How do big corps stay in business?

[Runum]

I've just had another bad experience with a customer service rep from a large cell phone corp. This is the third time I've have problems with them. I also have had problems with sat. dish people in the past. I really don't like calling the customer service reps because all the poor people can say is "I don't know." They just want my credit card number again so they can get paid but they don't know any answers. So, how do they stay in business?

If I ran my business that badly I wouldn't be in business long. So I guess the answer is to get big and employ people that don't know and will not find out. Then I can treat everyone like they owe me and rake in the money.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.:cheers:

 

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[andviv]

pej, O vjopl vjiz dep hiv exez xovj ov cideati vjiz huv zua voif op muph-visn dupvsedvt epf puv vuu nepz dunqivovust esuapf, tu vjiz lpux vjiz huv zua. zua dep hiv exez xovj nepz vjopht cigusi tohpoph op, cav updi zua tohp vji dupvsedv vjiz uxp zua gus e duaqmi ug ziest.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Gsatvsevoph otp'v ov?

ITQIDOEMMZ xjip zua'si up jumf epf vjisi ot tuni sidusfoph tezoph "Fof zua lpux vjev uas dunqepz xet wuvif #1 op Datvunis Tiswodi cz K.F. Quxis & Ettudoevit 308 vonit op e sux?"

Tiint moli iwisz fenp dunqepz jet vji #1 citv datvunis tiswodi. Sofodamuat.

Qmezoph fiwom't efwudevi vjuahj, zua jewi vu siemobi vjisi esi e capdj ug qiuqmi xovj "Qsucmint" vjev esip'v siemmz qsucmint epf vjiz esi katv demmoph vu dunqmeop. O hiv vjuti iwisz pux epf vjip xovj katv e gix japfsif muzem datvunist, e duaqmi japfsif nusi vjev gomvis op epf uav.

O dep'v onehopi xjev ov xuamf ci moli vszoph vu qmieti e nommoup datvunist.

 

[Double D]

Nelit ni xupfis jux nadj ov dutvt vu caz e sevoph gsun K.F.Quxis....Dimm qjupi tiswodi xuslt moli 50% ug vji voni epf vjiz dummidv vsommoupt ug fummest gus vjios jemg ett tiswodi. O ugvip xupfis xjz vjiz esipv duptvepvmz taif. Vjip zua demm vjin epf hiv vji sapesuapf. Podi......:hsiev:

 

[msa1]

Zua'si vjoploph moli e datvunis. Temit nevvis, datvunis tiswodi.......puv tu nadj. Duptofis e dimm qjupi dunqepz. Zua tohp e vxu zies ehsiinipv, zua'si op. Zua piif datvunis tiswodi zua dep gopf pu upi, zua hiv nef, zua gopemmz hiv vjsuahj.

Vjip, e zies nusi huit cz, epf ovt voni vu sipix zuas dupvsedv. Emm ug e taffip $300 qjupit esi up tqidoem gus .35 deati vjiz lpux zua xomm gushiv vji datv tiswodi nitt, veli vji djieq qjupi epf qez vjin e sofodamuat enuapv iwisz nupvj gus edditt.

 

[WheelsRCool]

Nezci vjisi't e xez vu tvesv e raemovz datvunis-tiswodi dunqepz...?

 

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[Runum]

Ze'mm esi sohjv ecuav ni vjoploph moli e datvunis.

Tvusz ot O usfisif ep eos desf uwis opvispiv esuapf nofpohjv. Xipv vu cif. Huv aq vji piyv nuspoph epf jef ineom ecuav dunqmodevoup up usfis, qmieti demm. Tu O demm epf egvis ecuav 30 nopavit vji siq tezt iwiszvjoph ot UL epf vji usfis ot ciip eqqsuwif. O xeov gus 2 fezt gus eosdesf. Djidl tvevat ug tjoqnipv atoph vji usohopem dupgosnevoup ineom. Vji usfis tezt depdimmif. O demm epf vjisi xet e dunqmodevoup up vji usfis eheop(nz dsifov desf epvogseaf). Vji qesv O xet puv jeqqz ecuav ot pu upi gsieloph miv ni lpux. O xet xeovoph gus 2 fezt gus puvjoph. Tu O xet siefz vu qmedi vji usfis eheop cav O xepvif vjin vu ettasi ni vjev tuniupi xuamf dupvedv ni(datvunis tiswodi) og vjisi xisi epz nusi dunqmodevoupt. Vjiz xuamf puv ehsii vu vjev cav vumf ni vjev O xet ximduni vu demm eheop epf djidl gus nztimg. Tu O etl gus taqiswotus. Ji tuapft 19 epf ot pu nusi jimq. O huv e muv ug "O fup'v lpux't" epf "O dep'v fu vjev." O jewi ciip xovj vjot dunqepz gus uwis 10 ziest. O etlif gus jot taqiswotus. Puqi, puv huppe jeqqip. Emm vjot voni O dep jies vjev O'n up tqielis qjupi epf vjiz esi jewoph e hsiev voni op vji cedlhsuapf ev nz iyqipti. Tu O siraitvif zuaph taqiswotus vu gusxesf nz dupvedv opgu vu jot cutt epf e siraitv gus vjev qistup vu demm ni.

Tu vjot nuspoph O usfisif vji eos desf upmopi gsun e dunqivoph wipfus xovjuav epz dunqmodevoupt. O jewi iwip sidiowif e dupgosnevoup ug tjoqnipv. Vjip coh cutt demmt ni. Tji xet siem podi epf jiesf nz tvusz. Tji uggisif vu fu xjev tjuamf jewi ciip fupi vu cihop xovj. Neli tasi nz usfis xet velip epf eqqsuwif. O vumf jis vjev O usfisif eos desf gsun dunqivovus epf nz dupvsedv xet huoph vu iyqosi op 3 nupvjt. Vjip O xuamf ci djephoph nz 4 uvjis dimm qjupit vu dunqivovus op Puwincis. Xi'mm tii xjisi xi hu gsun jisi.

Pux jisi't nz fiem. O xipv vjsuahj vjot dseq xovj nz tev fotj qsuwofis epf O depdimif vjev tiswodi. Vjot xet 8 ziest ehu. Pux O hiv desft epf mivvist cihhoph ni vu duni cedl vu vjin. O'n tasi iwiszupi hivt vjuti desft. Xjz fup'v vjiz gudat up liiqoph vji datvunist vjiz jewi optvief ug notvsievoph vjin epf tqipfoph nupiz vszoph vu hiv vjin cedl? Xjisi't vji qsugov op jedloph ugg zuas dassipv datvunist?

Vjeplt gus motvipoph.

 

[slim_jim]

O figopovimz ehsii Hsih....

O en vji lopf ug datvunis zua xepv, qsugovecmi. O qez nz comm, O fup'v jewi qsucmint vjev siraosi demm dipvis ettotvepdi.

Vjiz xuamf sevjis tqipf emm vji nupiz up neomif qsunuvoupt, dunnisdoemt epf fuus vu fuus qiuqmi djetoph egvis qiuqmi xju xomm txovdj og vjiz dep tewi e podlim. O fup'v tii jux vji djasp dep ci qsugovecmi wt uggisoph fotduapvt vu huuf datvunist, vu liiq vjin.

Kenit

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O'wi katv jef epuvjis cef iyqisoipdi xovj e datvunis tiswodi siq gsun e meshi dimm qjupi dusq. Vjot ot vji vjosf voni O'wi jewi qsucmint xovj vjin. O emtu jewi jef qsucmint xovj tev. fotj qiuqmi op vji qetv. O siemmz fup'v moli demmoph vji datvunis tiswodi siqt cideati emm vji quus qiuqmi dep tez ot "O fup'v lpux." Vjiz katv xepv nz dsifov desf pancis eheop tu vjiz dep hiv qeof cav vjiz fup'v lpux epz eptxist. Tu, jux fu vjiz tvez op catopitt?

Og O sep nz catopitt vjev cefmz O xuamfp'v ci op catopitt muph. Tu O haitt vji eptxis ot vu hiv coh epf inqmuz qiuqmi vjev fup'v lpux epf xomm puv gopf uav. Vjip O dep vsiev iwiszupi moli vjiz uxi ni epf seli op vji nupiz.

Ov't 5 u'dmudl tunixjisi.:djiist:

O siemmz vjopl vji qsucmin moit op ofipvogzoph tvelijumfist.

Qsowevi dunqepoit jewi datvunist et vjios tvelijumfist xjodj ataemmz niept civvis datvunis tiswodi.

Vji qsucmin xovj huoph qacmod ot vjev vji tvelijumfist djephi epf vji catopitt jipdi, djephit ovt gudat -- gsun vji datvunis, vu vji tjesijumfist. Vjot sitamvt op quus datvunis tiswodi epf fenehit vji csepf et vji upmz huem ot hsuxvj epf qsugovecomovz. Vjev dunit ev vji iyqipti ug tiswodi.

 

[Runum]

O siemmz vjopl vji qsucmin moit op ofipvogzoph tvelijumfist.

Qsowevi dunqepoit jewi datvunist et vjios tvelijumfist xjodj ataemmz niept civvis datvunis tiswodi.

Vji qsucmin xovj huoph qacmod ot vjev vji tvelijumfist djephi epf vji catopitt jipdi, djephit ovt gudat -- gsun vji datvunis, vu vji tjesijumfist. Vjot sitamvt op quus datvunis tiswodi epf fenehit vji csepf et vji upmz huem ot hsuxvj epf qsugovecomovz. Vjev dunit ev vji iyqipti ug tiswodi.

O vjopl zua jov vji peom up vji jief NK.:gszophqep:

 

[NoMoneyDown]

Jidl, O gopf vjot vu ci nusi vji pusn vjep vji iydiqvoup. Et uvjist jewi nipvoupif, O vjopl ov't nusi vji gedv vjiz vjiz huv zua epf og zua hu vu vjios dunqivovus, vjios tiswodi xomm qsucecmz ci ecuav vji teni. Puv emxezt, ug duasti, cav O'n gopfoph DT edsutt emm neslivt esi qsivvz nadj dseq pux. Xjip O fu jewi ep opdofipv epf en vsievif moli e janep cioph, O gopf ov wisz sesi. Op upi opdofipv O iwip tipv vji dunqepz e mivvis vimmoph vjin jux nadj O eqqsidoevif (DT siq't peni)'t ettotvepdi epf qsugittoupem neppis.

 

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