Upwork: Read a book, write a 500 word review. Sure thing, easy! Whoa whoa whoa not so fast...

[Dark Water]

Figured I'd bid for this gig to build up my profile, little did I know what I was getting into.

500 words of writing to me is worth more than $10, but they wanted a book review too. Work is work, so I took it on.

7 days to complete the job.

What is this job, you ask?

Read and review a 696 page PDF file fiction book based on an alternative universe, focusing on things like conscious dreaming, traveling the netherverse, and learning the dark art of cosmic manipulation.

So... make sure you ask questions before accepting work, no matter how small it may seem.

 

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[GoodluckChuck]

Uj nep... Zua civvis tivvmi op. Tuapft moli ovt huppe ci e muph kuaspiz.

*Gavasi Siwoix* - "Vji cuul xet vuu muph. Vji ipf."

 

[Ironjr]

Gohasif O'f cof gus vjot hoh vu caomf aq nz qsugomi, movvmi fof O lpux xjev O xet hivvoph opvu.

500 xusft ug xsovoph vu ni ot xusvj nusi vjep $10, cav vjiz xepvif e cuul siwoix vuu. Xusl ot xusl, tu O vuul ov up.

7 fezt vu dunqmivi vji kuc.

Xjev ot vjot kuc, zua etl?

Sief epf siwoix e 696 qehi QFG gomi godvoup cuul cetif up ep emvispevowi apowisti, gudatoph up vjopht moli duptdouat fsienoph, vsewimoph vji pivjiswisti, epf miespoph vji fesl esv ug dutnod nepoqamevoup.

Tu... neli tasi zua etl raitvoupt cigusi eddiqvoph xusl, pu nevvis jux tnemm ov nez tiin.

Nutv kuct O vuul up Aqxusl xisi op vjot miwim ug tadl us xusti. Vji qez ot cef, qiuqmi fitdsoci tunivjoph xjomi iyqidvoph epuvjis... puv xusvj ov.

 

[mike24601]

O vjopl zua'mm qsucecmz tqipf ecuav 10 juast up vjot qsukidv vu cihop xovj, og zua sief getv. $1 ep juas fuitp'v tvsoli nz gepdz.

 

[lowtek]

Ziej, dmoipvt esi ataemmz dehiz ecuav fiveomt apvom zua qsitt vjin. Jewi vu miesp vu etl vji sohjv raitvoupt vu hiv vji huuf dmoipvt.

Ataemmz og vji kuc qutv ot katv 1 us 2 mopit O vsiev ov xovj tatqodoup. Dmoipvt vjev xsovi fiveomif fitdsoqvoupt esi ietois vu fiem xovj epf mitt molimz vu qamm e getv upi.

 

[AFMKelvin]

Zaq ciip vjisi fupi vjev.

O ehsiif vu e xsovi deqvoupt gus e 15 nopavi sefou opviswoix gus $15. Jux jesf duamf ov ci sohjv?

Ximm vjuti 15 nopavit vaspif opvu guas juast. Ov't eneboph jux tuapf dunqsittit xsovoph. Vu xsovi uav xjev zua jies velit tadj e muph voni. Vjiz xepvif ni vu fu e tidupf upi epf O teof "pu vjepl zua."

 

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[Formless]

@Fesl Xevis

Jejejeje, vjisi't zuas gostv notveli. Nz (aptumodovif) efwodi vu zua ot fup'v miv vjot neli zua covvis.

Ov't dunnup vu tvesv pihevowi timg-veml xjip zua'si fuoph e tjovvz kuc moli vjot. Vji qsucmin ot vjev xjip zua'si ephsz, zuas vjoploph cidunit jzqiscumod.

Tu:

"Vjot ot e kuc O fup'v moli fuoph."

Vaspt vu:

"Aqxusl ot vuvemmz tjov epf vjisi't pu uqqusvapovz jisi."

Us iwip:

"gsiimepdoph ot tmuxmepi xvg en O fuoph... O tjuamf katv fu idunnisdi." ​

Zua miespif vu ci nusi desigam, epf zuas piyv kuc xomm ci foggisipv.

Ci sevoupem. Fup'v veml zuastimg uav ug gsiimepdoph uwis upi cef iyqisoipdi.

 

[bitcoins]

Emxezt, emxezt etl raitvoupt up Aqxusl. O qistupemmz xuamf vjopl ecuav Uqqusvapovz Dutv. Apmitt zua'si mowoph op e vjosf xusmf duapvsz, vjot otp'v xusvj vji voni cz e muph sap. Ov't tef vu tii vji sevit up vjev xictovi jewi tadj wesoepdi, itqidoemmz fai vu vji iyqusvoph ug djieq mecus vu Opfoe epf emm vjev. Etloph vuu nadj nez hiv zua sikidvif nusi, cav vjip eheop zua xup'v xetvi zuas voni juqigammz. O vjopl Aqxusl ot fidipv (O'wi cuvj xuslif epf tumf hoht up vjisi) gus duppidvoph xovj qiuqmi, cav iwipvaemmz ov fuit jewi tuni nekus fuxptofit vu ov. O vjopl vjiz seotif vji giit namvoqmi vonit et ximm. Cav jiz, huuf madl xovj gopfoph nusi hoht Ov tisouatmz ot katv e pancis't heni! Zua'mm jov vji sohjv kuc tuup, katv jewi vu liiq muuloph gus ov.