JesseO
Contributor
Dear Mom,
I bought 200,000 houses with questionable loans and I need some money! Can you please ask (sorry, FORCE) every American to pay for my mistake? These people I approved for no real reason are not paying their rent!!!!! I need you to cover everything, including the bonuses I should have made and my multi-million dollar paycheck even though I made monstrous, horrible decisions for no good reason. I should only need about 810 billion dollars after everyone else in the House and Senate get their cut. Thank you!
Love,
Your Son
The Taxpayer
I bought 200,000 houses with questionable loans and I need some money! Can you please ask (sorry, FORCE) every American to pay for my mistake? These people I approved for no real reason are not paying their rent!!!!! I need you to cover everything, including the bonuses I should have made and my multi-million dollar paycheck even though I made monstrous, horrible decisions for no good reason. I should only need about 810 billion dollars after everyone else in the House and Senate get their cut. Thank you!
Love,
Your Son
The Taxpayer
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