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Free registration at the forum removes this block.We got a size joke into the mix. This thread is MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.View attachment 27061
Speak for yourself
I used my central nervous system to do normal work that people actually need done. It's an unusual approach I know, but surprisingly it was cleaner AND more profitable than sh*tting in bags.
Why aren't you considering prostitution?Reading slowlane articles for laughs I sometimes read "X ways to make $ or $$ or $$$ quickly". Most of them are for chump change, a few of them are worth pursuing as hustles.
For Example: Sign up to be a movie extra for a couple hundred dollars a day. They'll sometimes list the steps to get started. Apply at casting agencies, and wait weeks to months for the email to come from a audition if you live outside of LA. Keep trying new frugal tactics and put those savings into
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sperm donorHow did you capitilize on your physiology to make hundreds and thousands
no no no, it's a volume jokeWe got a size joke into the mix. This thread is MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm scared for you guy for when Kak finds this thread.
Reading slowlane articles for laughs I sometimes read "X ways to make $ or $$ or $$$ quickly". Most of them are for chump change, a few of them are worth pursuing as hustles.
For Example: Sign up to be a movie extra for a couple hundred dollars a day. They'll sometimes list the steps to get started. Apply at casting agencies, and wait weeks to months for the email to come from a audition if you live outside of LA. Keep trying new frugal tactics and put those savings into the stock market...
Thinking bigger than that, I ask, what celebrity do I look like, and who do I call to find out what A, B or even C list celebrity I look like, or sound like, or something else that Hollywood needs and will fly you out for? Some things can't be done digitally and most production is still cheaper or quicker to do on set and sometimes they'll need a double. Being outside of the celebrity hyperreallity, a limited pop-culture diet, and a proud member of Team Unscripted - I couldn't tell you which male celebrities share my hair color. Who do I call?
Since it's very difficult or legnthy to legally sell plasma or renewable body products in California, I will need to get creative on how I capitalize on the body I live inside of. I've signed up for clinical trial aggregators and went nowhere cause I don't have one of the big 3 conditions that government and companies are throwing billions at. Nothing is too taboo for me as long as my body remains intact, If I could sell my piss or shit I would.
When people think capitilizing on your physiology, they think selling organs, plasma, clinical trials, medical research. There are perhaps dozens of other niches that need an aspect of your physiology and will pay hundreds and thousands when they find it. Niches and roles that are hidden, unglamorous or the last thing that comes to mind. Think sharing the same voice of a big audiobook narrator, or having a rare type of puss, grease, sweat, smegma, spunk, spit, piss or shit.
How did you capitilize on your physiology to make hundreds and thousands (no, not prostitution), and where did you do it (so we can deduce suggestions to see if it's available / legal in our jurisdiction)?
That's literally "shitting gold"
I'm mostly joking. Hey, whatever you gotta do to bootstrap.Unexpected a$$ ripping ahead for me?
Takeaways:
1: Every idea in this thread is potential bootstrap money if you currently have no marketable skills.
You best case scenario for selling your shit to OpenBiome or to scat fetishists is $13,000 revenue a year.
> $13,000 a year revenue is chicken shit in absolutes. If you think deep and complex like I do, you can discover civilization-changing market needs instead of searching for uncommon ways to capitalize on your physiology. The attention devoted to finding uncommon ways to capitilize on your body is a moronic bet.
I’m with Kak. This is chump change. I love to think big and then think bigger than that.
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