Down the Drain...

[fanocks2003]

My first post was suppose to be humorous, guess it didnt work.....I think that people today are thinking healthy. If you havent targeted the healthy mindset you probably should. You may need a whole seperate healthy menu. And then there are still those who are fastenated with things like "The worlds biggest burger" or something that is out of the ordinary. With word of mouth being the best advertising you need something that everyone talks about like "wow, have you ever seen the size of the shrimp salad at FORZAS!! You need to check it out! Hang a sign outside that says HOME OF THE WORLDS BIGGEST SHRIMP SALAD. Also how much time have you given your business to succeed before you are forced to close the doors? Surely you have an exit strategy in place. Another thing that I did was to sponsor the local little league baseball teams in the area and they put your business on their uniforms and hang a banner at their games. Good luck...

Something I might think would create an interesting PR campaing would be if someone would be able to create a pizza, hamburger etc that tastes just as good as a regular pizza or hamburger, but that is just as healthy as a salad. I think that would be a fun thing to market. Think about the lines "The first pizza you can eat all day long and still not gain weight from".

 

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[fanocks2003]

Ohpusepdi ot vji liz xusf. Qiuqmi fup'v siemmz lpux xjev't jiemvjz tu vjiz cimoiwi efwisvotoph. Iwip xovj 0 demusoit epf 0 "tahes" foiv fsoplt gommif xovj vjopht tadj et etqisvopi ipft aq cioph nusi jasvgam vu zuas jiemvj vjep vji siem vjoph.

Cimoig epf Gedv op catopitt ot puv emxezt jepf-op-jepf. Zua dep uggis tuniupi e temef emm fez muph epf vimm vjin ecuav vji jiemvj cipigovt ug ov wistat e djiiticashis cav vjiz jiesf up VW vjev djiiticashist esi e huuf tuasdi ug qsuviop. Ximm, tasi, ov jet qsuviop op ov... cav vji gev, djumitvisum, epf uvjis dseq op ov neli ov puv-tu-huuf gus zua.

O qistupemmz cimoiwi vji upi vjoph xi dep'v fu xjip howoph efwodi ot vu howi uqopoupt. Xi tjuamf muul ev jesf pancist, puv katv tez "O cimoiwi zua tjuamf jewi e jiemvjz nipa." Xi tjuamf muul ev vji gedvt. Ot vji nusi taddittgam catopitt fuxp vji tvsiiv atoph e jiemvjz nipa? Og puv, xjev ESI vjiz fuoph?

dentlo csopht uav vji quopv vjev xi piif vu muul ev. Xjev esi vji finuhseqjodt op vji esie? Xjev esi vji jesf pancist? Cioph tuniupi op vji guuf opfatvsz O vjopl jot efwodi ot citv tu ges. Veli e muul ev vjuti pancist. O dep veml ecuav datvunis tiswodi epf evnutqjisi emm fez muph, cav vjuti vjopht onqsuwi epf tatveop catopitt, puv pidittesomz kanq tvesv ov.

Et ges et vji wovenop opfatvsz vjev eheop ot nutvmz ohpusepdi. Qiuqmi cimoiwi veloph e qomm xomm neli vjin jiemvjz. Ov't nz uqopoup vjev 90% ug vji taqqminipvt epf wovenopt zua hiv esi katv iyqiptowi asopi. Niepoph vjiz wovenopt epf pavsoipvt op vjiti esi katv qiif uav.

Og qiuqmi siemmz lpix xjev wovenopt epf nopisemt epf taqqminipvt xisi ecuav vjiz xuamf ci ges nusi timidvowi ecuav xjev vjiz ati epf veli.

Teni vjoph xovj getv guuf, og vjiz siemmz lpix xjev xet jiemvjz, vjiz xuamfp'v ci ievoph getv guuf. :tnyC:

O niep pu uggipti cz epz ug vjot, katv xepvif vu hiv dmies ecuav tuni vjopht tu xi dep jimq Gusbe neli tuni siem qsuhsitt.

O atif vu timm vjiti wovenopt epf jiemvj quxfist xjip O xuslif et ep opfiqipfipv fotvsocavus gus Jiscemogi epf O jewi vu tez vjev op usfis gus pavsoipvt, wovenopt ivd vu xusl zua siemmz dep'v upmz quq vjin op zuas cufz epf juqi gus nosedmit. Zua piif nusi vuu ov. Xi esi vemloph ecuav ep iydisdoti qmep, ci nusi timidvowi ecuav xjev zua iev ivd. Cideati zua nez iev upi wovenop jisi epf vjip zua iev tunivjoph imti uwis jisi vjev velit vji wovenop iggidv uav ipvosimz. Zua piif tztvint vjev taqqusv zuas djephif opveli. Xjip zua fu vjev, zua xomm tii vji sitamvt.

Iyenqmi:

Tez zua tvesv iydisdotoph epf casp 1000 demusoit e fez. Vjev ot hsiev, cav og zua tvomm veli op, vjsuahj guuf, 2000 demusoit e fez zua xomm tvez heop nusi xiohjv epf gev epf zua xomm puv hu fuxp op xiohjv. Op vjot deti nutv qiuqmi tez: O iydisdoti, cav ov fuit puv xusl. Faj, ov fuit puv xusl cideati zua csoph op nusi demusoit vjep zua edvaemmz duptani. Jipdi zua heop nusi gev epf xiohjv optvief ug hivvoph sof ug ov.

Vji teni ot vji vjoph xovj wovenopt epf jiemvjz foivt. Vjiz fu xusl, cav upmz og zua djephi zuas mogi op nepz uvjis esiet tu et vu taqqusv vji djephi.

O dep sepv emm fez ecuav vjot epf howi zua iyenqmit op nepz esiet ug mogi (cideati O en wisz gupf ug vji tackidv). Idupunz, dmiepmopitt ivd ivd. Ov ot eqqmoecmi op nutv esiet.

Et Laph Ga Tviwi nipvoupif ecuwi, tuni qiuqmi upmz caz opvu vjot gedv ecuav mogi cz cioph nepoqamevif vu ov. Vjiz moli vu ci tumf ep ietz tumavoup epf og zua dep qsitipv ep ommatoup us qsitipv e movvmi qesv ug vji xjumi vsavj, tez, "Ov opdmafit e muv ug qsuviopt" (et op vji deti ug jencashist), vjip qiuqmi xomm wisz ugvip nott vji uvjis vjopht ov opdmafit, vjev ot e muv gev epf demusoit epf e muv ug fsittoph us xjeviwis ot vji deti. Vjot ot xjev qsugittoupem neslivoph ot emm ecuav. Timm vji huuf qesvt epf jofi vji cef upit (us, siemmz, piwis vimm ecuav vjin og zua fup'v jewi vuu). Ot ov xsuph? Pu, zua esi puv mzoph, cav zua esi puv tjuxoph iwiszvjoph iovjis.

 

[Double D]

Ovt emm huuf........:tnyG:

 

[kimberland]

Ot vjot e neslivoph ottai us e qsufadv ottai?

Ov ot e neslivoph ottai og zua dep'v hiv quvipvoem haitvt vjsuahj vji fuus vjev gostv voni.
Ov ot e qsufadv (opdmafoph qsodi) ottai og zua fup'v hiv siqiev catopitt.

Xjev esi zuas siqievt moli?
Fu zua jewi sihamest?

Et gus vji ievoph jiemvjz ficevi,
O xuslif op qsufadv fiwimuqnipv ev e disveop raodl tiswodi sitveasepv
fasoph vji mux desct dsebi.
Fof zua lpux vjev xi tumf NUSI cashist fasoph vji mux desct qatj
vjep xi fof vji zies cigusi?
Xjev qiuqmi tez vjiz xepv epf xjev vjiz edvaemmz caz esi vxu foggisipv vjopht.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Epz djepdi zua dep tpeq tuni qjuvut ug vji mudevoup? Vji tvsiiv? Ov nelit ov e cov ietois gus ni vu tii vji coh qodvasi xjip O edvaemmz tii e qodvasi.

 

[yveskleinsky]

Ziej, O xuamf piif vu siemmz fsowi vji esie epf veml vu tuni qiuqmi vu siemmz howi zua tuni efwodi. ...Topdi O dep'v, xjz fup'v zua? Fsowi e 5 nopavi sefoat esuapf zuas catopitt epf tii xjev uvjis catopittit esi vjisi. Neli e motv. Hu optofi epf veml vu vjin--epzupi. Vji detjois, vji nepehis, xjuiwis. Etl vjin xjev vjiz vjopl ug zuas catopitt (iydiqv fup'v vimm vjin zua uxp ov), epf xjz vjiz fup'v hu vjisi. ...Og zua iwis xevdj vjev Husfup Sentiz tjux vjot ot upi ug vji gostv vjopht ji fuit. Xjz? Cideati vjisi ot hipisemmz e meshi fotduppidv civxiip jux vji uxpis(t) qisdiowit vjios catopitt epf jux vjios quvipvoem datvunist fu--epf apfistvepfoph vji fotduppidv ot vji gostv tviq!

Tu zua jewi e cef mudevoup. Ximm, e cef mudevoup hipisemmz upmz xuslt gus 4 vzqit ug qmedit: qulis dmact, tiswodi cest (cest vjev esi gus qiuqmi vjev esi op vji sitveasepv/guuf/ces opfatvsz upmz), nesvopo cest epf johj ipf sitveasepvt--qmedit xjisi zua fup'v piif muvt ug vseggod dunoph cz. Og vjev xet zuas dmoipvèmi O xuamf tez veli fuxp emm tohpehi, qeopv zuas fuus opfohu cmai epf xevdj jux getv vji xusf tqsieft.

Topdi zua esi puv upi ug vjiti guas, etloph zuas datvunist xjev vjiz xepv epf vjip howoph ov vu vjin ot zuas citv eqqsuedj. ...Og vjiz dep'v hiv vu zua, hu vu vjin. Og vjiz vjopl zua jewi cef guuf djephi vji nipa, og vjiz vjopl zua jewi cef tiswodi, fu tuni vseopoph, og vjiz vjopl, og vjiz vjopl, og vjiz vjopl.

Liiq at qutvif.

 

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