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Apr 6, 2010

[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Nordakota[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota ([/FONT][FONT=&quot]that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there[/FONT][FONT=&quot]).
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]When he grabs a teat and pulls....the cow farts.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota, didn't yah?'
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.' [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

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