Knock knock
Whos there
Spell
Spell Who.
Ok, W-H-O
Say to a young child.
can you spell "pig" backwards
Gee-I-Pee
Golly gee do you have to announce it to the world?
Say to the same child...
You'll get dirty under there?
Child is puzzled.
Hey get out from there, you'll get dirty under there?
Child finally responds... "Dirty underwear?"
Okay, thanks for sharing, but thats too much information.
(probably from peeing earlier)
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
... rearranged the furniture.
Does your feet smell and your nose run?
If so maybe you are built backwards.
(nose smells, feet run)
Knock knock
whos there
Yah
Yah Who?
I prefer Google myself.
How do you wake up Lady Ga Ga?
....
Poke her face.
Why do chinese have slanted eyes?
(I'm chinese)
Answer: Oh no more rice. (Put you palms of your hands on the outside of you eyes and push upward making slanted eyes.)
What did Helen Keller say when she feel off the cliff?
Answer: Raise hands and wiggle fingers wildly, blink wildly and move mouth frantically without any sound.
Whos there
Spell
Spell Who.
Ok, W-H-O
Say to a young child.
can you spell "pig" backwards
Gee-I-Pee
Golly gee do you have to announce it to the world?
Say to the same child...
You'll get dirty under there?
Child is puzzled.
Hey get out from there, you'll get dirty under there?
Child finally responds... "Dirty underwear?"
Okay, thanks for sharing, but thats too much information.
(probably from peeing earlier)
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
... rearranged the furniture.
Does your feet smell and your nose run?
If so maybe you are built backwards.
(nose smells, feet run)
Knock knock
whos there
Yah
Yah Who?
I prefer Google myself.
How do you wake up Lady Ga Ga?
....
Poke her face.
Why do chinese have slanted eyes?
(I'm chinese)
Answer: Oh no more rice. (Put you palms of your hands on the outside of you eyes and push upward making slanted eyes.)
What did Helen Keller say when she feel off the cliff?
Answer: Raise hands and wiggle fingers wildly, blink wildly and move mouth frantically without any sound.
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