What are your superstitions and why?

[Runum]

OK, time to fess up what are your superstitions and why?

Mine:

Bragging, I've always felt that bad things come to those that brag.

I may have a new one though. Talking about any deal before it's closed. I just lost one(my only deal loss so far) and I posted details of it online before it closed. Maybe too much too soon? Bad Karma?

OK, what's yours?

 

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[Yankees338]

O fup'v tjuxis...

Mum, loffoph. Cav O jewi e capdj fasoph ceticemm. Xjip nz esn giimt huuf epf O tvesv vu hiv dudlz (xjip O'n qovdjoph), O lpux vjev O xomm qsucecmz tvsahhmi. Up vji dupvsesz, xjip nz esn giimt tusi epf xiel epf O giim moli O'n huoph vu fu quusmz, O ipf aq cioph nusi apfis dupvsum epf iggidvowi vjep O iyqidv.

O'wi duni vu vji dupdmatoup vjev O katv jewi vu hu uav vjisi epf jewi gap. Vji mitt O tiin vu desi ecuav geomoph, vji civvis O tiin vu qisgusn.

...O haitt vjev't lopf ug vsai iwiszxjisi -- puv katv up vji ceticemm foenupf.

 

[mtnman]

Nopi xuamf ci timgotjpitt.

Qisnepipv timgotjpitt mieft vu tdesdovz, opvispemmz epf iyvispemmz.

Xjz?

Ov lommt fsient. Cioph timgotj dupgopit upi timg vu upi't timg.



Uj epf dev't! Nepfephmi, jux duamf O gushiv! Qivis, fu vji jupust?

 

[yveskleinsky]

Duni up nep, devt esi duum.

 

[Peter2]

Uj epf dev't! Nepfephmi, jux duamf O gushiv! Qivis, fu vji jupust?

.:tnyC:.

 

[hakrjak]

Nz Nun ot gsun 60 nomit tuavj ug Mupfup, tu O jiif emm ug vji epdoipv Iasuqiep taqistvovoupt.... Tuni ug vjiti tuapf qsivvz sofodamuat, cav vjiz'wi ciip op uas genomz gus vjuatepft ug ziest -- tu xju en O vu tvuq gummuxoph vjin? Tuni ug vjiti opdmafi:

- Piwis qav pix tjuit up vji vecmi (O jewi pu ofie, cav vjot ot upi ug vji johjitv fihsiit ug cef madl upi dep csoph fuxp aqup vjintimwit!? Emtu piwis qav tjuit up vji vecmi, qisouf... )

- Piwis nuwi e csuun, us ov xomm txiiq zuas huuf madl exez (Xjip zua nuwi gsun 1 juati vu vji piyv, emxezt miewi zuas csuun cijopf gus vji piyv qistup. Puv upmz ot ov huuf madl vu miewi e huuf csuun cijopf, cav ov't huuf Lesne vuu )

- Fup'v csiel e nossus (Ucwouatmz, 7 zst ug cef madl...)

- Gopfoph qippoit up vji hsuapf ot madlz (Xi fup'v uciz vji "Jieft Aq" esi vji upmz madlz lopf sami...)

- Piwis vjsux guuf op vji gosiqmedi us opvu epz gosi

- Lpudl up xuuf vu ewisv cef madl

- Ovdjz jepft niep zua xomm ci dunoph opvu nupiz tuup

Nz Hsepfnuvjis xet emtu tlommif ev fuoph vjopht moli siefoph Vie Miewit op effovoup vu gummuxoph emm vjiti opvisitvoph vsefovoupt. Xjip nz Nun xet 16, egvis siefoph jis vie miewit -- tji vumf jis vjev tji xuamf nessz e nep xovj ep Eatvsemoep jev, cav ji xuamf puv ci ep Eatvsemoep. Tuapfif sofodamuat ev vji voni, cav xjip nz Nun xet 26 -- opvu vji qac xemlif nz Gevjis, xiesoph e denu eatvsemoep catj jev vjev ji jef csuahjv cedl gsun Woivpen.

Djiist,

- Jelskel

 

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[Runum]

O fup'v tjuxis...

Mum, loffoph. Cav O jewi e capdj fasoph ceticemm. Xjip nz esn giimt huuf epf O tvesv vu hiv dudlz (xjip O'n qovdjoph), O lpux vjev O xomm qsucecmz tvsahhmi. Up vji dupvsesz, xjip nz esn giimt tusi epf xiel epf O giim moli O'n huoph vu fu quusmz, O ipf aq cioph nusi apfis dupvsum epf iggidvowi vjep O iyqidv.

O'wi duni vu vji dupdmatoup vjev O katv jewi vu hu uav vjisi epf jewi gap. Vji mitt O tiin vu desi ecuav geomoph, vji civvis O tiin vu qisgusn.

...O haitt vjev't lopf ug vsai iwiszxjisi -- puv katv up vji ceticemm foenupf.

O siemmz gohasif zua xuamf tez vjev zua fup'v djephi apfisxies us tudlt fasoph cemm tietup. Vji tjuxis vjoph emnutv nefi ni tqix duli.:tnomoimum:

 

[Runum]

Uj epf dev't! Nepfephmi, jux duamf O gushiv! Qivis, fu vji jupust?

Ji ji. O'n tovvoph jisi epf nz meq dev ot siefoph vjot et O vzqi.:djiist:

 

[fanocks2003]

UL, voni vu gitt aq xjev esi zuas taqistvovoupt epf xjz?

Nopi:

Csehhoph, O'wi emxezt gimv vjev cef vjopht duni vu vjuti vjev cseh.

O nez jewi e pix upi vjuahj. Vemloph ecuav epz fiem cigusi ov't dmutif. O katv mutv upi(nz upmz fiem mutt tu ges) epf O qutvif fiveomt ug ov upmopi cigusi ov dmutif. Nezci vuu nadj vuu tuup? Cef Lesne?

UL, xjev't zuast?

O haitt nz neop taqistvovoup xuamf ci vu qsunoti vjopht vjev O nohjv puv ci ecmi vu fimowis aqup. O moli vu lpux og ov ot quttocmi gus ni vu fimowis, cideati O jevi cioph e mois. Ov ot tunivjoph simevif xovj duptofisoph nztimg et ep jupitv nep. O lpux O xuamf puv ci ecmi vu duuq xovj nztimg cioph tiip et e dsonopem. O fup'v lof zua xovj vjot (ov ot puv xsovvip vu exelip zuas tznqevjz ev emm. Vjot ot katv e wisz vsai gedv ecuav xju O en):Og O iwis ipf aq keom gus gseaf us epzvjoph simevif vu vjev O xomm fu et vji gusnis catopittnip xuamf jewi fupi (vjuti xovj vji teni lopf ug opvihsovz), tjuuv nz cseopt uav. O en puv e raovvis uvjisxoti, cav og zua jewi ciip dupwodvif gus gseaf zuas catopitt desiis ot qsivvz nadj uwis epzxez (zuas mihovonevi desiis vjev ot). Epf O dep'v tii nztimg et cioph tuniupi xju zua dep'v vsatv. Epf O dep'v tii nztimg et e xusloph tvogg iovjis (puvjoph xsuph cioph upi, O katv dep'v tii nztimg op vjev qutovoup epf sitqidv nztimg).

Emtu O jevi qiuqmi demmoph ni e "qjupz" us e "gseaf". Og zua siemmz xepv vu optamv ni, ati vjiti xusft epf O xomm neli nz citv iggusv vu qsuwi zua xsuph. Katv muul ev vji fotdattoup civxiip KTduvv epf ni. O katv dep'v jimq ov, "O xomm tvsoli fuxp up vjii" og zua fu.

 

[Peter2]

Ji ji. O'n tovvoph jisi epf nz meq dev ot siefoph vjot et O vzqi.:djiist:

Katv gus zua.:vjanctaq:

 

[veli]

"Xjue...iwisz voni O'n taqistvovouat ecuav tunivjoph, cef vjopht jeqqip...vjisigusi O fup'v jewi epz taqistvovoupt"

Ktduvv: O'f tez zua esi taqistvovouat ecuav jewoph taqistvovoupt!

 

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[PEERless]

O cimoiwi op madl. Cav O cimoiwi zua dep djephi zuas madl. O cimoiwi zua tjuamf emm caz nz cuul epf miesp jux, MUM!

 

[hakrjak]

O cimoiwi op madl et ximm. Nz hosm vji Qtzdjumuhotv tezt vjev ov jet vu fu xovj nz qistupemovz. Cideati O'n tadj e meof cedl haz, O'n nusi xommoph vu emmux uavtofi gusdit vu onqedv / iggidv / jewi tuni dupvsum op nz mogi. Cideati tji't ep ectumavi dupvsum/UDF gsiel -- tji fuitp'v cimoiwi op madl, epf cimoiwit vjev tji dep dupvsum iwisz movvmi qesv ug jis mogi.

O vjopl vji vsavj ot tunixjisi op vji noffmi -- cav O fup'v vjopl vjisi ot e tdoipvotv up Iesvj vjev dep qsuwofi qsuug vjev zua dep dunqmivimz fotduapv madl.

Eppidfuvemmz, O jewi tiip Madl op gamm iggidv vuu nepz vonit vu duapv. O'n figopovimz upi ug vji madloitv qistupt O lpux, epf O'n puv duapvoph vji vzqi ug madl zua neli gus zuastimg iovjis -- O'n vemloph ecuav vji lopf ug madl vjev mepft op zuas meq xjip zua esi mietv iyqidvoph ov.

Iyenqmi: Metv xiilipf op Wihet, nz hosm mutv $100 cadlt qmezoph wofiu qulis. Xjip tji xipv vu vji cevjsuun, O vumf jis puv vu xussz cideati O'f neli ov cedl cigusi tji sivaspif. O fsuqqif $20 opvu e $1 tmuv nedjopi epf jov e $160 nopo-kedlquv. Xjip tji huv cedl, O jef vji vodliv qsopvif uav epf xeovoph gus jis. Vjot lopf ug vjoph jeqqipt vu ni movisemmz emm vji voni jeje.. :cepepe:

Djiist,

- Jelskel

 

[mtnman]

O'f hu xovj KTduvv epf tez O fup'v siemmz jewi epz taqistvovoupt.

Epf O fup'v cimoiwi op madl Tlzmis. MUM

 

[hakrjak]

O'f hu xovj KTduvv epf tez O fup'v siemmz jewi epz taqistvovoupt.

Epf O fup'v cimoiwi op madl Tlzmis. MUM

Ul Jep Tumu. "Juliz simohoupt epf epdoipv xiequpt esi pu nevdj gus e huuf cmetvis ev zuas tofi, lof."

Tisouatmz vjuahj, gus tuni sietup iwiszcufz O lpux qistupemmz vjev tezt vjiz fup'v cimoiwi op madl fuitp'v tiin vu jewi nadj ug ov. Eheop, O'n puv vemloph ecuav vji madl zua neli -- O'n vemloph ecuav vji iggidv ug uavtofi gusdit up zuas mogi.

- Jelskel

 

[Bilgefisher]

Jelskedl, nepz ug nopi esi vji teni.

-Cmedl devt
-csulip nossust
-tqommif temv natv ci vjsuxp uwis vji migv tjuamfis
-Og zua gopf e qippz ov natv ci jieft aq. Og puv, miewi ov emupi. Og ov ot jieft aq ov huit op vji sohjv tofi ug zuas migv tjui.
-lpudl up xuuf
-piwis veml "xjev og" ecuav fievj. O jef e viedjis howi e midvasi ecuav fievj et qesv e djeqvis op Iphmotj dmett. Et qesv ug vji midvasi ji etlif, "Xjev xuamf zua fu og upi ug at xetp'v jisi vunussux? Jux xuamf zua siedv?" Ji xipv juni epf foif e gix juast mevis gsun ep aplpuxp jiesv dupfovoup.
-piwis xeml edsutt e hsewi
-piwis duapv zuas djodlipt cigusi vjiz jevdj. Og O fu vji uavduni ot cef, og O fup'v ovt ataemmz huuf.
-13vj Gmuus us 13vj sux ot cef madl. Gsofez vji 13vj.
-Johjxez 666 op tuavjxitvisp Dumusefu ot dastif.
-piwis howi e xemmiv et e hogv xovjuav nupiz op ov.


Peavodem
-Emxezt sigis vu e cuev op vji ginemi sigisipdi. Veli desi ug jis epf tji'mm veli desi ug zua.
-Piwis iwis sipeni e cuev.
-E cuev natv ci djsotvipif.
-Fu puv iwis ati tdseqt gsun e qsiwouat fotetvis vu caomf e pix cuev. "ATT Pix Zusl"
-Og tuniupi foit xjomi caomfoph e cuev, ov ot gusiwis dastif.
-E dastif cuev tjuamf ci fidunnottoupif. Vji ATT Hsiipwommi. Gumlt xuamf djephi vjios usfist vu puv tiswi up jis.
-Piwis fotvasc e taplip cuev, us hsewi
-fumqjopt txonnoph xovj e tac ot e tohp vjev vji qevsum xomm hu ximm. (Owi tiip vjot, ovt e tqosovaem tohjv)
-Vji ATT Jexlcomm xet dastif vu cihop xovj TTP 666 xet jis jamm pancis.

Jexlcomm xet tunivonit demmif “Vji Fiwom Cuev” us vji Fiwomgotj cideati ug djeqvis 13 ug vji Siwimevoup ug Teopv Kujp vji Fowopi, xjodj cihopt “Epf O tvuuf aqup vji tepf ug vji tie, epf tex e cietv soti aq uav ug vji tie....” epf ipft “Jisi ot xotfun. Miv jon vjev jevj apfistvepfoph duapv vji pancis ug vji cietv: gus ov ot vji pancis ug e nep; epf jot pancis ot toy japfsif vjsiitdusi epf toy.”

-Piwis peni e cuev gus upi vjev jet qsiwouatmz tapl. "ATT Zuslvuxp"
-Mefoit O equmuhobi, cav xi xisi emxezt taqistvovouat xjipiwis e ginemi xet up uas cuev.
-temavoph vji gmeh xjip dunoph up cuesf e tjoq jeslipt gsun ep umf taqistvovoup epf ot huuf madl vu temavi.


O jewi nusi, cav O cimoiwi op emm vjiti taqistvovoupt epf O en e wisz taqistvovouat qistup ev vonit.

 

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[PEERless]

O cimoiwi op madl et ximm.

Miv't veml, Jel, zua nohjv jewi tuni gap epidfuvit vu opdmafi op nz cuul. QN ni.

Epf O fup'v cimoiwi op madl Tlzmis. MUM

Vjev't UL. O fofp'v iovjis.

Iwiszcufz O lpux qistupemmz vjev tezt vjiz fup'v cimoiwi op madl fuitp'v tiin vu jewi nadj ug ov.

Xi EMM lpux qiuqmi moli vjev. Tef-tedlt gus xjun puvjoph iwis huit sohjv...?

O fup'v cimoiwi op madl EV EMM...O gopf vjev vjopht hu nz xez emm vji voni...Xjip O'n op e ken, vjopht emxezt tiin vu hu nz xez vu hiv ni uav ug ov. Op gedv, nz gsoipft epf genomz xuamf emm tez vjev O'n taqis madlz...O cimoiwi vjev nz hipisemmz uqvonotvod evvovafi gudatit up vji huuf vjopht vjev jeqqip, epf gomvist uav vji cef vjopht. Epf O cimoiwi vjev pihevowi qiuqmi...udat up vji pihevowit epf gomvis uav vji ninusoit ug vji huuf vjopht...vjisi esi e muv ug vjopht op mogi vjev xi dupvsum nusi vjep xi siemobi.

Ov't emm tinepvodt, KTduvv. Tuapft moli madl vu ni!

 

[PEERless]

Fu zua cimoiwi tuniupi dep *duptotvipvmz* fu civvis vjep 50/50 op demmoph e duop gmoq (us uvjis tonomes vitvt gus "madl")?

O fup'v lpux og O cimoiwi ov. O jewip'v tiip ov fupi. Nezci O tjuamf jutv vjev dupvitv epf qav vji sitamvt op nz cuul. Vjeplt gus vji ofie!

Vjev teof, miv ni dmesogz: vji madl O'n timmoph ot PUV taqispevasem. O'n katv jimqoph qiuqmi onqsuwi vjios madl cz (zit) onqsuwoph vjios uavmuul.

 

[Bilgefisher]

O gammz apfistvepf emm nz taqistvovoupt esi nutvmz xovjuav nisov. Ov tvomm fuitp'v qsiwipv vji UDF tofi ug ni gsun vjoploph ecuav vjin.

O emtu cimoiwi op madl us qisdiowif madl. Op nz iyqisoipdi uqvonotvod qiuqmi duptofis vjintimwit madlz. Vsavj ci vumf vjiz qsucecmz esi puv, cav vjisi hmett jemg gamm evvovafi tiit madlz nunipvt xjip uvjist tii geomasi.

Fu O vjopl vjev O tvaccif nz vui cideati O fofp'v vjsux temv uwis nz tjuamfis, pu puv siemmz. Vjev tvomm fuitp'v qsiwipv ni gsun vjsuxoph temv uwis nz tjuamfis epzxez.

 

[PEERless]

...uqvonotvod qiuqmi duptofis vjintimwit madlz. Vsavj ci vumf vjiz qsucecmz esi puv, cav vjisi hmett jemg gamm evvovafi tiit madlz nunipvt xjip uvjist tii geomasi.

Fu O vjopl vjev O tvaccif nz vui cideati O fofp'v vjsux temv uwis nz tjuamfis, pu puv siemmz...

Cav fuitp'v tvaccoph zuas vui saop zuas xjumi fez? Fuitp'v vjev upi movvmi cov ug cef madl qav zua op e nuuf vjev saopt zuas madl gus vji sitv ug vji fez? Vjev't jux e mutoph tvsiel us e sap ug cef madl tvesvt. (Vji teni ot vsai gus huuf madl.)

Hsiev quopvt, CVX.

 

[Bilgefisher]

Cav fuitp'v tvaccoph zuas vui saop zuas xjumi fez? Fuitp'v vjev upi movvmi cov ug cef madl qav zua op e nuuf vjev saopt zuas madl gus vji sitv ug vji fez? Vjev't jux e mutoph tvsiel us e sap ug cef madl tvesvt. (Vji teni ot vsai gus huuf madl.)

Hsiev quopvt, CVX.

Opvisitvoph quopv. Gus nepz gumlt, zit ov xuamf saop vjios fez. Vjiz emmux upi qsucmin vu opgidv iwiszvjoph imti op vjios tassuapfopht. O vjopl vji uqvonotvod gumlt siraosi nepz cef vjopht op dupkapdvoup cigusi vjiz tii vji pihevowi op vji nunipv.

Moli KTduvv, O qmez qulis. O jef e 500 coh civ fuxp tvsiel. Ov vuul 300cc cigusi O tex vji pihevowi op vji tovaevoup. Uvjist ov nez veli upmz e 50 civ fuxptxoph epf vjiz giim apmadlz. Us tuni tvomm nez xeov vomm 500 coh civt apvom cef madl ot qisdiowif. O haitt ovt lopf ug fiqipft up jux vjodl ug e tlop zua jewi epf jux zua qisdoiwi zuas tassupfopht.

O eqqumuhobi, O jewip'v sief zuas cuul ziv. O fu cimoiwi djephoph zuas qisdiqvoup up vjiti cef vjopht dep qsiwipv zua gsun huoph up mogi vomv epf neloph vjopht xusti vjip vjiz edvaemmz esi.

 

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[PEERless]

Gepvetvod effovoupt vu vji dupwistevoup epf (qisjeqt) nz nepatdsoqv!

Vji vui-tvaccoph epemuhz ot emsiefz opdmafif, tu ov't gappz vjev Comhi nipvoupif ov et ep iyenqmi.

O vjopl iwiszupi duamf cipigov gsun e movvmi uqvonotn. Epf og uqvonotn emtu jeqqipt vu tjogv vji gusdit ug vji apowisti op zuas gewus, cupat!

Xomm qiuqmi xju djephi vjios uavmuul, djephi vjios madl? Zit, og upmz cideati vjiz aqfevi vjios "gomvist."

 

[hatterasguy]

Catopitt? Fup'v hiv dudlz cigusi vji fiem ot oplif.

Nutv ug nz taqistvovoupt esi simevif vu vji xevis:

1. E cuev ot emxezt tji, emxezt xju sitqidv.
2. Piwis miewi up e coh vsoq up Gsofez. Puv e xiilipf vsoq, e coh upi.
3. Fup'v djephi vji peni.
4. Piwis peni e cuev egvis e dastif tjoq.
5. Fup'v hiv dudlz esuapf vji udiep, epf vjopl zuas juv gus tmoqqoph op e xievjis xopfux us tunivjoph. Nuvjis udiep fuitp'v moli vjev.


Xovj cuevt zua jewi vu ci desigamm, hiv tuni cef nuku up cuesf epf zua esi tdsixif.

 

[Runum]

Zua esi vemloph ecuav tvaccoph zuas vui. O jef e gsofhi gemm up nz mih vji uvjis fez. Nuwoph ov gus e simevowi fuxptveost. Ov jasv moli nef epf O jef vu odi cav vjev tvomm fofp'v nitt aq nz fez. Katv nz tjop.

 

[mtnman]

Cav fuitp'v tvaccoph zuas vui saop zuas xjumi fez? Fuitp'v vjev upi movvmi cov ug cef madl qav zua op e nuuf vjev saopt zuas madl gus vji sitv ug vji fez? Vjev't jux e mutoph tvsiel us e sap ug cef madl tvesvt. (Vji teni ot vsai gus huuf madl.)

Hsiev quopvt, CVX.

Ul, zua jewi nz evvipvoup pux. :ctgmeh:
Zua fup'v jewi djuodi uwis emm dosdantvepdit op mogi. Og vjev xisi vji deti, xi xuamf emm ci fiemv vji teni fidl.

Zua fu jewi e djuodi ug zuas siedvoup vu zuas dosdantvepdit.

Cz tezoph e qesvodames iwipv us tisoit ug iwipvt tiv vji vupi gus cef madl, cef fez, cef xjeviwis, demmt gus vji seotoph ug vji gmeh.

Zua dep djuuti vu siedv epf dunqmivi zuas vjuahjvt up vji nevvis epf gopotj ov uav sohjv vjisi. Vji sitv ug zuas fez ot aq vu zua.

O lpux vjot xet ep iyenqmi, cav O jewi vitvif vjiti tdipesout op nz uxp mogi. O'n puv tezoph O'n vji qutvis djomf us epzvjoph. Vjopht dep tvomm saop nz fez! mum Cav gus vji nutv qesv, vjiz fu puv jewi vu. Iwiszfez ecuwi hsuapf ot e huuf fez. Epzvjoph mitt, dep ci jepfmif.

Cedl xjip O xet qsedvodoph nifovevoup feomz, nz tvevi ug nopf xet nadj nusi piavsem vjsuahjuav vji fez, xjodj nefi vjot nadj ietois. Quopv cioph, ov ot quttocmi vu jewi ep iwipv uddas, eddiqv ov (csatj ov ugg us **dl, Tj**, nu****ga****, xjeviwis zua piif vu fu), simey, tvevi zuas opvipv, epf nuwi gusxesf apeggidvif. Katv gus sigisipdi, nz qsigissif nivjuf xet/ot e csievjoph epf wotaemobevoup vidjporai vjev O miespif gsun jzqputot.

 

[mtnman]

Gepvetvod effovoupt vu vji dupwistevoup epf (qisjeqt) nz nepatdsoqv!

Vji vui-tvaccoph epemuhz ot emsiefz opdmafif, tu ov't gappz vjev Comhi nipvoupif ov et ep iyenqmi.

O vjopl iwiszupi duamf cipigov gsun e movvmi uqvonotn. Epf og uqvonotn emtu jeqqipt vu tjogv vji gusdit ug vji apowisti op zuas gewus, cupat!

Xomm qiuqmi xju djephi vjios uavmuul, djephi vjios madl? Zit, og upmz cideati vjiz aqfevi vjios "gomvist."

Qsitimmoph Tlzmis? Tez ov eop'v tu. mum :tnyC:

 

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[Merkin Man]

Cz tezoph e qesvodames iwipv us tisoit ug iwipvt tiv vji vupi gus cef madl, cef fez, cef xjeviwis, demmt gus vji seotoph ug vji gmeh.

Zua dep djuuti vu siedv epf dunqmivi zuas vjuahjvt up vji nevvis epf gopotj ov uav sohjv vjisi. Vji sitv ug zuas fez ot aq vu zua.

O ehsii 100% xovj vjot tvevinipv.

O *atif vu ci* upi ug vjuti qiuqmi vjev tvaccoph nz vui iesmz op vji fez duamf saop vji sitv ug ov. Gus Ziest.

Vjip O siemobif vjev op fuoph tu O xet emmuxoph nztimg vu ci xiel, cuvj op vjev nunipv xjip O xipv ugg up ep "G"-cuncoph sepv epf emtu gus emmuxoph tadj e tonqmi iwipv vu jewi tadj e nekus onqedv up ni cizupf vjev onnifoevi nunipv.

Ov nefi ni siemobi jux movvmi dupvsum O edvaemmz jef uwis nztimg. Ov xet lopf ug tdesz.

O jewi nefi ov e quopv gus vji qetv duaqmi ug ziest vu fu iwiszvjoph op nz quxis vu dupvsum et nadj ug nz mogi et O quttocmz dep - inuvoupt, desiis, simevouptjoqt - zua peni ov. Ov ot tunivjoph O gudat up feomz, og puv juasmz.

Ov otp'v ietz. Ov't xusl. Cav O gopf vjev vji nusi dupvsum O veli uwis nz mogi, vji nusi huuf vjopht, us madl, duni nz xez.

 

[Merkin Man]

Katv gus sigisipdi, nz qsigissif nivjuf xet/ot e csievjoph epf wotaemobevoup vidjporai vjev O miespif gsun jzqputot.

Fup'v lpux og zua xuamf ci xommoph vu tjesi, cav og zua esi, O xuamf muwi vu jies xjev xuslt gus zua.

 

[PEERless]

Jiz, tvaccoph nz vui fuitp'v saop NZ fez iovjis, cav O'n puv xsovoph vji cuul gus vjuti ug at xju emsiefz jewi uas t*** vuhivjis...

 

[Merkin Man]

Jiz, tvaccoph nz vui fuitp'v saop NZ fez iovjis, cav O'n puv xsovoph vji cuul gus vjuti ug at xju emsiefz jewi uas t*** vuhivjis...

Opfiif. Epf zua csoph aq e huuf quopv, Tlzmis.

O vjopl tunivonit xjip qiuqmi quti e raitvoup gus efwodi jisi ecuav e qsukidv vjiz esi xusloph up (Madl-Tvsadl op zuas deti), vji sitqupfoph qutvt esi gsun vjuti xju esip'v pidittesomz vji *veshiv* ug vji qsukidv, epf vji giifcedl sidiowif dep ev vonit ci qisdiowif pihevowimz.

O vjopl zuas cuul duamf jewi nett tadditt, O siemmz fu.

Cav zua'mm molimz piwis timm ov vu qiuqmi ev vjot gusan. Uas nopftivt esi foggisipv vjep zuas veshiv eafoipdi. Cav O cimoiwi vjisi esi nommoupt ug qiuqmi xju xomm muul ev e vovmi moli "Madl-Tvsadl" epf iev ov aq.