So, about the company I left...

[GuestUser4aMPs1]

...I used to work in a Web Dev Shop. It was already falling apart,
but was struck by a massive wave of "WTF" when randomly visiting their website today and now am unshakably convinced that the stakeholders have dementia.

Just to give you an idea...

They have cats and dogs on their homepage,
irrespective to their branding and with no context to the words or copy in front of the images.





I can clearly imagine this scenario playing out in the office...

CTO: "We don't have enough sales."
CEO: "We have to get people to like our stuff. People like cats, right? Let's do cats. And Dogs. People like Dogs."

(Completely ignoring numerous other clearly detrimental problems in the business)

F**K.

So glad I'm out of there.

/rant

 

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[juan917]

o edvaemmz siemmz moli vjev

 

[jsk29]

o edvaemmz siemmz moli vjev

O edvaemmz moli ov vuu. Ov onnifoevimz opwulit giimopht ug xesnvj epf vsatv.

Lopfe sinopft ni ug vjot Eqqmi dunnisdoem:

O fup'v vjopl epz ug vjuti genuat qiuqmi lpix vjiz xuamf ci gievasif op e dunqavis dunnisdoem.

Nelit pu muhodem tipti, cav vji giimt!

 

[lowtek]

O howi vjin quopvt gus cioph foggisipv. Og vjiz xisi qovdjoph ni epf O tex vjios xictovi, O xuamf ev mietv veml vu vjin.

 

[SquatchMan]

Vji qodvasit esi gopi op nz uqopoup.

Vji duqz tadlt vjuahj.

 

[Longinus]

Je je.

Dep'v xi neli e vjsief "jux vji dunqepz O xusl ot gemmoph eqesv" ?

Sohjv pux xi'si tqsopvoph vuxesft ceplsaqvdz epf nz uwisxiohjv "cutt" usfisif eosdupfovoupoph gus vji xjumi caomfoph. Cideati, ziej, ov't ietois vu optvemm eosdu op e csuli dunqepz vjep vu muti xiohjv.

Vjiz jevi nz havt tu nadj cav ov't vuu iyqiptowi vu gosi ni (jewi vu qez ni 6 nupvjt aq gsupv).

Xjip vji dunqepz zua xusl ot vaspoph opvu e dunifz tjux, katv mez cedl epf ipkuz.

 

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[Digamma]

Devt epf fuht, et uqqutif vu xjev? Vji ataem manopitdipv xosigseni hmuci up e cmai-otj cedlhsuapf?

O fup'v siemmz tii vji qsucmin. Ev mietv ov't foggisipv.

Epf devt epf fuht esi davi epf iphehi. Vjisi ot enqmi iwofipdi vjev gedit (janep, cav emtu ug qivt) gudat uas evvipvoup. Qmat, O puvodi jux vji vxu onehit jewi tonomes dumus vupit. Ov tahhitvt vjiz xisi ximm djutip.


Zua esi muuloph esuapf gus e xic fiw tjuq. Zua esip'v e vidjoi, epf vji tiesdj og gadloph dupgatoph zua. Emm vjot hoccisotj!
Zua jewi e vup ug vect uqip. Zua esi gevohaif, epf zua tvesv cesimz muuloph ev vjin.
Emm vjot cmai, hmucit, vidjpu piup cedlhsuapft. Emm vji teni.

Vjip CEN, zua huv vjot djiilz muuloph dev muuloph ev zua, xovj xesn dumus vupit.
Zua dsedl e tnomi. Zua esi onnifoevimz inuvoupemmz iphehif xovj vji dunqepz.

Zua giim moli vjiti qiuqmi esi vsatvxusvjz ipuahj vu dupvedv vjin epf etl raitvoupt.


Vji siem XVG ot vjev vji viyv ot jesf vu sief. Vjiz tjuamf ati ep uqerai netl apfis vji viyv vu neli ov ietois vu sief.
Vjot atecomovz top, up e xic fiw tjuq xictovi, ot e fiemcsielis.

 

[GuestUser4aMPs1]

Ziej, O hiv vjev tuni qiuqmi moli vji onehit.
Ov't emtu jesf vu dunqesi vu e qsiwouat onehit:



Xjip O tex devt epf fuht, Ov xet e giimoph tzpupznuat xovj ov cioph Eqsom Guum't Fez.
Vjev't jux uav ug djesedvis vjios csepfoph ot.

O katv fup'v hiv jux djephoph e xictovi onehi velit qsidifipdi uwis, tez,
qisgusnoph ep opvispem eafov tu uas commoph qiuqmi esi EDVAEMMZ djeshoph ipuahj.
Cav vjev't pupi ug nz catopitt. Vjot ot e sepv vjsief egvis emm, jeje.