2016 Fastlane Summit (Official Ticket Sales, Speakers, Etc.)

[LightHouse]

@Red

Here's my backstage rider per your request :

Vigilante requests a barber’s chair, L’Occitane soap, a bottle of Neutrogena dandruff shampoo, Neutrogena face scrub, Nivea Intensive Moisturizing Lotion and shower shoes. For food and beverages a tub of plain yogurt for dipping, four Yoplait yogurts, one bowl of assorted nuts, one bowl of Sunkist salted pistachios (no red coloring), two packs of Extra chewing gum, one bottle of hot sauce (Tabasco, Caribbean Type), a box of toothpicks, one 750 ml bottle of Hennessey Liquor, one 750 ml bottle of SKY or Absolut Vodka, one bottle of Patron Silver Tequila and four 6-packs of Heineken. 4 sugar free Rockstars, either regular or fruit punch. That's all!

But I'd settle for one lukewarm bottle of water.

Per @Red..

 

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[Red]

Here's my backstage rider per your request :

Per @Red..

I'm putting a GPS tracker on @Vigilante so I can start hunting him down 30 min before his preso & then shotgunning xtra strength espresso down his gullet. I might need to have @Iwokeup on standby in case we need to mainline it directly into his system.

 

[GlobalWealth]

I literally just choked seeing bobby first thing on Sunday. LOL

$100 on that line getting struck through at about 8:15 Sunday morning.

I also choked. And I would not take that bet.

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[Vigilante]

I'm putting a GPS tracker on @Vigilante so I can start hunting him down 30 min before his preso & then shotgunning xtra strength espresso down his gullet. I might need to have @Iwokeup on standby in case we need to mainline it directly into his system.

Simple. Table #19 (maybe high stakes, depending on how I am doing.) Call to the pit boss with a 30 minute and 15 minute curtain call. I will be there.

 

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[Iwokeup]

When I said that I'd be at the Summit come hell or high water, I really didn't mean to invoke the wrath of the gods o___O

There has been so much fighting and wheeling and dealing with my day job (see: ) trying to make sure that I'd be able to get to the Summit, I just can't even... but I'm going to make it just by the skin of my teeth! There was just no way I was going to let this opportunity pass me by.

The moral of the story? I'm not in control of my life... yet. These last few months have made that abundantly clear. But that's going to change and I am so excited to learn.

I can't wait to meet all of you next week! Safe travels!

AWESOME!!

 

[Iwokeup]

This is the tentative schedule, and the word that shall be stressed is TENTATIVE.

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Cannot WAIT to hear those talks! And thank goodness that I don't follow @Arrabista !

 

[Iwokeup]

I'm putting a GPS tracker on @Vigilante so I can start hunting him down 30 min before his preso & then shotgunning xtra strength espresso down his gullet. I might need to have @Iwokeup on standby in case we need to mainline it directly into his system.

Is there a medical supply place around there? I may, repeat, may consider IV hydration for certain people in need. *cough* @LightHouse @GlobalWealth

 

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[GlobalWealth]

Is there a medical supply place around there? I may, repeat, may consider IV hydration for certain people in need. *cough* @LightHouse @GlobalWealth

Can I get the mango flavor this time? My liver loves mango.

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[Iwokeup]

Can I get the mango flavor this time? My liver loves mango.

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I'm sorry. Salt water taffy or strawberry only

 

[spencerr]

Hi Everyone,

I just wanted quickly say I am looking forward to meeting everyone.

I also just want to briefly re-introduce myself as I haven’t been on this forum much lately and haven’t posted much in the past as I am pretty private person in general.

I was fortunate enough to find out about the forum about a year after it first started (2008) and was able to witness the growth of this community that MJ created. I have also had the pleasure to witness the humble beginnings of many of you and know how hard many of you have worked to get to where you are.

A little about myself. I’ve had some successes and I’ve had failures but over all I am doing ok I wish my story had more dramatic twists and turns and life events but my story compared to many of you is probably pretty boring. I’ve never slept in cars or took a dramatic life changing trip (for those who have, I have so much respect and admiration for you). I have however, toiled through many hours, tried many things, and have experienced many heartbreaks when things don’t quite go your way.

I currently work (yes work I know) as a solution architect/consultant for one of the bigger cloud software companies. Its actually work I enjoy and is a resting stop as I figure out the next steps of what I want to do next.

In the past, I’ve had my own software consulting company for about 7 years, ran an online store with my wife for a little while and have done a decent amount of real estate investing by myself and also with others (some here) in syndications, notes, flips, etc.

I have a pretty comfortable life...probably too comfortable and that’s part of reason for going to this conference.

I want to pre-thank the organizers and presenters as I know you all are taking valuable time from your businesses and family to give your knowledge and experiences to random people you don’t quite know. I just wanted to say thank you and it is much appreciated.

I am looking forward to meeting and connecting with you all.

 

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[Kung Fu Steve]

Cannot WAIT to hear those talks! And thank goodness that I don't follow @Arrabista !

I can't wait to follow him! I might be a little competitive. I try to double what they do...

When I follow @GlobalWealth I am more of an a**hole. When I follow @LightHouse I say even more confusing things. Hopefully when I follow @Arrabista I'll double my speaking skills.

Or at least get some advice from him

 

[GlobalWealth]

I can't wait to follow him! I might be a little competitive. I try to double what they do...

When I follow @GlobalWealth I am more of an a**hole. When I follow @LightHouse I say even more confusing things. Hopefully when I follow @Arrabista I'll double my speaking skills.

Or at least get some advice from him

Well played pupil

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[GPM]

Man am I excited for this. There are two big trips I am going on this year that did not fit into my budget or my schedule. I just went ahead and booked them anyways. You know what? I made them work!

Well the second one has no logistics yet, and doesn't fit into my schedule, but I still booked the trip anyways. If I sit by and let excuses run my life nothing will ever happen.

 

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[Red]

I'm heading out to get Bulletproof Coffee supplies this morning! Sprouts & Whole Foods are about to get cleaned out...

I'm really excited to see you all!!!

There are two big trips I am going on this year that did not fit into my budget or my schedule.

This is how I do things, lol. You just have to book the tickets/make the reservation. Once you do that, you are symbolizing the faith you have in yourself to make it happen... then, surprise, surprise... you make it happen.

 

[Chitown]

As IF things weren't cool enough already, the Tubes are performing at the casino on Saturday night.

Who are the Tubes, you ask?

@Vigilante,

I hummed the pre-chorus of this song several days ago. Great tune!

 

[Red]

Oh, it's on....

 

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[Iwokeup]

View attachment 11605 Oh, it's on....

But where's the coconut milk?

 

[Vigilante]

Very few towns I would consider in the continental United States to leave the Gulf Coast for this week, but Scottsdale is like paradise in February (even with no ocean...)

 

[Red]

But where's the coconut milk?

You want real coconut milk? Because I can deliver! Also not pictured, agave nectar for those who need a sweet touch (plus, I have no idea how smooth/bitter Peet's coffee is)...

 

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[Vigilante]

I can deliver!

tmi

 

[GlobalWealth]

tmi

Don't stop @Red....tell me more...

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[Vigilante]

I can't wait to follow him! I might be a little competitive. I try to double what they do...

No pressure. We'll be able to tell really quickly though if you are your sugar daddy's air apparent or not.

 

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[GlobalWealth]

No pressure. We'll be able to tell really quickly though if you are your sugar daddy's air apparent or not.

Bwhahaha. ....gasp.....bwhahaha. ....snort

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[Red]

tmi

tell me more...

I can also cut your supply. I'm the Colombian drug lord of BP coffee at this event.... I rule with an iron mug.

 

[GlobalWealth]

I can also cut your supply. I'm the Colombian drug lord of BP coffee at this event.... I rule with an iron mug.

Stop flirting. Save your poor decisions for my arrival.

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[Red]

Stop flirting. Save your poor decisions for my arrival.

I always do.

 

[GlobalWealth]

I always do.

Touche

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[LightHouse]

She ain't lyin

 

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[Vigilante]

She ain't lyin with Bobby

 

[GlobalWealth]

Ok. That made me spit coffee. Well played sir.

Sorry Chris. Dave is funnier than you.

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