Sounds like you're going to the wrong doctor. I've never had a doctor try to push drugs on me and tell me to kick up dust after. Who's your doctor, Dr. Dre??I don't trust typical doctors because they usually prescribe drugs that hide the symptoms and not solve the problem.
In all seriousness, have you ever considered the cause possibly being your diet?? We discussed vegan diets here recently, it was fun.
Not surprised this hit the landfill so quick. Go to the doctors, man. I'm pretty sure this thread is an effort at some kind of joke. Not sure, though. It already sounds like you're seeking an answer you want to hear rather than the truth.