Alright gang, 2020 taught me what we need to do to be safe for the future. I want to make sure nothing bad ever happens again in the history of ever. Here is what we must all do:
we should wear bubble wrap, cover our eyes to avoid seeing anything unpleasant, wear earplugs to avoid loud noises, never leave home or go outside to avoid allergies, never use tools or work with your hands because you might get a bruise, don't shuffle paper for fear of a paper cut, never do push ups or work out because you might pull a muscle, don't run or jog because you might get winded, don't invest money because you could lose a little, don't work a job because you might get fired, don't drive a car because you might crash, don't own a dog because it might bite you, don't eat food because it could be expired, just curl up in a fetal position and lay there until you die.
I hope this will be found adequate in the world of 2021. If too dangerous or risky, let me know your suggestions.
You forgot eating food, it's possible to die from food poisoning you know? Now you are safer thanks to me, or breathing, air pollutants are EVERYWHERE!
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