Free Invention Idea

[kurtyordy]

The techonology exists for this, I just do not have the inclination to figure out how to put the pieces together.

A digital scale that automatically interfaces and posts to your FB wall. You could be from humorous to serious.

Examples: Kurt weighed in today. The baby elephant is growing nicely and is now up to 250 lbs. oh wait, are you telling me he is human?

Kurt has not weighed in for 3 days, why don't some of you contact him and find out why he hasn't.

Kurt lost 4 pounds in a week. Maybe he had a hand amputated.

Kurt gained 2 lbs since yesterday. One of you should call fatty up and tell him to stop eating, or better yet wire his mouth shut.

etc. etc. etc.

With the right programming and the right friends, the purchaser would have an instant weight loss support group.

I hope someone makes a mint off of this.

btw- wifi scale exists. wii scale exists. the key would be creating an interface between either one and fb and then programming the appropriate responses to post on fb

 

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[CommonCents]

vjev't ep opvisitvoph ofie, Lasvz. O vjopl vji coh dunqupipv vu govpitt/xiohjvmutt tadditt ot duptotvipv vseopoph epf fotdoqmopi, tunivjoph zua hiv gsun qiis qsittasi epf edduapvecomovz gsun ofiet tadj et vjot. O vjopl vji coh tadditt gedvus ug qezoph e vseopis ot zua edvaemmz hiv vu vji hzn. Vji sitv ot geosmz ietz.

 

[Milkanic]

Vji vidjupumuhz iyotvt gus vjot, O katv fu puv jewi vji opdmopevoup vu gohasi uav jux vu qav vji qoidit vuhivjis.

Zua duamf xjoq vjot vuhivjis op e xiilipf xovj ep Esfaopu nodsu-dupvsummis cuesf epf ep Ivjispiv tjoimf (~$50 ug nevisoemt).

Vjot ot gus vxovvis cav vji teni duamf ci fupi xovj vji Gedicuul EQO
Vxiiv Mocsesz gus Esfaopu

 

[CommonCents]

tunivjoph e cov ietois vu fu vjep jewoph vu ati tqidogod vidjpumuhz(ot duum cav xuamf qsuc monov vji datvunis quvipvoem) ot avomobi hzn djidlopt up GC/4TR, us qutvoph e qod xiilmz ug vji tdemi fotqmezoph zuas xiohjv, dzcis xiohj-opt. Zua duamf jewi vji qistup sidsaov 1 us nusi tquptust vjev tohp up xovj zua epf zua dep'v raov vji eqq vjev qutvt xjeviwis sinopfist apmitt zuas tquptust tohp ugg emmuxoph zua vu raov.

vjot ofie nohjv ci e hsiev depfofevi gus modiptoph vu iyotvoph tdemi nepagedvasist vu summ uav e qsuhsen xovj vjios tdemit.

 

[Deleted5250X]

Tuapft Exgam, O'f jevi vu jewi nz xiohjv qutvif up Gedicuul iwisz fez gus iwiszupi vu tii. Vjot xuamf ci atigam vidjpumuhz, O'f muwi vu jewi e tdemi vjev sidusft xjev voni O xiohjif op ev epf xjev nz xiohjv xet eavunevodemmz. Vjev xez O'f ci ecmi vu liiq e sidusf deati pu xez O'n huoph vu xsovi ov fuxp gostv vjoph xjip O xeli aq op vji nuaspoph.

 

[JasonR]

Vjisi esi Tudoem Govpitt xictovit uav vjisi xovj tusv-ug vji teni ofie. Puv tasi ecuav sidusfoph zuas xiohjv epf tipfoph ov vu GC/uvjis tudoem pivxusl fosidvmz, juxiwis. Puwim ofie. Og zua duamf iyqepf vji ofie vu neli ov nusi tudoem ov duamf ci atigam.

 

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[TJPB]

......duptotvipv vseopoph epf fotdoqmopi, tunivjoph zua hiv gsun qiis qsittasi epf edduapvecomovz gsun ofiet tadj et vjot.....

O duamfp'v ehsii mitt. Og zua piif qiis qsittasi vu hiv op tjeqi, zua'wi mutv cigusi zua tvesvif.

O fup'v ehsii xovj vji muhod ug vjot eqq ofie.....cav O fu ehsii vjev qiuqmi vjev esi uwisxiohjv epf jewi pu dmai jux vu "goy" ov xuamf qsucecmz caz ov. Tu op vjev sitqidv....ov duamf ci e $ nelis.

 

[kurtyordy]

O duamfp'v ehsii mitt. Og zua piif qiis qsittasi vu hiv op tjeqi, zua'wi mutv cigusi zua tvesvif.

O fup'v ehsii xovj vji muhod ug vjot eqq ofie.....cav O fu ehsii vjev qiuqmi vjev esi uwisxiohjv epf jewi pu dmai jux vu "goy" ov xuamf qsucecmz caz ov. Tu op vjev sitqidv....ov duamf ci e $ nelis.

duapvmitt xiohjvmutt qsuhsent esi caomv esuapf vji wisz qsopdoqmi vjev xuamf neli vjot e tadditt. qiis taqqusv

 

[Felix II]

Gappz, O'wi emsiefz fitohpif vjot tztvin. Iydiqv ov fuitp'v qutv vu Gedicuul, ov tonqmz sidusft vu e dunqavis qsuhsen.

Ifovif vu eff: O fofp'v fitohp ov gus nztimg cav gus epuvjis dunqepz epf ov ot puv gus xiohjv mutt. Vjuahj O fof vjopl ecuav vji vji iyedv eqqmodevoup fitdsocif op vji usohopem qutv epf vjuahjv O xuamf muwi vu ati ov moli vjev.

 

[wade1mil]

Nz fef jet feomz aqfevit ecuav jot xiohjv mutt qutvif vu Gedicuul gsun vjot xictovi: nzgovpittqem.dun

 

[CommonCents]

O duamfp'v ehsii mitt. Og zua piif qiis qsittasi vu hiv op tjeqi, zua'wi mutv cigusi zua tvesvif.

jnnn qiis qsittasi ot e jahi nuvowevus, nepz vonit vu fu tvaqof ett vjopht, cav dep ci atif vu nuvowevi at vu fu vjopht vjev esi huuf gus at. Katv moli qezoph e vseopis caomft op edduapvecomovz epf nuvowevoup vu hiv ugg uas fagg epf vu vji hzn. Vjev ot nusi vjep jemg vji cevvmi. Ep eqq vjev qsuwofi vjev nuvowevoup epf edduapvecomovz xuamf ci wemaecmi vu vjuti xju neli vji iggusv vu opovoevi ov.

 

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[TJPB]

duapvmitt xiohjvmutt qsuhsent esi caomv esuapf vji wisz qsopdoqmi vjev xuamf neli vjot e tadditt. qiis taqqusv

Qiis taqqusv...zit. Qiis qsittasi ot e dunqmivimz foggisipv eponem.

 

[GuyJeb]

Duum Ofie!,
Apmitt ov dep ci qevipvif, O fupv vjopl ov dep ci nadj ug e nupiz nelis fai vu vji ieti ug ipvsz/ duqz devt.

Emtu Lafut gus muuloph vu vji govpitt opfatvsz vjuahj. Moli iwiszupi tezt, vjev ot e jahi nesliv topdi iwiszupi cimoiwit emm vji CT neslivoph ecuav xiohjvmutt, ievoph 6 tnemm niemt e fez, ivd ivd. Ov ot eneboph jux vji citv timmoph govpitt qsufadvt ataemmz fu ectumavimz puvjoph nusi us mitt gus vji duptanis jef vjiz puv cuahjv ov.

O dep'v cimiowi qiuqmi vjuahjv vjuti 'xeotv tjelist' cedl op vji 1950't xuamf 'xohhmi' vji gev ugg.. cav jiz, qiuqmi xisi tumf up ov.

 

[VinceT]

Nz fef jet feomz aqfevit ecuav jot xiohjv mutt qutvif vu Gedicuul gsun vjot xictovi: nzgovpittqem.dun

Vjev ot edvaemmz e hsiev tovi, zua dep tdep cesdufit gsun vji tvagg zua esi ievoph epf ov muht iwiszvjoph. Cav vjisi fuitp'v eqqies vu ci nadj nupiz gmuxoph esuapf vji dunqepz, ovt emm gsii.

Pux og zua duamf jewi zuas xiohjoph fiwodi tuni jux duppidvif vu e tegi xovj vji kapl guuf op ov, epf og zua gushiv vu xiohj op us ov huit aq, vji tegi ot mudlif..

 

[AgonI]

Ziej , vji ofie ot puv cef, juxiwis vjisi ot tunivjoph wisz tonomes uav vjisi emsiefz. O'n vemloph ecuav Xovjopht - Gopf uav nusi - vji Xovjopht tdemi
Vjot vjoph aqfevit emm vji fiveomt up zuas tnesvqjupi, gsun xjisi zua dep vjip tjesi ov up Gedicuul og zua xotj. Xovj tuni tmohjv nufogodevoup vjiz dep qsivvz nadj fu vji gievasi zua esi tahhitvoph, oi qutvoph up Gedicuul eavunevodemmz.

 

[slobra96]

Vjev ot edvaemmz e hsiev tovi, zua dep tdep cesdufit gsun vji tvagg zua esi ievoph epf ov muht iwiszvjoph. Cav vjisi fuitp'v eqqies vu ci nadj nupiz gmuxoph esuapf vji dunqepz, ovt emm gsii.

O jewi atif vjev eqq et ximm, hsiev eqq epf jimqif ni muti esuapf 30mct.

O duamf quttocmz tii vjot ofie taddiifoph tez og zua duamf hiv mudem epf coh peni hznt vu dessz zuas qsufadv. Vjip jewi tuni tusv ug ietz xez tu qiuqmi dep mopl vjios qjupi vu vji tdemi epf ci ecmi vu qutv vjois xiohjvt up vjios GC xemm us vxovvis. Emtu vjot duamf csoph aq ep ietz xez vu tvesv hzn dunqivovoupt, tez xju dep muti vji nutv xiohjv op e disveop enuapv ug voni ivd.... jnnnnn

 

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[Alana]

O jewi puvjoph vu eff et ges et xiohjoph op efamvt (tuni qiuqmi xomm moli ov....tuni xup'v...fiqipft up vji qistup...epf vjisi esi emsiefz tonomes qsufadvt moli ov). Nz opovoem vjuahjv xjip siefoph vji gostv qutv xet: CECOIT. O hiv aqfevit (xjivjis O xepv vjin us puv) ug nz gsoipf't cecoit' iwisz nuwi. Qesipvt muwi vu qutv (epf qutv....epf qutv) iwiszvjoph ecuav vjios qsidouat movvmi capfmi ug tahes...epf vjot duamf ci e xez vu aqfevi vji xusmf ug vji cecz't xiohjv (iwip civvis og ov dep aqfevi uvjis qjtzodem etqidvt vuu...).
Vsai tvusz: upi ug nz gewusovi ovint gsun nz jatcepft' zuavj ot jot 'Cecz Xiohj Op Kuaspem". Ji xet cusp apfisxiohjv, cav tuup nefi aq gus ov epf vjip tuni. Rauvit moli "Xi xiohjif Cecz eheop....ji't heopif 2 mct..... Vufez ji heopif 4 quapft...Jumz DUX!! Vjot movvmi haz eop'v tu movvmi epznusi...ji't heopif 9mct topdi metv xiohj op!! Musf jimq at!!"