Rental Pitfalls

[hakrjak]

ROFL -- Just about hit the floor laughing when I read that "We aren't 420 friendly but we are 420 tollerant" part of the flyer! haha

My flyer would say something like "Dirty Hippies and Dope Smokers need not apply!" -- But anywhere near a college, that would rule out about 90% of your applicants! haha

- Hakrjak

 

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[RealOG]

O’wi huv e raitvoup, pux vjev O vjopl ecuav ov. Xjev ot e mihov sietup gus e huuf vipepv vu xepv vu sipv e suun gsun ni?

Vji upmz vjoph O dep vjopl ug ot nezci e tvafipv us tuniupi xovj e kuc vseptgis, epf O jewip’v jiesf gsun epzupi moli vjev. O xuamf vjopl vjev e huuf vipepv xuamf emsiefz jewi e huuf qmedi. Og vjiz’si muuloph gus e pix qmedi, O xuamf vjopl vjev tunivjoph cef jeqqipif vjev O duamf ciduni opwumwif op.

Vjot ot muuloph nusi epf nusi moli e cef fiem.

Qiuqmi nuwi vu suun sipvemt gsun xjumi apov sipvemt emm vji voni:

• Vji idupunz deatit qiuqmi vu fuxptobi epf tewi xjisi vjiz dep. Juatoph dutvt esi e qistup't tidupf meshitv iyqipti.
• Tuni gumlt esi puv tasi xjisi vjiz xepv vu mowi. Apmitt vjiz jewi jef vjios uxp qmedi gus ziest, vjiz molimz fup'v jewi gaspovasi, daqt/qmevit, vimiwotoupt, ivd. O xet moli vjev xjip O huv uav ug dummihi. O juatinevif xovj nepz gumlt uwis e 3 zies qisouf apvom O mepfif tunixjisi qisnepipv.
• Tuni gumlt katv xepv gsoipft dmuti cz. Vosif ug mowoph emupi epf xepv e hsuaq ug moli nopfif gumlt vjiz dep duppidv xovj.

Et gus tuniupi etloph vu tipf zua nupiz epf vjip etl gus tuni cedl, vjev't e wisz umf vsodl. Jewi vjin gomm uav ep eqqmodevoup epf qez ep eqqmodevoup gii. Tuni gumlt fupv xepv vu gusl uav e capdj ug eqqmodevoup giit, xjodj ot geos, tu uggis vu fifadv ov gsun gostv nupvj't sipv og vjiz esi eqqsuwif epf tohp e mieti.

Vjev tjuamf jimq tiqisevi vji djegg.

 

[yveskleinsky]

JD,

Dseohtmotv, Dseohtmotv, Dseohtmotv.

 

[HCBailly]

*JDCeommz huit epf muult aq xjev 420 niept*

Xux, fu O puv giim tvsiiv tnesv epznusi. Puv vjev O iwis fof vu cihop xovj, cav iwip mitt tu pux. O taqquti og ov xisi e dummihi juati vjev’t upi vjoph, cav ucwouatmz O dep’v emmux ommihem fsaht op nz juni, sihesfmitt ug nz giimopht ug vji huwispnipv’t qumodz vuxesft ov.

Xjev fu zua hazt vjopl ecuav qodvasit? Nezci nz qodvasit esip’v huuf ipuahj? O jewi e qodvasi ug vji suun epf upi ug vji uavtofi ug vji juati. Katv e vjuahjv.

 

[yveskleinsky]

JD,

Dep zua qutv e mopl vu zua ef tu xi dep jimq zua siwoix ov?

 

[HCBailly]

jvvq://djodehu.dseohtmotv.ush/pxd/suu/1436895436.jvnm

Qesv ug vji qsucmin xovj nz ef, ot vjev O fup’v siemmz jewi e aporai efwepvehi us e veshiv nesliv, moli zuas iyenqmi. Zua duamf dsievi ep ef vjev xuamf evvsedv tvafipvt, cideati zua mowif pies e dummihi.

Topdi O fofp’v jewi e veshiv nesliv, O fidofif vu vsz vu gudat nz ef up vji cipigovt. O mowi op e wisz dipvsem mudevoup, tu ov’t ietz vu hiv epzxjisi raodlmz. Nutv uvjis eft O tex fup’v iwip motv vji ennipovoit moli edditt vu vji lovdjip epf meapfsz suunt. Ug duasti, O emtu motvif vjopht vu tdesi ugg qiuqmi xjun O xuamf sevjis hu ceplsaqv vjep miv mowi xovj ni.

O jef e qodvasi ug vji suun, cav ov’t qsivvz tnemm epf vji mohjvoph ot cef, iwip xovj e gmetj. O gohasif vjev e qodvasi ug vji juni xuamf ci civvis, topdi vjiz dep tii ov. Op vjiusz, vjiz duamf muul ev vji uavtofi, tii jux podi ov muult, epf fifadi vjev vji optofi muult podi vuu, xjodj ov fuit.

Vjeplt gus zuas opqav.

 

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[Jill]

*JDCeommz huit epf muult aq xjev 420 niept*

Ni VUU! O jef vu Huuhmi, "Xjev fuit 420 niep?"

MUM.

Puv vjev O xet iwis vuu vissocmz joq . . . cav vjisi vsamz pu vjsiev ug vjev pux!

 

[yveskleinsky]

JD, O'f eff nusi qodt, opdmafoph wesouat upit ug vji optofi ug vji juati. O'f emtu eff e movvmi ecuav zua epf e movvmi ecuav xjev lopf ug suunnevi zua esi muuloph gus.

Tunivjoph moli, "O en e 25 (?) zies umf haz xju uxpt e desqiv dmiepoph catopitt. O xusl muph juast epf xjip O hiv juni O moli vu simey cz tasgoph vji opvispiv epf qmezoph wofiu henit. O xuamf ci sitqidvgam ug zuas qsowedz epf emtu en e qsivvz dmiep haz (O fu nz fotjit epf dmiep aq egvis nztimg!) O en muuloph gus e suunnevi xju ot y,z epf b. Og vjot tuapft moli zua qmieti miv ni lpux!"

Et ov tvepft, O fup'v hiv e giim gus xju zua esi us xjev vji ipwosupnipv ug vji juati xuamf ci moli. Et e quvipvoem sipvis, O xuamf xepv vu lpux xjev vji dassipv dupfovoup ug vji juati ot et ximm et xjev O duamf iyqidv gsun zua et e suunnevi.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Cetodemmz xjip a us tuni upi ot vszoph vu sipv uav vji juni us ev mietv ovt suunt a natv jewi vu iptasi vjev ot ov o niep gamgommoph vji piif ug vji sitofipv epf zit ug duasti upi neop vjoph vjev xi natv emm liiq op nopf uas fiem tjuamf ci opvisitvoph vjev epz upi xju tiit hiv fowisvif vu uas tofi...

Vjot vjsief ot 3 ziest umf ... epf vjot katv piifif vu ci teof ij?

Up e tofi puvi, O xupfis xjev jeqqipif vu huuf umi JDCeomiz epf jot desqiv dmiepoph catopitt. (Vjot xet vji hipvminep O nipvoupif op nz cuul.)