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  1. Veloce Grey

    Is there a safe way to make money through football - soccer betting?

    RANT 
    That's because when it comes to talking about betting most people are blatant liars, delusional or conveniently forgetful. The ones trying to sell you programs/tips are usually liars, the ones wanting your praise for their ego tend just tend to mix all three things listed above. And very few...
  2. Veloce Grey

    2016-17 Fastlane Fantasy Football (Official)

    MEETUPS 
    I feel appalled you ask that question out of the blue as if Irish people are a bunch of problem gamblers, on top of their predilection for brawling/drinking/getting sunburnt. Though I will point out that when researching the family tree via old newspapers I found out great great granddad came...
  3. Veloce Grey

    2016-17 Fastlane Fantasy Football (Official)

    MEETUPS 
    I like fearful rivals. MJ and I go head to head again in Week 2. If he isn't typing "Fear Of Huge Carrots" into Google all week I'll be disappointed.
  4. Veloce Grey

    2016-17 Fastlane Fantasy Football (Official)

    MEETUPS 
    ' I was going to say didn't he realise you're from Ireland where American Football can't compete with the national sport of Bar Brawling- "we're coming to you live from O'Reilly's Pub where Shamus has put in a terrific performance fighting off both the Sullivan twins and is now going at it...
  5. Veloce Grey

    2016-17 Fastlane Fantasy Football (Official)

    MEETUPS 
    Don't be too hard on yourself, it's not like you started Alex Smith in the final or anything :woot: He's either playing, or we're selling him to KFC so they can coat him in their special herbs and spices....
  6. Veloce Grey

    2016-17 Fastlane Fantasy Football (Official)

    MEETUPS 
    There's no real ideal system obviously. FAAB (budget) is probably the closest but it can be too complex for those not used to auction bidding and more casual players often find it annoying. As long as everyone knows the system beforehand it's up to them to make the best of it. I'm hoping for...
  7. Veloce Grey

    2016-17 Fastlane Fantasy Football (Official)

    MEETUPS 
    I'm going to avenge that scandalous defeat last year when as reigning champion and general crowd favourite I was ambushed by your team of waiver-bought mercenaries.
  8. Veloce Grey

    Examples of Entrepreneurs MJ Mentions in book

    You sound as every bit as wonderful as that Nigerian Prince who wants me to babysit his money and that Russian Bride who keeps emailing to complement me on my mono-ab...
  9. Veloce Grey

    Examples of Entrepreneurs MJ Mentions in book

    MJ, please don't let this wise old fox into the Fantasy Football league this year. He'll see through all our dodgy trade offers.
  10. Veloce Grey

    Imminent Threat Survival

    NOTABLE! 
    Anyone else want to admit to owning a gold, rhinestone encrusted belt with metal crosses on it? Living in a country where gun laws are far more restrictive than the US, I was discussing with a few people what legal weapons you can have nearby if someone is breaking into your home. The obvious...
  11. Veloce Grey

    Does your personal car play a role in your business?

    MINDSET 
    I must be fussy. I have a strict rule against using plumbers who show up driving an Ice Cream Truck. Doesn't apply to lawyers though and quite frankly if I'm going to ride the lightning a lawyer who can make a nice sundae is a huge bonus.
  12. Veloce Grey

    PornHub - the King of Marketing

    MARKETING 
    Is anyone else going to admit they now feel like some corn?
  13. Veloce Grey

    What makes this ad good (or bad)?

    MARKETING 
    That logo is fairly brutal, in fact I'd rank it up there with MJ's famously terrible orange lambo book cover. It's a nice little visual pun, it just doesn't really work as a logo. As MJ points out though you're starting with the advantage that you do happen to look like a "happy and...
  14. Veloce Grey

    So you want to move to Scottsdale?

    MEETUPS 
    I do-politicians. Personally I'd be inclined to let the pythons have a go at controlling the politician numbers.
  15. Veloce Grey

    So you want to move to Scottsdale?

    MEETUPS 
    I suspect those might be your best photos, possibly showing the shiniest dolphins available. Maybe they were even polished beforehand. Meanwhile being rough, rugged, authentic, we actually get this on our Wikipedia page as our "Typical Weather" Scorpions too? Even better. I'm half...
  16. Veloce Grey

    So you want to move to Scottsdale?

    MEETUPS 
    Well it's a big decision so I've run the numbers vs my hometown via Wikipedia Average Yearly Rainfall- Scottsdale-9.37 inches vs 96 inches Sunshine Hours per year- Scottsdale - 3876 vs 1917 Average High/Low Temperature Range- Scottsdale 38f to 105f vs 39f to 68f Number of Snakes Arizona-...
  17. Veloce Grey

    [Progress] #AndyTalks

    NOTABLE! 
    I was thinking about the gist of this post at a recent family gathering. I'd taken my teenage niece to the beach and she borrowed my phone then proceeded to run through a spree of snapchat taking, selfie taking and just generally taking photos and videos at a mad rate before reviewing/deleting...
  18. Veloce Grey

    For the love of God, STOP using boilerplate pitches.

    PEOPLE RANT 
    Well that's obviously the price you pay for having such a beautiful voice. It's lucky you already have a few podcast interviews out there as on long drives they bridge the gap nicely between my Celine Playlist and my Whitney Playlist. Everyone has their price- Just 45 minutes on my...
  19. Veloce Grey

    Fans: Yes; Sales: No

    MARKETING 
    I'm trying to think of a product I'd buy where that wouldn't be a dealbreaker. In 2016 I'm thinking that's going to be a very hard sell for most products.
  20. Veloce Grey

    Your Headline Sucks And Your Thread Should be #Landfill

    I think if your video thread was published by most mainstream media sites these days it would be "Andy Talks......And What He Says Will Make You Rip Your Clothes Off!" or "Andy's New Video Sweater Will Explode Your Sex Life"
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