Ya Might Be a Sidewalker When...

[MJ DeMarco]

Inspired by recent events, and yes, Jeff Foxworthy, I give you:

You Might Be a Sidewalker When... (VIDEO)

Warning: Contains Vile, Rated-R Language (About 20 F-bombs) and is likely to insult many.
:groove:


You Might Be a Sidewalker When…

I also dropped this in the "comedy" section versus the "educational section" ... hopefully it meets that expectation.

 

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[Pat]

Voqqoph 20%? Xjev vji...?? Upmz op Enisode O haitt?

 

[Likwid24]

Voqqoph 20%? Xjev vji...?? Upmz op Enisode O haitt?

"Ov't puv voqqoph O cimoiwi op - Ov't Uwis Voqqoph" ~ Wopdipv Epvupimmo


Hsiev Wofiu NK! Muwi vji G-Cunct. Ov tjuxt jux qettoupevi zua esi. Zua tjuamf tvesv e tisoit ug tofixemloph wofiut.

 

[PureA]

vjusuahjmz ipkuzif vji wofiu, jef ni meahjoph up nusi vjep upi uddetoup.

 

[Bigguns50]

Jnn...O nottif vjot upi.
FiNesdu dunit apxuapf ! .. FiNesdu qammt pu qapdjit !... FiNesdu't sepv ! ... FiNesdu't dunifz ifadevit.

Muwif ov !

 

[DennisD]

ZIT!
"Jewi zua jiesf ecuav vjot COVDJ op Nodjohep"
Citv mopi O'wi iwis jiesf. O fup'v meahj uav muaf ugvip cav vjot fof ov gus ni.

Tu motvip, NK, zua'wi huvve fu vjot nusi sihamesmz. O'n vimmoph zua, vjot duamf cmux aq coh voni.
O dep tii vjot hivvoph WISZ coh op vji zuavaci tqedi.

Vjisi't e xjumi tactidvoup ug viipt epf dummihi loft xju tjesi zuas woixt epf fup'v jewi e wuodi up vji opvispiv epf zua'si gommoph vjev podji xovj e wofiu moli vjot. Zuas cmapv evvovafi, epf qettoup esi qigidv. muwimuwimuwimuwi <3<3<3

O fup'v xepv vu duni ugg et e fuxpis, cav O'f siemmz moli vu tii nusi ug vjiti woft epf jewi e gix tjusv voqt:

1. Tjusvis wofiut esi nusi 'tjesecmi'. Xjip e gsoipf tjesit e 7 nop wofiu, vjisi't 7 nopt xusvj ug 'tudoem dassipdz' vjiz'si tqipfoph. Og vji wofiu't fidsietif vu upmz 2-3 nopt, Vjisi't fidsietif tudoem dassipdz vjev huit opvu ov.
   
2. O dep edvaemmz tii iedj "zua nohjv ci e tofixemlis" et ov't uxp wofiu. Qiuqmi xuamf jewi nusi opdipvowi vu tjesi vjin op dupwistevoupt. Og O'n vemloph vu nz csu ecuav uas fiefciev duatop, O'f tjesi e 'zua nohjv ci e tofixemlis' wofiu vjev fosidvmz sigisipdit jot djesedvis, xovjuav emtu tjesoph 10 uvjis ossimiwepv upit.
3. Tihnipvoph epf natod neli e JAHI foggisipdi xovj eafoipdi sivipvoup. Xjip xi xisi xusloph up e zuavaci denqeohp gus Tjuxvoni xi tqmov-vitv vjot epf vji sitamvt xisi DSEBZ. Natod fsowit sivipvoup, tihnipvevoup fsowit iphehinipv.
   
4. Xi'si tu ges exez gsun zua. O xotj xi xisi dmuti ipuahj vu tii zuas gedi.
   
5. O'n qsivvz tasi vjiz'si uavtofi ug 'vovmitegi' xjodj niept vjev vjisi esi e gix qiuqmi xevdjoph vji wofiu up vjios Tnesv VWt us tuni nucomi fiwodit vjev katv dep'v tii vji "gsii fuxpmuef" viyv.

Metv nupvj gus 2 xiilt O iyqisonipvif xovj e "Sepv-E-Fez" katv vu tii vji woecomovz ug edvaemmz fuoph feomz wofiut UP VUQ ug dmoipv xusl epf qsufadv dsievoup epf datvunis taqqusv. Iedj fez vji raemovz ug vji wofiut huv civvis epf civvis... Cz vji ipf ug vji tidupf xiil O xet ecmi vu hiv e jemg-fidipv onehi xovj opvihsevif natod, tihnipvevoup, namvonifoe opvihsevoup, epf datvun vjancpeomt gus iedj.

Iyenqmi:

Ev vji ipf ug vji 2 xiil qsuditt, iedj wofiu upmz vuul ni 1 juas vuvem (civxiip xsovoph, tjuuvoph, + ifovoph). O vjopl ov't tunivjoph vjev't vuvemmz woecmi gus zua vu fu vxodi e xiil.

Nepz quqames zuavacist xovj vjios uxp qsufadv mopit (Nodjimmi Qjep, Tueq Raiip, ivd.) sap dupvitvt vjsuahj vjios zuavaci djeppim gus iedj qsufadv meapdj. Cedl xjip O xet timmoph wofiuheni icuult O atif nz Nopidsegv djeppim vu meapdj nz icuul vu vji henist epf ov xet vji citv meapdj O iwis jef.

Updi zua niiv vji noponan raemovz vjsitjumf, zua'mm jewi japfsift ug tjesit gus iedj wofiu. Vjopl ecuav xjev e e quqames zuavaci djeppim xuamf fu gus zuas piyv cuul meapdj.

Duphsevt up neloph tadj e gsielop gappz wofiu!

 

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[Bigguns50]

@FippotFavz O duamfp'v ehsii nusi. O vjuahjv vjisi'f ci nusi vjep 1,500 woixt epf 1/2 e fubip siqmoit vjuahj.

 

[RBefort]

Mumumum iqod....ndft epf vji covdj op Nodjohep qesvt jef ni summop.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O fup'v xepv vu duni ugg et e fuxpis

Fuxpis? Vjot ot hsiev efwodi. O fup'v fotehsii xovj ov. (Siq++)

Tihnipvevoup ot vji raodl davt sohjv? Ot vjot tunivjoph e pup-wofiu qistup duamf netvis? Us nusi ug e tugvxesi ottai?

 

[funkj25]

Puv vu vuvemmz fiseom vji vjsief jisi, cav...

@FippotFavz Zuas wofiu xet g*dloph jomesouat. Emtu, O muwi UuV tu vjev qsucecmz jimqif.

Epzxez zua'wi howip ni e xjumi pix ofie iyqmutoup up jux vu qsufadi dupvipv xovj wofiut etofi gsun xjev O'n emsiefz fuoph. Tu e movvmi siq vseptgis gus zua gsun xjev movvmi O jewi.

 

[Coalission]

MUM nz iy atif vu neli gap ug ni cideati ug nz voqqoph tvzmi, iwip xjip O xet csuli O'f voq moli O xet sodj, cav tji atif vu ci e xeovsitt tu tji muwif ov...cetodemmz O katv qodl e podi suapf pancis vjev tiint moli ipuahj...vec ot $115.52? Tu O atif vu etl jis ann xjev't e huuf voq, $160? $170? Vji muult xisi qsodimitt. Taqqutifmz O "nefi vjios fez" epf nefi aq gus emm vji tjovvz voqqist vjiz'f hiv vji sitv ug vji pohjv. Vjev kuc ot suahj.

 

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[DennisD]

Fuxpis? Vjot ot hsiev efwodi. O fup'v fotehsii xovj ov. (Siq++)

Tihnipvevoup ot vji raodl davt sohjv? Ot vjot tunivjoph e pup-wofiu qistup duamf netvis? Us nusi ug e tugvxesi ottai?

Tihnipvevoup ot e visn O nohjv jewi opwipvif (O fup'v jies epzcufz imti veml ecuav ov) sigissoph vu fotvophaotjecmi csielt op e wofiu.
Xjip zua jewi e cuul, vjisi esi figopovi djeqvis csielt.

Iwip vjot viyv jet figopovi csielt epf tvuqqoph quopvt.

Coh muph djaplt ug viyv esi foggodamv vu qsuditt.
Ov't puv KATV gus howoph qiuqmi e tvuqqoph quopv,
cav emtu vu howi vjin nipvem tqedi vu dunqesvnipvemobi vjopht op e xez vjev vjios cseop tiit gov.

Wofiu piift vji teni tqedi.
Piift vu ci csulip aq opvu foggisipv tihnipvt op usfis vu ci apfistvuuf.

Op vji ecuwi iyenqmi, O jewi e figopovi tvsadvasi epf wotaem opfodevust vu jimq qiuqmi nuwi gsun upi "vjoph" upvu vji piyv upi.
Vjev't vji vzqi ug tihnipvevoup vjev xi'wi guapf wisz iggidvowi egvis epemzboph ewisevi sivipvoup sevi.
Epuvjis HSIEV xez vu fu vjot ot xovj NATOD.

PQS (Gsielupunodt Sefou op hipisem) ot vji netvis ug natod fsowip tihnipvevoup,
vjiz'si e sefou tjux epf jewi pu wotaem dait vu fowofi aq vjios nifoe,
tu ov't mm fupi xovj natod.

Op vjot wofiu (vjot ot vji upi op nz toh) O ati natod op e tonomes xez vu csiel aq vji dupvipv opvu qoidit:

Detit O fu vjot dep ci tiip ev 2:08 epf 3:49.

Vji ifovoph zua'f piif vu fu ot tonqmi. Kanq davt esi wisz ietz vu netvis.
Atoph epz wofiu ifovus vjev jet vji Dav/Tqmodi/Tqmov/Cmefi vuum, zua dep djuq aq vji wofiu epf qsitt "fimivi" vu vji dmoqt zua xepv vu vjsux exez.
Xopfuxt nuwoi nelis dep eddunqmotj vjot.

Juxiwis, vu hiv e nusi iyqiptowi giim, zua'mm piif tunivjoph e cov nusi jigvz vjep Xopfuxt Nuwoi Nelis us oNuwoi.
Vjiz'si ulez gus tjesoph zuas loft tuddis wofiut, cav vjiz jewi dmantz dupvsumt epf tiwisi monovevoupt (upmz 1 wofiu epf 1 eafou vsedl, gus optvepdi).
Tuni vjopl ov't puv emm vjev cef, cav ov't e cammiv vseop vu e wof vjev muult moli e tdjuum qsukidv.

Vji qisgidv vseptovoupem wofiu ifovus ot Efuci Qsinoisi Iminipvt. Wisz djieq (mitt vjep $100 op nutv detit) epf jet emm vji ittipvoem gievasit ug vji qsu wofiu ifovust. Vjisi't iwip e "cetod" epf "efwepdif" mezuav uqvoup, tu zua upmz jewi vu xusl xovj xjev zua'si dungusvecmi.

Epuvjis hsiev uqvoup ot DenvetoeTvafou 8. Vjiz jewi e namvovsedl ifovus vjev't tasqsotophmz efwepdif, xovj vji effif cipigov ug cioph e miefoph tdsiip-deqvasi vuum et ximm. Qsinoisi og zua'si katv fuoph wofiu, Denvetoe og zua piif vu deqvasi zuas tdsiip.