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[Vigilante]

Ok. That made me spit coffee. Well played sir.

Sorry Chris. Dave is funnier than you.

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CW you jealous I made your roomie spit?

 

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[LightHouse]

CW you jealous I made your roomie spit?

No, his swallow is far superior

 

[Vigilante]

Where's a moderator when we need one.

 

[LightHouse]

They are all searching the internet for new jokes

 

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[Red]

It took 14 pages for this to spiral into the gutter. I think that's a new record in self-restraint. Bravo, guys.

 

[GlobalWealth]

No, his swallow is far superior

Whew...I thought we almost lost you Chris. Welcome back. But Dave is still funnier.

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[LightHouse]

Whew...I thought we almost lost you Chris.

I wish I could concur...

 

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[GlobalWealth]

I wish I could concur...

Maybe you need to search again for new jokes. Don't worry. You have a few more days. I'll be patient.

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[LightHouse]

Maybe you need to search again for new jokes. Don't worry. You have a few more days. I'll be patient.

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Don't hold your breath.

P. S. It's down the road, not across the street

 

[Vigilante]

A down ski vest and an alcohol induced story about being a tv producer can only get you so far.


Apparently.

 

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[LightHouse]

When your number 1, everyone wants a seat at the table... Bring y'alls A game.

 

[Iwokeup]

You want real coconut milk? Because I can deliver! Also not pictured, agave nectar for those who need a sweet touch (plus, I have no idea how smooth/bitter Peet's coffee is)...

Yes please!!

 

[Vigilante]

@jon.a if you are not going to attend, could you please just send Mrs. Jon.A and your mustache?

 

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[Iwokeup]

You know, ivs for Bobby and Chris is looking like a really dangerous proposition. Who knows what cooties lurk?

 

[LightHouse]

You know, ivs for Bobby and Chris is looking like a really dangerous proposition. Who knows what cooties lurk?

Do we save money if we use the same needle?

 

[LightHouse]

[HASHTAG]#landfill[/HASHTAG]

 

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[Red]

You know, ivs for Bobby and Chris is looking like a really dangerous proposition.

I have access to bags for myself. If I bring one, will you hook me up? I'm told I have amazing veins.

 

[Iwokeup]

I have access to bags for myself. If I bring one, will you hook me up? I'm told I have amazing veins.

Heh. Whadda line.....

I'm likely to get beat up by either MY so or yours. But sure.

Do we save money if we use the same needle?

Just when you didn't think that things couldn't go any lower........@Lighthouse dives squarely into the sewer.

Well done, Sir! Your prowess is legendary!

 

[LightHouse]

Heh. Whadda line.....

I'm likely to get beat up by either MY so or yours. But sure.


Just when you didn't think that things could go any lower........@Lighthouse dives squarely into the sewer.

Well done, Sir! Your prowess is legendary!

if you set your expectations low enough, anything can happen!

 

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[Iwokeup]

if you set your expectations low enough, anything can happen!

Kind of the opposite of 'reach for the stars!", no?

 

[Iwokeup]

By the way...is today some sort of special day? A day that I should have remembered? 'Cuz I feel like I'm missing something...

 

[GlobalWealth]

You know, ivs for Bobby and Chris is looking like a really dangerous proposition. Who knows what cooties lurk?

Everything is listed on my bracelet.

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[Red]

I'm likely to get beat up by either MY so or yours.

Nahhhh.... from what I recall of your wife, she was cool as hell! If anything, she'd be sitting beside me, arm up, going "Make mine a double, babe" & "chop chop"

Who knows what cooties lurk?

Nothing that can't be cured with a series of vaccinations.

 

[Iwokeup]

Nahhhh.... from what I recall of your wife, she was cool as hell! If anything, she'd be sitting beside me, arm up, going "Make mine a double, babe" & "chop chop"

Heh. Right on!

 

[LightHouse]

Everything is listed on my bracelet.

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Which one has the correct info? Pete needs to know....

the one on your neck

Or the one on your ankle?

 

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[GlobalWealth]

Somebody searched the internet for jokes...

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[GlobalWealth]

Nothing that can't be cured with a series of vaccinations.

I prefer the topical cream

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[Arrabista]

I can't wait to follow him! I might be a little competitive. I try to double what they do...

When I follow @GlobalWealth I am more of an a**hole. When I follow @LightHouse I say even more confusing things. Hopefully when I follow @Arrabista I'll double my speaking skills.

Or at least get some advice from him

Hey ! Looking forward to this ..I am here to help ! opening the metephorical "tool kit " so to speak for one and all! Steve . all will be well ...

 

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[GlobalWealth]

@Arrabista way to bring the party down. Can't you see we are in the midst of childish banter?

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[Dwight Schrute]

Can't you see we are in the midst of childish banter?

Everyone sees.
You guys make my news feed look like a page out of a maniac's diary