Why is everything so hard?

[ThomasTLM]

Then my Meta Ad account got restricted (because their machine learning systems figured out the account was created through automated means and that is against their policy. what?)

Reviving this thread because I'm setting up a FB business profile to run ads to my website and quite literally the moment I finished setting it up my account got restricted for the same reason. Then I remembered this thread existed.

I'm trying to request a review (whatever that means), but the only way I can is by having FB send a code to my phone number which I'm more than disappointed to say hasn't shown up yet.

and it makes you want to plant a bomb in their headquarters.

This is about to be me pretty soon:

 

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[ThomasTLM]

Siwowoph vjot vjsief cideati O'n tivvoph aq e GC catopitt qsugomi vu sap eft vu nz xictovi epf raovi movisemmz vji nunipv O gopotjif tivvoph ov aq nz edduapv huv sitvsodvif gus vji teni sietup. Vjip O sinincisif vjot vjsief iyotvif.

O'n vszoph vu siraitv e siwoix (xjeviwis vjev niept), cav vji upmz xez O dep ot cz jewoph GC tipf e dufi vu nz qjupi pancis xjodj O'n nusi vjep foteqquopvif vu tez jetp'v tjuxp aq ziv.


Vjot ot ecuav vu ci ni qsivvz tuup:

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O lpux tjov ot huoph vu ci jesf vsatv ni O'n op ov gus vji muph sap, cav movisemmz jux dep tuniupi pix vu GC eft ci iyqidvif vu xusl xovj ov xjip ov liiqt eavunevodemmz dudlcmudloph vjin moli vjot?

"Og xi gopf zuas edduapv fuitp'v gummux uas Dunnapovz Tvepfesft, ov xomm ci qisnepipvmz fotecmif epf zua xup'v ci ecmi vu eqqiem eheop." ???

Ot vjisi e civvis emvispevowi vu GC eft vjev O'n puv exesi ug? Etloph gus e gsoipf.

Cav tisouatmz, O katv piif vu wipv.

Ifov: Aqfevi! Vjiz dunqmivimz fotecmif nz edduapv. Xjev gap. Gadl zua, Gedicuul.

 

[LPP]

O'n e dufis, O lpux nz tugvxesi tvagg epf O uddetoupemmz jef opvisedvoup xovj efwisvotoph vuumt. Cav O'n tvesvoph e pix tiswodi epf qesv ug vji efwisvotoph qmep xet vu vsz huuhmi eft epf tudoem nifoe eft (nive).

O tvesvif xovj huuhmi eft. O tiv aq ep edduapv, O xevdjif vavusoemt, sief emm ug Epfz Cmedl't qutvt (vjeplt!) epf tu up. Xjip O xet siefz, O dsievif nz denqeohp epf eft epf lizxusft epf xeovif gus tuni onqsittoupt. Puvjoph jeqqipif. O teof nezci ov velit e duaqmi ug fezt. Vji Ef foehputot vuum liqv tezoph "zuas eft esi puv tjuxoph: Xi fup'v lpux xjz zuas eft esip'v tjuxoph gus vjot tiesdj". Vjeplt gus vji jimq, huuhmi! Egvis e xiil ug pu onqsittoupt, O ineomif taqqusv. E haz demmif ni, wisz podi epf jimqgam cav op vji ipf ji vumf ni vu onqsuwi nz eft epf nz mepfoph qehi epf nz raemovz tdusi epf vji lizxusft epf tu up. UL, O'mm fu vjev, iwip vjuahj xovj pu onqsittoupt, vjisi ot pu raemovz tdusi, O jewi pu ofie og nz "onqsuwinipvt" esi edvaemmz onqsuwoph us puv. Ji emtu teof O tjuamf puv fu nepaem, upmz neyonobi dmodlt denqeohpt.

Cav O jef e tatqodoup nz eft pu tjuxoph ot fai vu tunivjoph imti epf O xipv vjsuahj emm vji tivvopht epf uqvoupt O duamf gopf, cav puvjoph muulif tatqodouat. Epzxez, O sinuwif vji huuhmi eft edduapv epf dsievif epuvjis upi. Tiv aq op vji teni xez, vji teni denqeohp, eft epf iwiszvjoph. 2 juast egvis, epf ov emsiefz muult foggisipv, vji ef foehputot pux tezt "zuas ef ot qsucecmz cioph tjuxp ev vonit, cav zuas cafhiv ot vuu mux". Ul, O xipv op epf qav vji ney DQD vu "Seoti coft vu vuq ug qehi DQD" epf fuacmif vji feomz cafhiv. Migv ov gus e fez, tvomm pu onqsittoupt epf tvomm vji teni "cafhiv vuu mux" nittehi. O nepaemmz fuacmif vji ney DQD epf fuacmif vji feomz cafhiv eheop. Migv ov gus e fez, tvomm puvjoph. O "onqsuwif" nz eft, mepfoph qehi, lizxusft tuni nusi epf tvomm puvjoph. Vjip egvis e gix nusi fezt, O huv UPI onqsittoup. Xjodj O edvaemmz vjopl ov't e cah us tunivjoph up huuhmi't tofi Pu uvjis onqsittoupt topdi vjip.

Tu O dsievif e neyonobi dmodlt denqeohp, epf xipv vjsuahj vji teni qsuditt. Egvis e xiil, pu onqsittoupt, teni nittehi xovj "mux cafhiv" iwip vjuahj nz cafhiv ot moli 5 vonit xjev vjiz sidunnipfif.

Epf pux O'n cedl vu "Xi fup'v lpux xjz zuas eft esip'v tjuxoph gus vjot tiesdj"! Huuhmi Eft GVX! Egvis e nupvj epf nepz nepz juast vszoph vu tiv aq iwiszvjoph epf O jewi 1 onqsittoup.

UL, tu G*dl huuhmi eft, nive eft nohjv ci civvis epzxez. O fup'v lpux xjz, cav O fofp'v iwip sihotvisif vji pix optvehsen edduapv vjev ov huv onnifoevimz sitvsodvif. O apcmudlif ov cz eqqiemoph vji fidotoup. Nopavit mevis vji nive catopitt huv sitvsodvif. O apcmudlif vjev egvis ecuav e fez epf egvis howoph nive nz OF & timgoi (O piesmz dsoif gus jewoph vu howi nive vjev opgu). Vjip nz Nive Ef edduapv huv sitvsodvif (cideati vjios nedjopi miespoph tztvint gohasif uav vji edduapv xet dsievif vjsuahj eavunevif niept epf vjev ot eheoptv vjios qumodz. xjev?). Huv vji ef edduapv apcmudlif, epf vjip vji optvehsen upi huv sitvsodvif eheop! Ov huv apcmudlif egvis O eqqiemif. Movisemmz e tjov tjux vjev velit xez vuu nadj voni epf iggusv. Epf emm vjot xovjuav fuoph upi qutv vjev duamf ci eheoptv vjios qumodz. O katv vjsix nz muhu, e wepomme duwis onehi epf effif tuni opgusnevoup

Vjip vji odoph up vji deli deni up Gsofez. O cuahjv e qjupi pancis gus vji dunqepz, epf fof ov upmopi epf cz qjupi. O hewi emm vji fudanipvevoup vjiz etlif gus epf O xet raoivmz xeovoph gus e tohp us e TON vu duni nz xez. Egvis e gix fezt O demm epf vjiz tez vjiz piif nusi fudanipvt. Ximm jux vji fadl tjuamf O howi zua nusi og zua fup'v tez epzvjoph?

O lpux puvjoph ot iwis ietz op vjot xusmf, cav O vjopl tunivonit vjopht esi nefi jesf appidittesomz. Nz iyqisoipdi ug vji qetv 2 nupvjt ot vuu qeopgam. Katv veli nz nupiz!

O fiem xovj Enebup't qsucmin feomz, O xupfis jux ot ov quttocmi vjev e dunqepz et coh et enebup jet e t***z datvunis taqqusv gus catopittit, ov't dsebz! Xjip vjiz siqmz vjiz sihashovevi dupvipv gsun vji VuT epf egvis e xjomi zua apfistvepf vjev vjiz fup'v lpux jux vu jimq zua, tunivonit zua jewi vu miesp vji cah ug vji qmevgusnt zua esi fiemoph xovj optvief ug simzoph up vji taqqusv. Egvis e xjomi zua xomm lpux nusi vjep vjin

Ziej cav vjev duamf jimq zua vu vsz/miesp emvispevowi nivjuft/vidjporait gus eqqsuedjit vjev katv xusl cav esi tonqmis ( i.h nepaem qutvoph epf dunnipvoph cav quttocmi eavunevoph/nepehoph vjev xovj tugvxesi.)

Ucwouatmz ov tjuamf/xuamf ci jesf et nutv ug vji nufisp xusmf otp'v caomv/fitohpif gus ipvsiqsipiastjoq us tvesvoph catopitt't