Warning to Americans going shopping on Labor Day..

[xavi22]

A 'heads up' for those men who may be running to the Home Depot or to a local grocery store This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Winde and wearing very skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 31st, September 2nd and 3rd, twice on the 5th. and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out.

Happy Labor Day!

 

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[DeletedUser394]

You pick up random strangers and are surprised this happened?

Your wallet was stolen 5 times? How is that possible. (i don't understand I guess).

 

[AllenCrawley]

You pick up random strangers and are surprised this happened?

Your wallet was stolen 5 times? How is that possible. (i don't understand I guess).

Lol.

 

[SteveO]

You pick up random strangers and are surprised this happened?

Your wallet was stolen 5 times? How is that possible. (i don't understand I guess).

It won't take long for the girls to catch on to your scam...

 

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[theag]

You pick up random strangers and are surprised this happened?

Your wallet was stolen 5 times? How is that possible. (i don't understand I guess).

Uberlol.

I already know this one with a bit more x-rated content

 

[MJ DeMarco]

And oldie, but a goodie.

 

[94blackbird]

You pick up random strangers and are surprised this happened?

Your wallet was stolen 5 times? How is that possible. (i don't understand I guess).

Read the P.S., that's the important part to understanding it.

 

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[DeletedUser394]

Oh, so it's a joke?

I saw that it wasn't posted in the 'funny' section.

I still don't get it. The person buys all of the empty wallets at k-mart and then goes to Walmart so this can keep happening to him? Hilarious, I can't contain my laughter. That's enough internet for the day.

 

[theag]

Oh, so it's a joke?

I saw that it wasn't posted in the 'funny' section.

I still don't get it. The person buys all of the empty wallets at k-mart and then goes to Walmart so this can keep happening to him? Hilarious, I can't contain my laughter. That's enough internet for the day.

 

[94blackbird]

Oh, so it's a joke?

I saw that it wasn't posted in the 'funny' section.

I still don't get it. The person buys all of the empty wallets at k-mart and then goes to Walmart so this can keep happening to him? Hilarious, I can't contain my laughter. That's enough internet for the day.

Yeah pretty much. Cheaper than going to a strip club.

 

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