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  1. Esquire

    Question about trademarks and a word I want to use in company name

    Depends. The underlying public policy advanced by a Trademark is avoiding consumer confusion concerning a product's source of origin. So ... for example ... when I see the Golden Arches and the word "McDonalds" on the sign ... I don't have to independently research the restaurant to figure out...
  2. Esquire

    Are most corporate lawyers dicks?

    PEOPLE 
    I know what you are "trying" to say ... but there is a lot of danger in that statement if taken at face value. Here's the thing: I know plenty of lawyers who put on a show for their clients ... about how we are going to "go get em" ... "play hardball" ... "make em pay" ... blah, blah-blah...
  3. Esquire

    Are most corporate lawyers dicks?

    PEOPLE 
    The other thing is ... if you are an a**hole to other lawyers ... guess how many lawyers are going to refer you business ...? None. Why ...? Because you treated them like an a**hole. And people don't like assholes. But if you execute well ... and you are polite ... they will notice that...
  4. Esquire

    Are most corporate lawyers dicks?

    PEOPLE 
    Not at all. That's a bunch of "made for TV" nonsense. The best lawyers I know ... myself included ... are exceptionally polite and civil in court. There is no reason to be an "mean-spirited a**hole" in court ... unless ... that is ... you want to alienate the judge and the jury. The moment...
  5. Esquire

    Are most corporate lawyers dicks?

    PEOPLE 
    Yes. Next question.
  6. Esquire

    Negative SEO, Parasites & Other Forms of Revenge

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    LOL ... You Know ... That's Another Great Suggestion. Perfect!
  7. Esquire

    Negative SEO, Parasites & Other Forms of Revenge

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    LOL ... you know ... that did make my short list of possibilities. It's either that ... or posting a public service page with helpful articles ... educating the public ... how to file lawsuits against the type of businesses he runs. Articles about ... auto fraud ... employment discrimination...
  8. Esquire

    Negative SEO, Parasites & Other Forms of Revenge

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    Yeah ... Well ... that sure would make my life "easy" ... but I can tell he ran it by his lawyers first. It doesn't say anything defamatory ... but it is an admitted annoyance. I let the domain go a year ago ... wasn't using it ... I guess I thought " ... who the F*ck would want this...
  9. Esquire

    Negative SEO, Parasites & Other Forms of Revenge

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    Oh ... and for the record ... TheAg ... bought the ex-husband's domain name in turn (TotalJerk.com) ... and is still deciding what to do with it. Payback may well be a bitch. But that doesn't do TheAg much good in the short term ... TheAg.com is still up on top of Google ... when you type in...
  10. Esquire

    Negative SEO, Parasites & Other Forms of Revenge

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    So here's a more concrete example: Let's say my name is @theag And I am the only person in the whole wide world ... named "TheAg" And let's also assume ... theAg is dating a girl ... who just happens to be married ... and her pissed off husband ... who is a bona-fide jerk (don't feel sorry...
  11. Esquire

    Negative SEO, Parasites & Other Forms of Revenge

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    So lets say I went on Fiverr and hired a back link service ... would you specifically ask for shitty links ...? Or request links from a certain type of site ...? I mean ... some site links are shittier than others, right ...? So (for example) ... should I request links from sites pushing...
  12. Esquire

    Negative SEO, Parasites & Other Forms of Revenge

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    Okay ... here's the premise: Someone has been trashing you online. Maybe it's someone you used to date ... an angry customer ... your competition ... an annoying blogger ... whatever. In a word: Haters And all the smack they are talking ... is starting to show up in search results when you...
  13. Esquire

    Backlinks Scam

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    Negative SEOing the competition and building parasites ...? Hmmmm ... that is an angle I had not thought of before. So if there are (for example) blogs showing up in search results ... talking shit about me ... that I want to kick back a few pages ... are you suggesting I pay someone on...
  14. Esquire

    Backlinks Scam

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    Well ... just got my money back on Fiverr (via a site credit). Compliments of @theag! Guess I'll be buying a caricature of my girlfriend instead. Much safer bet! :) ... or then again ... I could also buy a custom video of cows break-dancing ... decisions, decisions ... what to choose ...?
  15. Esquire

    Backlinks Scam

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    Note to self -- Listen to the Ag. :) Well ... glad I posted this thread ... if for no other reason ... than to get the "Ag Fingerwag" I am no SEO expert. Advice taken. Thanks Ag!
  16. Esquire

    Backlinks Scam

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    Do you know the difference between a "no follow" link and a "follow" link ...? If you don't ... listen up ... and I'll help you avoid getting scammed. Google created a metric call PageRank to calculate the link points. Many SEO folks refer to link points as “link juice.” The link juice flows...
  17. Esquire

    Is it illegal for a child to work for a commission?

    The law office is just the front for my pimping operation. It was that or open a car wash. Gotta launder that money somehow!
  18. Esquire

    Is it illegal for a child to work for a commission?

    Oh ... one thing I forgot to mention ... Pimping ain't easy. And neither is flipping tricks on a commission. Now normally ... I bitch slap my hos if they show up without my money. Not sure what the rules are with kids ... maybe it's okay if you "just" use the back of your hand ... not sure...
  19. Esquire

    Is it illegal for a child to work for a commission?

    Everything's legal ... until you get caught. So my advice to the kid ... is go make some money ... and don't get caught. See ... wasn't that easy ...? All kidding aside (assuming I'm kidding) ... I don't see why that would be a problem. But the answer may well vary depending on which state...
  20. Esquire

    Huge increase in engagement on Facebook without ads. Here's how...

    WEB/DIGITAL 
    You know ... the more I think about it ... the more I think perhaps a hybrid approach is the way to go. Use "your" method for promoting the free stuff ... for higher Facebook engagement ... and use "my" method for the paid version ... to get them off Facebook and on to my site. So rather than...
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