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Can you sneeze with your eyes open?

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IrishSpring600

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They say that if you sneeze with your eyes open or something dealing with your eyes, that your sneeze is like 2,000 mph or something like that. I don't know where I heard that from, but yeah.

That's cool you can do it, though! I can't do it at all.
 

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They say that if you sneeze with your eyes open or something dealing with your eyes, that your sneeze is like 2,000 mph or something like that. I don't know where I heard that from, but yeah.

That's cool you can do it, though! I can't do it at all.

That's not right bro. Where did you get that? My sneezing speed is way higher.
 

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That's not right bro. Where did you get that?

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LMAO! You're always amazing me with your feedback and your memes. Hats off to you, my friend.

I read that off of Instagram on this one profile I follow: 8factapps.

It said that if you sneeze, you're sneezing at 2,000 mph. I could be wrong or they could be wrong.
 
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LMAO! You're always amazing me with your feedback and your memes. Hats off to you, my friend.

I read that off of Instagram on this one profile I follow: 8factapps.

It said that if you sneeze, you're sneezing at 2,000 mph. I could be wrong or they could be wrong.

Of course, I do like using my mach 2 sneezing speed to blow the competition away.
 

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Never tried, but I've managed to master the closed-mouth yawn which is probably one of the weirdest sensations ever. I wouldn't recommend it. Don't do it.
 

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Like this: 'Ok'

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Oh man, this still kills me. I love the "Ok" response. However, I've lost a lot of friends/upset people with the lonely "k" response (it has to be lower-case, emphasizing the lack of care you have for the convo).
 
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Oh man, this still kills me. I love the "Ok" response. However, I've lost a lot of friends/upset people with the lonely "k" response (it has to be lower-case, emphasizing the lack of care you have for the convo).

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Oh man, this still kills me. I love the "Ok" response. However, I've lost a lot of friends/upset people with the lonely "k" response (it has to be lower-case, emphasizing the lack of care you have for the convo).
Trust me, I know what you mean.
I've angered girlfriends and friends with that simple and plain response.
 
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nahhh... theres no big deal about sneezing while the eyes are open.
I can sneeze while my eyes are closed...
 

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Well I don't think the sum of sneezing with your eyes open makes you any money, unless you apply for the circus and it is a rare act.
 

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If you joined the circus, would you be charging me when you're not working?
 

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