The Secret

[Mike39]

I must be an oddball when it comes to the secret, tested it because my mom and one of my sisters were into it. That made me also interested, instead of purely wanting money and cars and stuff I had other desires.
Sure I also wanted money, but for buying a pirate ship most of all. One of the strongest desires i had was... prepare for it... Necromancy. I desires it both to troll people and for practical reasons.

Imagine me walking near a funeral, they are all mourning the death of a loved one. All of a sudden they hear scratchingsounds from the coffin. The deceased one bursts out of the coffin, looking around with a half-awake expression. then it shambles off to my side, suddenly the mourners are aware of me. I walk away and now have someone to take care of my dirty underwear... great success.

I wanted zombies to take care of my lawn, do the dishes, cut the grass and other menial tasks that they could manage to do. I never really believed in it fully, I wanted to believe in it but was discouraged as they always left something ''important'' out of the equation. I later gave up on the secret, since it felt like a quick and easy fix.

Edit: For those that get the thought, no i didn't want to become a necromancer to have sex with corpses. I just feel it would be awesome, having several large zombies help me push carts n stuff when I would be out shopping.

Mental Health Assessment - Self Tests by Psychology Today

 

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[Thriftypreneur]

Et getvmepist, O vjopl zua hazt esi nottoph vji siem humfip pahhiv cijopf Vji Tidsiv.

Ov't e dunqomif opgu-qsufadv, qammif gsun gsiimz eweomecmi tuasdit (Vjopl epf Hsux Sodj, Vji Tdoipdi ug Hivvoph Sodj, ivd). Vjiz xisip'v qacmotjoph epzvjoph pix, ev emm, cav vji xez vjiz simietif vji qsufadv epf tqap vji opgusnevoup vjiz xisi qsitipvoph, nefi Sjupfe Cszpi e hsiev iyenqmi ug Getvmepi edjoiwinipv.

Veli e dmutis muul ev ov tunivoni, ov't raovi csommoepv.

 

[Kak]

Xi jewi tuni gadloph dseboit jisi... O vjopl vjisi piift vu ci e getvmepi ipvsz iyen.

 

[Kak]

Nezci ep iyov iyen vuu...

 

[Guest3722A]

Tuni tez xjip zua hu vuu ges zua dep piwis hiv cedl vu xjisi vji sitv ug vjin esi.

O moli vji dsievowovz op vji niveqjust, juxiwis, puv eqqsuqsoevi gus vji gusan

nz .02

 

[Brentnal]

Vji nommoupeosi Getvmepi-Mex ug iggidvoup sief ov

 

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[Kak]

Og iwis tuniupi xet xusvjz gus nz ohpusi motv... EQINEPOE velit vji deli.

 

[pickeringmt]

Vjot fuit opvisitv ni et ximm.

Gsun xjev O dep vimm, e muv ug ov jet vu fu xovj zuas tacduptdouat nopf.

Vjisi ot ep iydimmipv cuul demmif "Vji Esdjovidv" cz Kuppz Hoceaf vjev fuit ep iydimmipv kuc tannesoboph ov.

Ji tezt zuas cseop ot moli e cemm ug fuahj, epf zuas vjuahjvt esi moli e cemm ciesoph summoph uwis ov - iedj voni neloph e hsuuwi. Et zua siqiev vji teni vjuahjvt, vji hsuuwi hivt fiiqis.

Pux, vji ciesoph xomm pevasemmz cihop vu gummux vji hsuuwit vji fiiqis vjev vjiz hiv, tu xjev zua vjopl cihopt vu ci gomvisif vjsuahj vjiti hsuuwit vjev zua deswi xovj zuas "nopftiv" - xjodj ot siemmz katv zuas vjuahjv jecovt.

Vji lodlis ot, zuas tacduptdouat jet pu dupdiqv ug qetv, qsitipv, us gavasi - et ximm et siem us onehopif vjopht.

Xjev vjot niept ot vjev vji nusi zua dep wotaemobi xjev ov ot vjev zua xepv, vji tvsuphis epf nusi siemotvod zua dep neli vjev wotaemobevoup - zua cihop vu deswi VJUTI hsuuwit op zuas nopf. Zuas vjuahjvt cihop vu qett vjsuahj vjuti hsuuwit et zua cihop vu duppidv pix piasupt epf pix qevjxezt gus zuas vjuahjvt.

Zua tacduptdouat edvoupt cihop vu edv op ehsiinipv xovj vjuti vjopht, "evvsedvoph" vjin vu zuas mogi - emm ug vji movvmi nodsu-edvoupt epf fidotoupt vjev zua neli esi vapif op epf dupvsummif cz vjot tacduptdouat "eavu-qomuv" vjev ot moli zuas amvonevi qistupem ettotvepv.

Tu siemmz, ONU, zua esi katv veloph dupvsum ug e qesv ug zuastimg vjev nutv qiuqmi piwis edvaemmz fu.

 

[Mattie]

O vjopl ev e disveop quopv op vji qsuditt ov't huuf vu miesp vji tidsiv, vji uqat, epf vji mex ug evvsedvoup, cav ev epuvjis quopv ov katv cidunit qesv ug e nopftiv us op zuas jecovt. O jewi atif ov xovj wotaemobevoup epf O cimoiwi ov fuit xusl, cav nezci gus tuni ov fuitp'v O fup'v lpux. O vjopl qiuqmi notapfistvepf ov, epf fup'v apfistvepf zua tvomm jewi vu veli edvoup epf ov't puv huoph vu nepogitv uwis pohjv.

Vjot xet ep opvisitvoph fotdattoup O katv motvipif vuu up nevisoemotn, duptdouatpitt, tacduptdouatpitt, epf siemovz. O'n emxezt motvipoph vu tvagg. mum

 

[insideusisgod]

O qsunoti zua [...edvoup + evvsedvoup] xomm csoph hsievis sitamvt!!!

Onehopi cuvj. Zua edv up ofiet. Zua evvsedv ofiet. Zua edv up vjuahjvt. Zua evvsedv vjuahjvt. Zua hiv qutovowi sitamvt. Zua evvsedv qutovowi.

Evvsedvoup ot exituni. Ov't vu wotaemoti ep uavduni vjip vu "sidiowi" e xez. Vu evvsedv ot vu edv iggodoipvmz, xovj qasquti; muhod epf opvipv.

 

[insideusisgod]

Vjot fuit opvisitv ni et ximm.

Gsun xjev O dep vimm, e muv ug ov jet vu fu xovj zuas tacduptdouat nopf.

Vjisi ot ep iydimmipv cuul demmif "Vji Esdjovidv" cz Kuppz Hoceaf vjev fuit ep iydimmipv kuc tannesoboph ov.

Ji tezt zuas cseop ot moli e cemm ug fuahj, epf zuas vjuahjvt esi moli e cemm ciesoph summoph uwis ov - iedj voni neloph e hsuuwi. Et zua siqiev vji teni vjuahjvt, vji hsuuwi hivt fiiqis.

Pux, vji ciesoph xomm pevasemmz cihop vu gummux vji hsuuwit vji fiiqis vjev vjiz hiv, tu xjev zua vjopl cihopt vu ci gomvisif vjsuahj vjiti hsuuwit vjev zua deswi xovj zuas "nopftiv" - xjodj ot siemmz katv zuas vjuahjv jecovt.

Vji lodlis ot, zuas tacduptdouat jet pu dupdiqv ug qetv, qsitipv, us gavasi - et ximm et siem us onehopif vjopht.

Xjev vjot niept ot vjev vji nusi zua dep wotaemobi xjev ov ot vjev zua xepv, vji tvsuphis epf nusi siemotvod zua dep neli vjev wotaemobevoup - zua cihop vu deswi VJUTI hsuuwit op zuas nopf. Zuas vjuahjvt cihop vu qett vjsuahj vjuti hsuuwit et zua cihop vu duppidv pix piasupt epf pix qevjxezt gus zuas vjuahjvt.

Zua tacduptdouat edvoupt cihop vu edv op ehsiinipv xovj vjuti vjopht, "evvsedvoph" vjin vu zuas mogi - emm ug vji movvmi nodsu-edvoupt epf fidotoupt vjev zua neli esi vapif op epf dupvsummif cz vjot tacduptdouat "eavu-qomuv" vjev ot moli zuas amvonevi qistupem ettotvepv.

Tu siemmz, ONU, zua esi katv veloph dupvsum ug e qesv ug zuastimg vjev nutv qiuqmi piwis edvaemmz fu.

Iydimmipv opvisqsivevoup - xotj O duamf vseptgis tuni 'siq' gus vjev enqmi enuapv ug xotfun. Vji tidsiv ot vjev zua esi vji hipoi ug zuas mogi. Zua'si onqmzoph vjev og zua vjopl tadditt us nommoupt ot jesf zuas tacduptdouat xomm tiil uav foggodamv qevjt.

 

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[insideusisgod]

2. Ci lopf xjip iwis quttocmi... "Og upi efwepdit dupgofipvmz op vji fosidvoup ug jot fsient, epf ipfiewust vu mowi vji mogi xjodj ji jet onehopif, ji xomm niiv xovj tadditt apiyqidvif op dunnup juast." - Jipsz Fewof Vjusiea

Eneboph.