Security Breach

[kimberland]

Oh, man, I simply had to share this.
I was laughing my head off.

This morning all employees received this from the head of corporate security.

"Hello:

We have just had a situation in which an employee allowed a homeless person access to the 5th floor through the west elevator corridor door (confirmed by the homeless person). He wandered around the floor and eventually found a seat in the lunchroom and preceded to eat someone's lunch."

And then it went on to outline standard procedures for company guests.

Oh, I know it is a serious matter
but jeepers, that bit about him eating someone's lunch,
man, oh, man, I couldn't stop laughing.

Sometimes it is best not to give All information.

 

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[GettingThere]

LOL!!

"Hey! That's MY hot pocket you SOB!"

 

[GoldenEggs]

I used to have a coworker who would eat food in the community fridge that was not marked. So if someone brought in a Tupperware container or brown lunch bag that did not have their name on it, she would eat the food. And she saw nothing wrong with that. In her way of thinking, if you didn't care enough to put your name on it, you obviously wanted to share it. :coco:

I only found out because I caught her eating MY lunch one day! issed: