You don't like to be sold to, Runum? Then have I got a product for you!
Can-O-Dilapidation! Yes this wonderful, miracle in a can will save you hours of agony with having to deal with pushy salesmen! With one quick spray, or secret formula will fill an area with dust, grime, and an odour most unsettling, gaurunteed to give the impression you have no money. It's a proverbial salesman repellent!
Because I like you so much, I'll give you the Can-O-Dilapidation 2000x edition as a free upgrade! Our robust enhancements make rust spots on your car in seconds, stains and fades clothing, and causes runny noses for that sicky-icky stay away from me salesman look you need!
Product may cause severe allergic reactions, black lung, attract vacuum cleaner salespeople, itching, irritation, and yellow blood disease.
Use in a well ventilated area.
I thought this would be inappropriate on the thread that inspired it, so it's here for people to enjoy instead. The cheesy salesman schtick is funny, but I need a new routine.
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