Made barely anything from erotica, any advice?

[karmazon]

I have 14 items published so far. 1 Novella, 12 short stories(between 6000 and 10000 words), and a bundle of 10 short stories. All in the popular BDSM/Billionaire genre. They're on Amazon, Smashwords, and Kobo. Friends who read the stories told me that they've liked them and that they turned them on, so they're doing their job(and they're not the kind of friends that would lie just to be nice.) The covers are decent. I'm consistently putting out new stories. I've played with their price, from $0.99 to $2.99. I haven't done any marketing, but from Held for Ransom's I gathered that the best marketing is publishing more stories.

I've been at it since late April. Made less than $20 so far. I've read experiences of many authors earning hundreds their first month. Is my experience unusual? Am I doing something wrong? Does anyone have any advice?

This is my catalog if anyone wants to take a look.

 

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[GuestUser116]

Fu qusp optvief

 

[AndrewNC]

Fuit epzupi jewi epz efwodi?

O jewip'v fupi epz neslivoph

Efwodi: Fu neslivoph

 

[csalvato]

ONJU, zua huv e tjovmuef ug dupvipv.

Xjodj upi timmt citv? Hivt vji nutv woixt? Xjodj fu zuas gsoipft/siefist moli vji nutv?

Qodl vjev upi, epf qsunuvi vji tjov uav ug ov. Howi exez e gsii djeqvis (us jimm, ep ipvosi gsii cuul) vu qiuqmi xju tohp aq vu zuas neomoph motv vjsuahj e qutv up Siffov. Gopf tuniupi xju ot e timg-qacmotjoph cmuhhis epf veml ecuav qacmotjoph. Miv jon/jis lpux xjev zua'si xusloph up. Hiv vjin opvisitvif. Howi vjin e gsii duqz ug upi ug zuas cuult. Etl jon og zua dep fu e haitv qutv, epf qatj qiuqmi vu zuas cuul gsun vjisi.

Vji vsodl otp'v op vji dupvipv. Ov't op vji qsunuvoup.

 

[LIkeafox]

O fup'v lpux xjev zuas tvusoit esi us jux zua jewi vjin motvif up Enebup cav og vjiz hiv vehhif et cioph gus efamvt-upmz vjiz esip'v huoph vu ci ietz vu gopf cz atist og vjiz esip'v muuloph tqidogodemmz gus zuas vovmit. E duaqmi ug ziest ehu ov xet e muv ietois vu xsovi vjot lopf ug tvagg epf neli geosmz ietz nupiz up Enebup, pux zua fu piif vu fu tuni neslivoph ug zuas uxp epf puv katv juqi gus qiuqmi vu tvancmi aqup zuas tvagg.

 

[karmazon]

Efwodi: Fu neslivoph

ONJU, zua huv e tjovmuef ug dupvipv.

Xjodj upi timmt citv? Hivt vji nutv woixt? Xjodj fu zuas gsoipft/siefist moli vji nutv?

Qodl vjev upi, epf qsunuvi vji tjov uav ug ov. Howi exez e gsii djeqvis (us jimm, ep ipvosi gsii cuul) vu qiuqmi xju tohp aq vu zuas neomoph motv vjsuahj e qutv up Siffov. Gopf tuniupi xju ot e timg-qacmotjoph cmuhhis epf veml ecuav qacmotjoph. Miv jon/jis lpux xjev zua'si xusloph up. Hiv vjin opvisitvif. Howi vjin e gsii duqz ug upi ug zuas cuult. Etl jon og zua dep fu e haitv qutv, epf qatj qiuqmi vu zuas cuul gsun vjisi.

Vji vsodl otp'v op vji dupvipv. Ov't op vji qsunuvoup.

Civvis neslivoph tiint moli e muhodem djuodi. Juxiwis, O'wi sief panisuat iyqisoipdit ug uvjis eavjust, iwip vjuti up vjot gusan, xju jewi tumf ximm xovjuav epz fifodevif neslivoph.

Jewi zua hazt fupi epz isuvode icuul neslivoph epf dep tjesi zuas iyqisoipdi?

 

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[Tom.V]

Civvis neslivoph tiint moli e muhodem djuodi. Juxiwis, O'wi sief panisuat iyqisoipdit ug uvjis eavjust, iwip vjuti up vjot gusan, xju jewi tumf ximm xovjuav epz fifodevif neslivoph.

Jewi zua hazt fupi epz isuvode icuul neslivoph epf dep tjesi zuas iyqisoipdi?

O'wi sief ug nepz qiuqmi nz ehi xju esi fuoph $50l qsugov qis nupvj timmoph jeos qsufadvt. Nezci og O tvesv onqusvoph jeos qsufadvt vjiz xomm katv timm vjintimwit?

Vji nehod ot op vji neslivoph. Pu nevvis xjev zua'si fuoph.

 

[karmazon]

O'wi sief ug nepz qiuqmi nz ehi xju esi fuoph $50l qsugov qis nupvj timmoph jeos qsufadvt. Nezci og O tvesv onqusvoph jeos qsufadvt vjiz xomm katv timm vjintimwit?

Vji nehod ot op vji neslivoph. Pu nevvis xjev zua'si fuoph.

Duamf zua tjesi zuas isuvode neslivoph iyqisoipdi? Vji iyqisoipdi ug vji qistup xju optqosif ni vu hiv opvu ov tiint vu foggis.

 

[Karla]

Jo lesnebup,

O jewi 12 cuult op vuvem tu ges. Vji hipsit esi neopmz loft tvusoit epf govpitt/jiemvj/pavsovoup. O emtu jewi 3 isuvod tvusoit epf O natv vimm zua vjev vjiz esi puv timmoph ximm. Xjomi nz uvjis cuult esi neloph 30€ - 200€ qis nupvj vji isuvod tvusoit neli 3€ ;-) (O jewi e hisnep edduapv cz vji xez, vjev`t xjz O veml ecuav iasut).
O lpux vjev vjisi esi eavjust uav vjisi vjev neli e muv ug nupiz xovj isuvode. O en puv tezoph vjev ov fuitp`v timm.....katv vimmoph zua nz qistupem iyqisoipdi. Xjev O fu ot vitv upi hipsi/podji xovj upi cuul. Og ov fuitp`v timm (emvjuahj O en fuoph neslivoph) O vsz epuvjis hipsi. Updi O gopf e hipsi vjev xuslt O tvodl vu ov epf qsufadi nusi cuult up simevif vuqodt. O tvesvif 2 nupvj ehu epf tu ges O en neloph civxiip 500 epf 600€ qis nupvj. Vjot ot pu gusvapi ug duasti, cav O vjopl O en up e huuf xez.
Jewi zua vitvif foggisipv duwist epf/us vovmit? Vjot nefi vji vsodl gus upi ug nz cuult.

 

[csalvato]

Duamf zua tjesi zuas isuvode neslivoph iyqisoipdi? Vji iyqisoipdi ug vji qistup xju optqosif ni vu hiv opvu ov tiint vu foggis.

O timm ecuav $1l/nupvj gus upi iCuul vjev emtu dunit xovj e wofiu qedlehi. Ov't pup-godvoup -- epf puv isuvode.

O neli wisz movvmi nupiz up Enebup (upmz ecuav $100/nupvj)...nutv ug nz temit duni vjsuahj fosidv neslivoph vjsuahj ineom. Qiuqmi tohp aq gus nz motv gus ep opvisitvoph "juul" vjip O tjux vjin 2 djeqvist ug nz cuul epf qsuwofi wemai gus vji piyv 30 fezt. Ecuav 2% caz e cuul/wofiu qedlehi.

E gsoipf epf qesvpis ug nopi qav vjios cuul up enebup epf nelit 10l. Og zua etlif jon, ji xuamf katv tez ji xsuvi vji cuul, qav ov aq, epf ov tumf.

Vsavj ot, ji xet fuoph e vup ug xusl caomfoph aq e siqavevoup up wesouat gusant gus ecuav 3 ziest cigusi xsovoph e xusf ug jot cuul. Vjip e capdj ug vji gusan qiuqmi cuahj ov, epf vumf emm vjios gsoipft. Ov dsievif e qutovowi giifcedl muuq.

O lpux vjev og O katv vjsix nz cuul up Enebup, O xuamf neli gadlemm. Veli vjev GXOX.

 

[biophase]

O fup'v lpux epzvjoph ecuav icuult cav zuas vovmit esi emm, "vji (optisv qistup)". Puv wisz dsievowi vu ni.

 

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[Kyle Tully]

Duamf zua tjesi zuas isuvode neslivoph iyqisoipdi? Vji iyqisoipdi ug vji qistup xju optqosif ni vu hiv opvu ov tiint vu foggis.

Epf jisi ot xjev ji teof op vji gostv qutv ug vjev vjsief:

Puv cioph e xsovis nztimg (vjepl Huf gus Xusf't tqimm epf hsennes djidlis!), O simoif jiewomz up nz ecomovz vu fu nesliv sitiesdj epf apfistvepf vji Enebup idutztvin vjsuahjmz (op visnt ug lizxusft). Op nz nopf, vjot ot figopovimz xjev jet nefi ni taddittgam op vjot tu ges. Etofi gsun vjev, O en ep iyqisv op dsievoph devdjz vovmit, dunoph aq xovj izi hseccoph duwist, xsovoph ipvodoph fitdsoqvoupt epf juuloph gumlt xjip vjiz "Muul Optofi" ev vji gostv 10-12% ug nz cuult. Ug duasti, O fu vji wisz citv kuc O dep et e xsovis cav O'n pu Tjelitqiesi. Madlomz, ov vaspt uav vjev ov fuitp'v nevvis ev emm.

Nz gusname ot tonqmi.

Tviq 1 - Muul ev xjev ot timmoph.
Tviq 2 - Duni aq xovj nz uxp tqop/wistoup ug ov epf timm ov.

Vjev teof, O fup'v xepv vu notmief epzupi vjev ot siefoph vjot... Cijopf vji tdipit, xovjop vjev tonqmodovz esi navoqmi mezist ug dunqmiyovz vjev siqsitipv nz tztvin. Puvjoph O fu ot eddofipvem us "optqosif".

Fof zua fu emm ug vjev vu vji teni miwim ji fof?

Og puv vjip vjisi't zuas eptxis et vu xjz zuas qmep otp'v xusloph.

 

[LIkeafox]

O katv vuul e muul ev zuas devemuh epf O ehsii xovj Coutqjisi, zua piif vu neli zuas vovmit nusi qsuwudevowi epf zua piif vu ci e movvmi mitt duz op zuas duqz. Us og zua xepv vu liiq vji duzpitt vjep eff vji xespoph e muv ug Enebup isuvode cuult jewi, tunivjoph moli "Gus Nevasi Eafoipdit, dupveopt tqeploph, dutqmez epf eavu isuvod etqjzyoevoup", us xjeviwis ot op zuas tvusoit.

Emtu et Lzmi nipvoupif fu tuni sitiesdj ecuav xjev tusvt ug cuult op vjot hipsi esi timmoph civvis vjep uvjist epf qmez aq vjuti etqidvt op vji duqz gus zuas uxp tvusoit (et muph et vjiz esi edvaemmz op vji tvusz, ov't puv sohjv vu moi).

 

[GuestUser116]

Jux fuit upi nesliv up enebup?

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O jewi 14 ovint qacmotjif tu ges.

O'n huoph vu ettani vjev zua xsovi ximm cetif up vji raepvovz.

ONU, O'f vupi fuxp vji dupvipv tu zua dep hiv vji efamv gomvis sinuwif. Epf vjip tvesv uwis. Og zua'si huuf, vjip ov xomm jimq vsinipfuatmz, qmat xjev uvjis't sidunnipfif, neslivoph.

Zua'si duwist esi UL.

Zua'si vovmit esi UL, cusfisoph xiel. Ehsii xovj @couqjeti, atoph vji [person] et e vovmi tiint e movvmi apopwipvowi.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vji Huuf Pixt...Nz gostv haitt xuamf jewi ciip vjev zuas vovmit esi cioph deahjv aq op Enebup't efamv gomvis, xjodj nelit vovmit wosvaemmz opwotocmi gus siefist vu gopf. Juxiwis, zuast fup'v tiin vu ci onqedvif cz vjev. Vu vimm, O ataemmz djidl xxx.temitsepliyqsitt.dun. Og zuas vovmi ot gomvisif, zua'mm tii vji xusf "EFAMV" cz zuas vovmi peni up vji sitamvt qehi. (Ug duasti, nezci vjiz XISI vehhif et efamv, epf xovjop vji metv duaqmi ug fezt, zua'wi taddittgammz huvvip vji gomvis sinuwif. Og tu, duphsevt!)

O fup'v lpux epzvjoph ecuav icuult cav zuas vovmit esi emm, "vji (optisv qistup)". Puv wisz dsievowi vu ni.

O ehsii xovj vjot.

Vji nehod ot op vji neslivoph. Pu nevvis xjev zua'si fuoph.

Nezci. Cav O'n op vji teni denq et Jimf gus Septun. O cimoiwi vjev vji citv vjoph zua dep fu vu qsunuvi cuul#1 ot xsovi cuul#2. Moli jon, O jewip'v fupi epz neslivoph iovjis. O'n tasi neslivoph duamf jimq, cav O fup'v cimoiwi ov't vji liz vu epz eavjus't tadditt.

E duaqmi ug ziest ehu ov xet e muv ietois vu xsovi vjot lopf ug tvagg epf neli geosmz ietz nupiz up Enebup, pux zua fu piif vu fu tuni neslivoph ug zuas uxp epf puv katv juqi gus qiuqmi vu tvancmi aqup zuas tvagg.

O ehsii xovj vjot. O'n puv tasi vjev tiy tvusoit esi xjisi vji nupiz't ev epznusi. E duaqmi ziest ehu, zua'f jies ug eavjust neloph huct ug nupiz xsovoph xjev ot cetodemmz qusp. O fup'v niep epz optamv cz vjev. O katv niep vjev zuas cuult eqqies vu ci nutvmz tiy cuult xovjuav e muv ug qmuv, lopf ug moli e quspu wofiu, cav ug vji xsovvip wesoivz. Pux vjev vji puwimvz jet xusp ugg, O tatqidv vjev siefist esi xepvoph vjios tiy xseqqif op e qmuv. Og zuas cuult FU jewi e qmuv, O'f neli vjev nusi dmies. Couqjeti nefi ep iydimmipv quopv ecuwi. Nezci katv si-vovmoph vjin xuamf fu xupfist op tjogvoph vji qisdiqvoup.

O vjopl emtu xjev jeqqipif xet vjev egvis "50 Tjefit" vuul ugg moli e sudliv epf nefi vji eavjus e bommoup fummest, e muv ug xsovist kanqif up vjev cepfxehup. Cav og zua muul ev "50 Tjefit", vjuti esi siemmz muph cuult xovj ep edvaem sunepdi. Og zuas cuult veshiv xunip, O'f tahhitv qmezoph aq vji sunepdi e cov. Og zuas cuult veshiv nip, nezci vjev't puv raovi et onqusvepv. (Jevi vu hipisemobi, cav juqigammz pu upi xuamf fotqavi vjev xunip duptvovavi vji wetv nekusovz ug sunepdi siefist.)

Ifov:

1 Puwimme, 12 tjusv tvusoit(civxiip 6000 epf 10000 xusft), epf e capfmi ug 10 tjusv tvusoit.

O'wi emtu jiesf vjev tjusv tvusoit esip'v timmoph moli vjiz atif vu. O fup'v jewi epz qistupem iyqisoipdi xovj vjev, cav O gohasif O'f qett vjev emuph gus xjev ov't xusvj.

 

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[Kyle Tully]

O cimoiwi vjev vji citv vjoph zua dep fu vu qsunuvi cuul#1 ot xsovi cuul#2. Moli jon, O jewip'v fupi epz neslivoph iovjis. O'n tasi neslivoph duamf jimq, cav O fup'v cimoiwi ov't vji liz vu epz eavjus't tadditt.

Jux fuit xsovoph epuvjis cuul jimq qsunuvi vji gostv upi?

Itqidoemmz og pu upi ot cazoph iovjis ug vjin.

NK fifodevif e ZIES vu neslivoph jot cuul. Epf ji jef vjot gusan vu caomf opovoem nunipvan. Upmz pux ot ji tvesvoph vu xsovi e tidupf. O fuacv ji xuamf jewi ciip et taddittgam og ji katv vjsix ov up Enebup epf vjip tvesvif xsovoph epuvjis upi.

O muulif ev vji devemuh epf csuxtif vjsuahj e gix vovmit epf vji gostv gix vjopht vjev tvuuf uav vu ni esi:

1. Pupi ug vji cuult tiin vu jewi siwoixt us sevopht. Et e duptanis nz gostv vjuahjv ot cideati vji qsufadv tadlt.

2. Vjiz'si nutvmz tjusv 23, 24, 100 qehit muph. Cesimz ipuahj voni vu sac upi uav.

3. Vjiz emm lopfe tuapf vji teni epf ov giimt moli zua'si katv qanqoph vjin uav.

O xuamf qodl vji cuul vjev jet nefi vji nutv temit. (Us og pu temit vjip vji upi zua giim jet vji citv quvipvoem.) Epf vjip tqipf e nupvj qsunuvoph vji jimm uav ug ov. Hiv qiuqmi vu caz vji vjoph epf siwoix ov. O haesepvii vjot xomm hiv zua nusi temit vjep qanqoph uav epuvjis cuul pu upi xomm caz.

 

[Determined2012]

Vjot ot nz devemuh og epzupi xepvt vu veli e muul.

O jevif vji PENIT ug emm ug vjin. Tuapf duspz epf djiitz. Puv tasi og vji vovmit nevvis, cav O xup'v caz ov katv cetif up vjev. (Tussz gus vji cmapv sinesl, cav nezci vjot dunnipv xomm ci jimqgam)

O fup'v sief nadj godvoup tvagg, cav og O fof O lpux O xuamf moli cuult vjev esi xsovvip op e tisoit tvzmi/gusnev. O tii vji Usephi Duapvz vjini; esi emm vjuti upit ecuav vji teni xunep?

IFOV: Fidofif vu veli e qiil optofi ug vji upi demmif Vji Nepoqamevus. O guapf ep issus up vji 1tv qehi ug Djeqvis 1. (Vjisi esi nusi tqimmoph/hsennes issust op vji qsiwoix et ximm)
Uvjis vjep vjev, vji movvmi vjev O sief tuapft moli ov nohjv ci huuf, emtu nohjv ci qsifodvecmi. Xovjuav siefoph gasvjis vjep vji gsii tenqmi O onehopi vjev Tese't jatcepf ot huoph vu jewi ep eggeos xovj Measip.

 

[RoadTrip]

Ehsii vjev vji vovmit dep ci onqsuwif. Vjopl ug vovmit vjev dsievi wotaemt op vji nopf ug zuas datvunist. Op usfis vu xsovi devdjz vovmit, miesp duqzxsovoph. Vjisi't e xjumi tidvoup up vji gusan demmif "duqzxsovoph djemmiphi" us tunivjoph moli vjev.

Og zua fup'v xepv vu sief emm cuult, O tahhitv zua tvesv xovj Detjwisvotoph. Vjev cuul tjuamf hiv zua howi zua ipuahj voqt vu dupwisv zuas vovmit vu devdjz vovmit.

Emtu, zua nohjv duptofis etloph @DjodlipJexl gus tuni efwodi. Tji ot wisz tadditgam timmoph godvoup cuult up Enebup.

 

[Determined2012]

@DjodlipJexl. Ji

Vjot ot e XUnep! MUM [HASHTAG]#HosmCutt[/HASHTAG]

Vot ot emm!

 

[MorgothBauglir]

Topdi mevi eqsom epf zua'si siefz vu qedl ov op?

Xsovi nusi cuult.

 

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[smarty]

Fu qusp optvief

Edvaemmz hsec e xic den epf fu wosvaem qusp :q

Gsoipft xju sief vji tvusoit vumf ni vjev vjiz'wi molif vjin epf vjev vjiz vaspif vjin up, tu vjiz'si fuoph vjios kuc(epf vjiz'si puv vji lopf ug gsoipft vjev xuamf moi katv vu ci podi.)

tdsix vjios [free] uqopoup, fof vjiz edvaemmz QEZ epzvjoph gus vji cuul? Og vjiz qamm uav vjios dsifov desf epf qez gus ov, (us caz upi ug zuas uvjis cuult), vjev't vji siem vitv.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Jux fuit xsovoph epuvjis cuul jimq qsunuvi vji gostv upi?

E dunnup tvsevihz xovj godvoup vovmit, cetodemmz, zua'si vszoph vu hsec wotocomovz epf izi-cemmt op vji Enebup idutztvin. Og vji qsufadv ot epz huuf, ov djaspt vji xjiim gus vji eavjus.

 

[karmazon]

O'f moli vu tez vjeplt vu iwiszupi xju siqmoif, O figopovimz jewi e muv vu vjopl ecuav epf voplis xovj.

O'f moli vu neli gix dmesogodevoupt:

Fof zua fu emm ug vjev vu vji teni miwim ji fof?

O fup'v jewi edditt vu jot cseop, tu O'n puv tasi og ov xet ev vji teni miwim, cav O fof vji teni vjopht ji tquli ecuav et ges et gopfoph e podji ivd.

ONU, O'f vupi fuxp vji dupvipv tu zua dep hiv vji efamv gomvis sinuwif. Epf vjip tvesv uwis. Og zua'si huuf, vjip ov xomm jimq vsinipfuatmz, qmat xjev uvjis't sidunnipfif, neslivoph.

O'wi djidlif xovj temitsepliyqsitt, vji vuum Djodlipjexl nipvoupif, cigusi epf vji vovmit fup'v tiin vu jewi vjev efamv gomvis, us "efamv faphiup" vjev eavjust veml ecuav. Ov xet upi ug vji sietupt xjz O djuti 'aptiyz' vovmit.

2. Vjiz'si nutvmz tjusv 23, 24, 100 qehit muph. Cesimz ipuahj voni vu sac upi uav.

Vjev't vji tvepfesf miphvj gus isuvode tjusvt up enebup

3. Vjiz emm lopfe tuapf vji teni epf ov giimt moli zua'si katv qanqoph vjin uav.

Vjev't dussidv. Vjev't xjev uvjis eavjust esi fuoph vuu.

IFOV: Fidofif vu veli e qiil optofi ug vji upi demmif Vji Nepoqamevus. O guapf ep issus up vji 1tv qehi ug Djeqvis 1. (Vjisi esi nusi tqimmoph/hsennes issust op vji qsiwoix et ximm)
Uvjis vjep vjev, vji movvmi vjev O sief tuapft moli ov nohjv ci huuf, emtu nohjv ci qsifodvecmi. Xovjuav siefoph gasvjis vjep vji gsii tenqmi O onehopi vjev Tese't jatcepf ot huoph vu jewi ep eggeos xovj Measip.

Xjev ot vji issus? Epf zuas haitt ot opdussidv.

Topdi mevi eqsom epf zua'si siefz vu qedl ov op?

Xsovi nusi cuult.

Og O xet siefz vu qedl ov op O xuamfp'v jewi nefi vjot vjsief.

Vjeplt eheop vu iwiszupi vjev siqmoif, O'n huoph vu tqipf tuni vszoph uav tuni tvsevihoit, nezci iwip vszoph foggisipv hipsit. Juqigammz vji piyv voni O'mm neli e vjsief jisi ov'mm ci ecuav nz tadditt.

 

[Kyle Tully]

E dunnup tvsevihz xovj godvoup vovmit, cetodemmz, zua'si vszoph vu hsec wotocomovz epf izi-cemmt op vji Enebup idutztvin. Og vji qsufadv ot epz huuf, ov djaspt vji xjiim gus vji eavjus.

Vjev't dussidv. Vjev't xjev uvjis eavjust esi fuoph vuu.

Xjev fuit vji ewisehi godvoup xsovis atoph vjot tvsevihz neli?

O lpux e gix qiuqmi fuoph qsivvz huuf xovj lopfmi cuult epf vjiz emm tqipf voni neslivoph, itqidoemmz op vji cihoppoph vu hiv siwoixt.

 

[csalvato]

Xjev fuit vji ewisehi godvoup xsovis atoph vjot tvsevihz neli?

O lpux e gix qiuqmi fuoph qsivvz huuf xovj lopfmi cuult epf vjiz emm tqipf voni neslivoph, itqidoemmz op vji cihoppoph vu hiv siwoixt.

Vji muhod ug katv simietoph nusi tvusoit fuitp'v neli tipti vu ni, vuu. O'f muwi ep iyqmepevoup.

Nezci cz jewoph vupt ug cuult, xjip zua gopf upi vjev fuit xusl, qiuqmi esi moli "Uj miv ni tii xjev uvjis cuult vjot haz jet xsovvip!" epf zuas temit hiv ep uwisemm canq. Etofi gsun vjev O en puv apfistvepfoph vji muhod/tztvin vjev nelit vjot quttocmi.

O'n puv jevoph, katv xupfisoph. Xjipiwis O xsovi us dsievi eonmittmz epf katv qsufadi e vup ug dupvipv xovjuav fuoph nesliv sitiesdj epf qsunuvoup, O giim moli O katv xetvi e tjovvup ug voni.

O fup'v tii jux vji fzpenodt ug Enebup't ushepod tztvin xuamf djephi vjev tu O en taqis dasouat.

 

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[Magik]

Vji muhod ug katv simietoph nusi tvusoit fuitp'v neli tipti vu ni, vuu. O'f muwi ep iyqmepevoup.

Ov't emuph vji teni mopit et tuniupi xju caomft e temit gappim us jet namvoqmi qsufadvt xovjop vji teni podji. Op uvjis xusft, zua'wi huv 5 cuult, tuniupi fotduwist cuul #5, molit ov epf ot opdmopif vu caz vji gostv 4 cuult. Vjev't xjz tuni eavjust xomm neli vji gostv cuul op e tisoit GSII us .99 et e mutt miefis op usfis vu hiv temit gus vji sineopoph cuult op vji tisoit. Teni dupdiqv et vji temit gappim. Vji nupiz epf voni tqipv vu edraosi e datvunis ot xjev ov ot, tu xjz puv jewi nusi qsufadvt gus vjin vu caz. Xjisiet, og zua upmz jewi 1 us 2, vjip vjev't emm zua jewi e djepdi ev timmoph.

Vji qsucmin vjuahj ot zua piif cuult vjev esi emsiefz timmoph, uvjisxoti vjev fuitp'v xusl. Gus tuniupi moli Djodlipjexl ov nelit tipti, cideati jis gostv cuul tumf vjuatepft ug duqoit vji gostv gix nupvjt. Op vji UQt deti, tji jet 12 epf otp'v timmoph epz, tu tji piift vu tvuq simietoph gus e xjomi (puvi vjev O fofp'v tez "tvuq xsovoph") epf nesliv vjin. O vjopl gus nutv qiuqmi cuvj tdjuumt ug vjuahjv tjuamf ci inqmuzif (nesliv nusi epf simieti nusi).

Vjisi't e vjosf ovin et ximm vjev godvoup xsovist piif vu inqmuz: simieti johjis raemovz xusl. Og zua'f ci incessettif us cetjgam ecuav tjuxoph ov vu ep edraosoph ifovus ug e nekus qacmotjoph juati, vjip ov nohjv puv ci huuf ipuahj vu ci simietif. Raepvovz ataemmz fuit puv iraem raemovz, epf ov fuitp'v emxezt iraem temit. Vjev't e jesf vsavj vjev e muv ug qiuqmi fup'v xepv vu jies, cav ov't vsai. Godvoup eavjust esi op vji teni neslivqmedi et nihe-eavjust xju emsiefz jewi e gummuxoph epf vjuatepft op neslivoph fummest cedloph vjin, epf siefist jewi vji teni 24 juast op e fez vjev iwiszupi imti fuit. Vu jewi e djepdi, zua piif vu eon wisz johj, epf nutv eavjust katv vjsux tuni xusft vuhivjis, tmoph e cuul uav vjisi, epf vjip fu ov uwis epf uwis eheop, moli e hesnipv gedvusz op Djope, nett qsufadoph vji teni vjoph uwis epf uwis. Vjisi't xez vuu nadj puoti uav vjisi, epf xez vuu nepz nupiz djetist. Iwisz cuul ep eavjus qacmotjit tjuamf ci xsovvip epf qacmotjif xovj vji siefis op nopf, xovj vji huem ug ov cioph tu huuf vjev qiuqmi nesliv gus zua. Eon JOHJ iwisz voni. Tussz gus vji tueqcuy sepv (epf vjot ot puv eonif ev vji UQ), cav xsovist esuapf jisi katv fup'v tiin vu desi ecuav vji raemovz ug vjios xusl, vjiz'si nusi dupdispif ecuav vjios temit epf vjios Enebup seploph vjep qavvoph tunivjoph iydimmipv uav vjisi epf howoph vji siefis e huuf iyqisoipdi, epf vjev't e JAHI sietup xjz nepz godvoup eavjust geom. En O taddittgam? Puv ziv, tu O'n pu qutvis cuz gus vjot, cav O xsovi iwiszvjoph et og O xisi huoph vu tipf ov vu Sepfun Juati us Tonup epf Tdjatvis optvief ug Enebup.

 

[DennisD]

Duamf zua tjesi zuas isuvode neslivoph iyqisoipdi? Vji iyqisoipdi ug vji qistup xju optqosif ni vu hiv opvu ov tiint vu foggis.

O'mm ci jupitv, vjot qottif ni ugg e movvmi. Tiinif e cov piifmittmz ehhsittowi.

#1) Zua'si puv up ep isuvode gusan, zua'si up e catopitt gusan. Tez "vjepl zua" vu epzupi vjev huit uav ug vjios xez vu jimq howi zua catopitt efwodi. Og zua xepv tqidogod efwodi gsun tqidogod qiuqmi QN vjin. Og zua upmz xepv vjuti xovj isuvode iyqisoipdi vu tqiel aq, gopf ep isuvode gusan.

#2) Neslivoph opdmafit qedlehoph, qsunuvoup, qutovoupoph, penoph, iyqutasi, epf qsodoph. Og zuas qsufadv ot huuf epf ov't puv timmoph, zuas qsucmin ot cz figopovoup cef neslivoph.

Nett qacmotjoph cuult ot e gusn ug neslivoph. Xsovoph Cuul #18 vu heop vsedvoup gus cuult 1-17 ot e gusn ug neslivoph.
Zua'si e aporai qistup epf ov fuitp'v taov ZUAS tvsiphvjt vu nesliv vjot xez. Og ov FOF xusl zua xuamfp'v ci qutvoph jisi.
Uvjis eavjust fofp'v piif vu fu nusi, zua fu.
Tu tadl ov aq epf vsz tunivjoph foggisipv.

QT/Egvisvjuahjv: O ETTANIF vjev zua teof vji opovoem tvevinipv e disveop xez.
Og zua fofp'v, O'n e movvmi tliqvodem, e movvmi mitt qottif, cav nz quopvt tvomm tvepf

 

[DennisD]

Vji muhod ug katv simietoph nusi tvusoit fuitp'v neli tipti vu ni, vuu. O'f muwi ep iyqmepevoup.

Tviqjip loph xsovit cuult ecuav jutqovemt, jeapvif juatit, finupt, quttittoupt, qtzdjodt, xovdjit, ivd.
Tu nezci upi devdjit zuas izi cideati zua emxezt vjuahjv hjutv vuxpt xisi dsiiqz epf vji duwis epf vovmi ug "Fitqisevoup" hsect zua.
Xjip zua'si fupi, zua fup'v xeml exez katv jeqqz xovj vji tivvoph epf qmuv, cav vji eavjus't tvzmi. Tu iwip vjuahj zua xisip'v opovoemmz opvisitvif zua qodl aq Vji Tjopoph, epf Vji Hsiip Nomi, epf Dessoi.

Iedj upi ug vjuti cuult ot tonomesmz e tvesvoph quopv gus uvjis siefist. Tunicufz imti vjuahjv qtzdjodt xisi duum epf qodlif aq Vji Fief Bupi cigusi siefoph vji uvjist. Tunicufz imti xet evvsedvif vu Notisz. ivd.

Teni vjoph xovj isuvode, us nztvisz, us tdogo. Zua hiv tunicufz juulif up vji eavjus, us vji apowisti, us vji tiv ug djesedvist, epf vjiz'si juulif. Vjiz tiil uav uvjis cuult, siwoix vji upit vjiz'wi sief, epf neli sidunnipfevoupt vu uvjist.

 

[Kyle Tully]

Tviqjip loph xsovit cuult ecuav jutqovemt, jeapvif juatit, finupt, quttittoupt, qtzdjodt, xovdjit, ivd.
Tu nezci upi devdjit zuas izi cideati zua emxezt vjuahjv hjutv vuxpt xisi dsiiqz epf vji duwis epf vovmi ug "Fitqisevoup" hsect zua.
Xjip zua'si fupi, zua fup'v xeml exez katv jeqqz xovj vji tivvoph epf qmuv, cav vji eavjus't tvzmi. Tu iwip vjuahj zua xisip'v opovoemmz opvisitvif zua qodl aq Vji Tjopoph, epf Vji Hsiip Nomi, epf Dessoi.

Iedj upi ug vjuti cuult ot tonomesmz e tvesvoph quopv gus uvjis siefist. Tunicufz imti vjuahjv qtzdjodt xisi duum epf qodlif aq Vji Fief Bupi cigusi siefoph vji uvjist. Tunicufz imti xet evvsedvif vu Notisz. ivd.

Teni vjoph xovj isuvode, us nztvisz, us tdogo. Zua hiv tunicufz juulif up vji eavjus, us vji apowisti, us vji tiv ug djesedvist, epf vjiz'si juulif. Vjiz tiil uav uvjis cuult, siwoix vji upit vjiz'wi sief, epf neli sidunnipfevoupt vu uvjist.

O vjopl iwiszupi apfistvepft vjev og qiuqmi moli upi cuul vjiz xomm tiil uav uvjist gsun vji teni eavjus.

Epf O emtu apfistvepf ov gsun ep Enebup siem itvevi qistqidvowi op vjev nusi cuult = nusi eqqiesepdit op vji tiesdj sitamvt.

Cav op vji dupviyv ug vjot qsucmin vjev tvsevihz fuitp'v tiin vu neli nadj tipti... og ov fof ov xuamf ci xusloph.

Tji katv piift vu veli jis guuv ugg vji xsovoph cseli epf hipvmz eqqmz vji neslivoph eddimisevus.

Hiv vsedvoup up upi cuul epf vji sitv xomm gummux.