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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


1.




Don't change horses




until they stop running.




2.




Strike while the




bug is close.




3.




It's always darkest before




Daylight Saving Time.




4.




Never underestimate the power of




termites.




5.




You can lead a horse to water but




How?




6.




Don't bite the hand that




looks dirty.




7.




No news is




impossible




8.




A miss is as good as a




Mr.




9.




You can't teach an old dog new




Math




10.




If you lie down with dogs, you'll




stink in the morning.




11.




Love all, trust




Me.




12.




The pen is mightier than the




pigs.




13.




An idle mind is




the best way to relax.​




14.




Where there's smoke there's




pollution.




15.




Happy the bride who




gets all the presents.




16.




A penny saved is




not much.




17.




Two's company, three's




the Musketeers.




18.




Don't put off till tomorrow what




you put on to go to bed.




19.




Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and




You have to blow your nose.




20.




There are none so blind as




Stevie Wonder.




21.




Children should be seen and not




spanked or grounded.




22.




If at first you don't succeed




get new batteries.




23.




You get out of something only what you





See in the picture on the box




24.




When the blind lead the blind




get out of the way.




25.




A bird in the hand




is going to poop on you.




And the last one and WINNER!




26.




Better late than




Pregnant





 
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