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O/T: Funnies Cuervo Christmas Cookie Recipe

Discussion in 'Off Topic: Sports, Funnies, Pop-Culture' started by andviv, Dec 6, 2007.

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    Cuervo Christmas Cookie Recipe

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
    again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink. Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large
    fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.

    At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
    cup .. just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
    to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit
    off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
    beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
    check for tonsisticity.

    Next, shift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
    the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
    table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
    the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
    forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the winow, finish the Jose Cuervo and
    make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
     
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    LOL! This made my day.
     
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    Whew! Made mine too ... I thought it was gonna be like the stolen Nieman MArcus recipe that I had to forward to all my friends or die a horrible miserable death.
     
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    Thanks Andres -

    I'll be trying the recipe later today. Look for new and innovative posts.
     
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    Thanks for the heads up.... I won't trust any of your advice today, I can't imagine that AMT explanation after a Cuervo Cookie ;)



    MJ, if you forward this to too many of your friends you will probably end up in weird party in your house and suffer a painful hangover the next day.
     
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    Actually, it might help. I think that Congress might have been sampling too many of those cookies when they came up with the AMT law!!
     

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