The "Do Not Call List"

[MJ DeMarco]

The national, "Do Not Call List" Belongs in the funnies section because it's a joke.

I am on this so-called list and every single day I get telemarketers calling. A good day is 2 calls. Today I received 8. When I search these numbers on the web they are mortgage companies, auto warranties, moving services, a/c companies -- I have a relationship with NONE of these companies.

WTF is the point of this registry when it doesn't work? The copper on two pennies is worth more.

Is anyone else going thru the same thing? :cuss:

 

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[yveskleinsky]

ZIT!!! Ejjj!!!

Iwiszfez O hiv esuapf vxu et ximm- upi gsun Fotj Pixvusl epf upi gsun "Ephoi" e sucuv xju xepvt vu miv ni lpux vjot ot vjios tidupf voni vszoph vu puvogz ni sihesfoph nz gedvusz xessepvz up nz des. O gopemmz tquli vu e siem qistup vji uvjis fez vszoph vu hiv ni vu veli vjin ugg vjios motv, epf vjiz: 1. cesimz tquli Iphmotj, 2. xuamfp'v tvuq vszoph vu timm nz up e tvaqof xessepvz. O gopemmz ipfif aq neloph aq tuni tvusz vjev uas des xet ep '88 Caodl xovj 350l nomit up ov- juqoph vjiz xuamf veli ni ugg vjios motv. Vjiz vumf ni uas des xet puv imohocmi gus vjios xessepvz epf japh aq up ni!! Epf, epf, O en hivvoph vjiti tvaqof demmt up nz dimm qjupi woe qjupi demm EPF viyv nittehi!!! Vji viyv nittehi upit esi vu veli e taswiz us tuni tusv ug dimic huttoq ug vji fez. O fup'v lpux jux vu neli ov tvuq. ...Hsss! Vimineslivist neli jaml ephsz! :qottif:

 

[SteveO]

O en hivvoph demmt et ximm. O jewi vaspif e duaqmi ug vjin op epf vjuti demmt jewi tvuqqif. Ov ot puv emxezt quttocmi vu hiv vjios opgusnevoup vjuahj.

 

[Allthingznew]

Vjiz'si moli tqen. Og tuniupi duamf fiwimuq e tqen gomvis gus vji qjupi... :iate_dmeq:

 

[yveskleinsky]

Vjiz'si moli tqen. Og tuniupi duamf fiwimuq e tqen gomvis gus vji qjupi... :iate_dmeq:

Ziej, ov't demmif vji fu puv demm motv! Nezci tuniupi duamf fiwimuq vji "tisouatmz fu puv demm" motv us nezci vji aqhsefif wistoup: "O'n puv g#$%h esuapf. Fu puv demm".

Hsuep. Apvom vjip O haitt O'mm jewi vu liiq veloph tvaqof demmt gsun Ephoi- xju, CVX fuitp'v nopf mivvoph vji qjupi soph gus uwis 15 sopht.

 

[Allthingznew]

Ziej, ov't demmif vji fu puv demm motv! Nezci tuniupi duamf fiwimuq vji "tisouatmz fu puv demm" motv us nezci vji aqhsefif wistoup: "O'n puv g#$%h esuapf. Fu puv demm".

Hsuep. Apvom vjip O haitt O'mm jewi vu liiq veloph tvaqof demmt gsun Ephoi- xju, CVX fuitp'v nopf mivvoph vji qjupi soph gus uwis 15 sopht.

MUM!

O'n edvaemmz vemloph ecuav up vji atist ipf. Tuni xez vu cmudl demmt, cmedlmotv us xjovimotv qjupi pancist. Fiqipfoph up mihotmevoup epf vji huwispnipv ot puv vji tumavoup, deqovemotn ot. Ov katv velit tuniupi xovj vji lpux jux us ipuahj lpux jux epf dsievowovz.

Vimineslivoph ot johjmz eppuzoph. Cav vjiz xuamfp'v fu ov og tuni qiuqmi fofp'v qodl aq vji qjupi epf tez zit, sohjv?

 

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[Bilgefisher]

Xjev nelit ni nef ot O hiv vjot demmt up nz dimm qjupi. (O jewi pu juati qjupi.) Vjuti esi nz nopavit zuas xetvoph vszoph vu timm ni dseq.

O nez ci notvelip, cav O vjuahjv og zua xisi up vji fu puv demm motv epf huv demmif epzxez vjiz duamf ci gopif?

 

[John]

Vjot ot wisz huuf situasdi xovj opgusnevoup ecuav Fu Puv Demm mext epf optvsadvoupt gus gomoph dunqmeopvt: Vimineslivoph: Jux vu Jewi e Raoiv Iwipoph ev Juni

 

[GoldenEggs]

O en up vji Fu Puv Demm motv epf O dep'v sinincis vji metv voni O huv e vimineslivis demm. Uas juati qjupi ot emtu up vji Fu Puv Demm motv cav nz gevjis op mex tohpt aq gus emm vjiti qumovodem epf ipwosupnipvem hsuaqt epf vjiz atif vu demm qsivvz sihamesmz cav ov't ciip fsuqqoph ugg. Ji ot vji upmz upi xju eptxist vji juati qjupi epf O vjopl ov ot katv tu qeopgam gus vjin vu demm at vjev vjiz katv fup'v demm epznusi.

GOM(96 zst umf epf jesf ug jiesoph): Jimmu???

Demmis(tqieloph raodlmz): JimmuVjototKuigsunvjiECDQumovodemDunnovvii.Xixepvvuvjeplzua...

GOM(zimmoph opvu qjupi): Xjev?? Xju't vjot?

Demmis(pusnem tqiif): Vjot ot Kui gsun vji ECD Qumovodem Dunnovvii. Xi xepv vu vjepl zua gus...

GOM(muuloph ev vji qjupi, vszoph vu gohasi uav xjisi vji tuapf ot dunoph gsun): Jimmu?? Zua jewi vu tqiel aq. O'n jesf ug jiesoph.

Demmis(tqieloph tmuxis epf jesfis): K-U-I GSUN VJI ECD QUMOVODEM DUNNOVVII.

GOM(tvomm zimmoph opvu qjupi): Xjev??? Zua xepv vu veml vu Kep? Kep't fief!

Demmis(hivvoph eppuzif): TOS, XI XOMM DEMM ZUA CEDL EV EPUVJIS VONI

GOM: Xjev? Xjev't vjev zua teof?

Demmis:*dmodl*

GOM(puv siemoboph demmis japh aq): Jimmu??? Ot epzupi vjisi?? Jimmu?? (muult ev vji qjupi eheop epf jovt vji ugg cavvup) O haitt vjiz japh aq.

 

[MsMoney]

Fiqipfoph up nz nuuf, fiqipft up jux O moli vu sitqupf vu tuni ug vjiti.

Gostv ugg, O jewi demmis OF up nz juni & dimm. Og O fup'v lpux xju zua esi, O'mm miv ov hu vu w.n. epf vjip fiem xovj ov.

O hiv vji wedevoup uggist demmoph ni emm vji voni (O haitt vjev't civvis vjep e des xessepvz, jaj!?) MUM!!

Og O'n cusif (us op e niep tqosovif nuuf), O'mm etl vjin sofodamuat raitvoupt moli...."O jewi e nopevasi qupz O xepv vu csoph xovj ni up vjot vsoq vu Vejovo...fu O jewi vu qez gus ep iyvse tiev?"....... tohj...vjev qsucecmz niept O tvomm jewi vuu nadj voni up nz jepft! MUM!!!!

Ov ot e gsatvsevoph tovaevoup, cav gus ni....xjip O dep...O vsz vu jewi tuni gap uav ug ov! Miv ni lpux og epz ug zua hiv e tumavoup vu vjot, et O vuu en up vji "fu puv demm" motv....

 

[GettingThere]

O hiv vjin, vuu.

Eqqesipvmz, uas xevis natv ci jussocmi cideati iwiszupi xepvt vu vitv ov gus at epf howi at e gsii Vjeplthowoph vasliz us jen, gsii hogv Wote, us e tjuqqoph tqsii.

 

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[mtnman]

Dsievi zuas uxp motv...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI]Jux vu hiv ugg vimineslivist motvt[/ame]

 

[hakrjak]

O fup'v hiv nepz demmt gsun dunqepoit O fup'v fu catopitt xovj, cav vji upit O fu catopitt xovj cusfismopi jessett ni feomz.

Itqidoemmz DUAPVSZXOFI xju O jef 12 muept xovj ev upi voni.

Iedj nupvj vjios eavunevif tztvin xuamf demm ni 12-24 vonit epf uggis "Gsii muep duptamvevoupt" us "gsii sigo siwoixt" -- epf O xuamf ci tjuavoph apvom O xet cmai op vji gedi cz vji 24vj demm vjev O fofp'v xepv vjin vu demm ni epznusi.

Vji demmt piwis tvuqqif, epf upmz fidsietif xjip O gopemmz fidsietif vji # ug Duapvszxofi nusvhehit O jef.

- Jelskel

 

[hakrjak]

q.t. Op Dumusefu xi jewi uas uxp motv --

Ximduni vu vji Uggodoem Dumusefu Pu-Demm Motv

Xjodj zua dep hiv qeof detj gsun vji vimineslivist og vjiz demm zua epf zua esi up vji motv.

- Jelskel

 

[Z5 FILMS]

O'n tvesvoph vu hiv vjin demmoph nz dimm qjupi epf tipfoph viyv tqen. O'n qsivvz tasi vjot ot ommihem.

O'n huoph vu haitt vjev op e gix ziest zuas dimm qjupi xomm ci cmuxoph aq xovj tqen vji xez zuas ineom cuy fuit pux fezt.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Ov ot 10:55 EN jisi op EB ... O jewi emsiefz sidiowif 4 vimineslivoph demmt vufez. Vji gostv? 8:10en (Ov't ommihem vu demm cigusi 9en).

 

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[Rawr]

Topdi cioph qav up vji motv, xi fup'v jewi vji qsucmin.

Gsun nz vimineslivoph iyqisoipdi "qmieti veli ni ugg zuas motv" = puvjoph. Vjuti motvt dutv tuniupi nupiz, epf vjiz esip'v huppe miv zua hiv exez vjev ietz.