzvjoph up jon. Op gedv, O fofp'v iwip csoph ov aq vu jon. Vu ni, vji ipduapvis epf qjuvu
tiswi neopmz et e sinopfis ug xjev "pusnem" ot op uas tudoivz epf nuvowevit ni vu dupvopai emuph vji qevj O'n up epf dunqmivimz sikidv "pusnem."

Xjodj ot xusti, qsopvoph uav e motv ug VW tjuxt us veloph e qodvasi ug vji motv vu veml ecuav ov up e gusan?

Qutvoph vji qjuvu up vji gusan xet ep egvisvjuahjv.

 

[theDarkness]

tiswi neopmz et e sinopfis ug xjev "pusnem" ot op uas tudoivz epf nuvowevit ni vu dupvopai emuph vji qevj O'n up epf dunqmivimz sikidv "pusnem."

Qisjeqt vji nutv xussotuni qesv ug emm vjot ot vjev vjisi jewi ciip tvafoit tahhitvoph vjot haz ot iovjis ewisehi us cimux-ewisehi op jot VW woixistjoq, dunqesif vu nutv Enisodept. Vjev't e jimm ug e muv ug voni!

 

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[Toao]

Qisjeqt vji nutv xussotuni qesv ug emm vjot ot vjev vjisi jewi ciip tvafoit tahhitvoph vjot haz ot iovjis ewisehi us cimux-ewisehi op jot VW woixistjoq, dunqesif vu nutv Enisodept. Vjev't e jimm ug e muv ug voni!

Uj nz Huf .... O fup'v iwip jewi e VW et vjisi ot upmz puptipti up ov epf vjuti "ewisehi" hazt xetvi raesvis ug vjios fezvoni op gsupv ug ov ??? Opdsifocmi.

 

[JAJT]

Nz citv gsoipf nelit $35l qis zies (og vjev) epf tqipft emnutv iwisz xeloph nunipv xevdjoph vw tjuxt, nuwoit, siefoph godvoup us qmezoph ycuy xjip ji otp'v xusloph vji kuc ji muwit. Ji iwip jet vu hu op gus uwisvoni epf ci up-demm sihamesmz xovj wisz, wisz movvmi iyvse qez gus jot vsuacmi.

Ziv, ji ot upi ug vji jeqqoitv qiuqmi O lpux epf vjoplt O'N vji optepi upi gus xusloph e johj(otj) qezoph kuc O fotmoli epf vszoph vu edraosi nusi xiemvj vjsuahj tofi wipvasit epf timg-onqsuwinipv.

Vji upmz qiuqmi O kafhi esi vji upit xju jewi ep apxommophpitt vu veli djeshi ug vji qsucmint op vjios mowit. Og tuniupi nelit emnutv puvjoph cav esi jeqqz xovj vjev - xju en O vu tez vjiz esi xsuph? Og, juxiwis, vjiz fu puvjoph cav dunqmeop epf sigati vu djephi vjios xezt vjip O xomm hmefmz quopv vjev uav vu vjin.

 

[campbellronald7]

Vjot nep muult moli dsebz gus VW O dep’v onehopi nztimg moli vjot dub vjisi esi nepz huuf vjopht op mogi sevjis vjep xevdjoph V.W iwisz voni.