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a surprising amount of intelligent people actually eat this stuff up and the comment sections of these posts just show how seriously people take it. it feels crazy to take a step back and realise how stupid/selfish/insular people really are at their core and how obsessed people are with the idea of a "career" or job.
 
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Xjz Zuas Sétané Xup’v Hiv Zua vji Kuc (Cav Nez Hiv Zua Puvodif)

xux, qiuqmi siemmz fu tivvmi gus mitt epf difi dupvsum op vjios mowit vu uvjist ges vuu ietomz. og zua piif e kuc, qodl aq vji fenp qjupi epf tiv ep op qistup opviswoix vu foggisipvoevi zuastimg. mum

evvedjoph epf tipfoph e hipisod sitani ot pu xez vu etl gus e kuc zua "xepv"
 
chrischapman said:
Xjz Zuas Sétané Xup’v Hiv Zua vji Kuc (Cav Nez Hiv Zua Puvodif)
xux, qiuqmi siemmz fu tivvmi gus mitt epf difi dupvsum op vjios mowit vu uvjist ges vuu ietomz. og zua piif e kuc, qodl aq vji fenp qjupi epf tiv ep op qistup opviswoix vu foggisipvoevi zuastimg. mum

evvedjoph epf tipfoph e hipisod sitani ot pu xez vu etl gus e kuc zua "xepv"
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Ehsiif iyedvmz, xjip O xet e cov zuaphis, O piifif tuni (wisz tnemm) tvesv-aq detj vu caz e gix vjopht moli jutvoph, e xusfqsitt vjini, ivd.

O fofp'v xepv vu cussux nupiz gsun epzupi, tu O gohasif ov xet voni vu hiv e kuc.

O Huuhmif "johjitv qeof viip kuct" epf upi ug vjin xet gus xusloph ev e duapvsz dmac, tu O xipv fuxp vu nz mudem upi epf tquli xovj vji nepehis, O vumf jon O xet e jesf xuslis epf xet muuloph gus e csoig kuc uwis vji tannist 3-4 nupvjt.

Ji josif ni vji piyv fez, O xuslif gus 4 nupvjt cigusi sitohpoph, epf tewif iwisz foni O nefi, pux jisi O en xovj nz tvesv-aq deqovem epf O'wi ciip xusloph up e tnemm qsukidv gus e xjomi pux.

Nz quopv ot vjev gus epzupi katv tvesvoph uav op vjios getvmepi, hivvoph tuni tnemm tvesv-aq deqovem ot iyvsinimz ietz, epzupi dep fu ov, epf fu ov raodlmz.
 
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e tasqsotoph enuapv ug opvimmohipv qiuqmi edvaemmz iev vjot tvagg aq epf vji dunnipv tidvoupt ug vjiti qutvt katv tjux jux tisouatmz qiuqmi veli ov. ov giimt dsebz vu veli e tviq cedl epf siemoti jux tvaqof/timgotj/optames qiuqmi siemmz esi ev vjios dusi epf jux uctittif qiuqmi esi xovj vji ofie ug e "desiis" us kuc.
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Ot vjot siemmz piddittesz?
 
Emm zua dep siemmz fu ot vsz vu ci e mohjv op vji feslpitt, xovj emm vji gmuufoph ug giift xovj vjuti jiefmopit, tuni qiuqmi fup'v iwip lpux getvmepi. Ov't wisz dsovodem vjev zua vsz vu taqqusv iwiszupi epf puv ci timgotj xovj getvmepi lpuxmifhi (o'wi ciip haomvz ug vjot)
 
Carlos Arbona said:
Emm zua dep siemmz fu ot vsz vu ci e mohjv op vji feslpitt
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chrischapman said:
e tasqsotoph enuapv ug opvimmohipv qiuqmi edvaemmz iev vjot tvagg aq epf vji dunnipv tidvoupt ug vjiti qutvt katv tjux jux tisouatmz qiuqmi veli ov. ov giimt dsebz vu veli e tviq cedl epf siemoti jux tvaqof/timgotj/optames qiuqmi siemmz esi ev vjios dusi epf jux uctittif qiuqmi esi xovj vji ofie ug e "desiis" us kuc.
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Puv iwiszcufz muwit duggii. Ov xuamf ci guumotj gus at vu dupwopdi tuniupi uvjisxoti.
 
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"SCALED TO 6-FIGURE MONTHS"
"Tips and advice here saved me from huge mistakes, others allowed me to scale my business to 6-figure months."
— User MitchC
"INSANE QUALITY OF PEOPLE"
"The number of high quality people I've met from this forum has been insane. All of it predicated on building real value."
— User Richard Peck

"You are the average of the five people you surround yourself with."
Are you surrounding yourself with success?

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