Make MILLIONS Beating Up Women!

[bflbob]

As a major company in our area, we get a lot of requests for venture capital.
This letter has to be the best one yet!

(Note: This is word for word (except the name) including spelling, grammer, etc. I am adding emphasis in blue font.)

My name is [withheld], I am 54 years old, live in Binghamton N.Y., and would like to find a backer or investor to promote me and help with training expenses. I ask that you keep an open mind and really this about the potential this has. I will get to the point. I have boxed in the past and did ok as an amateur. I am too old to consider boxing any guy that is half my age but, I know that even at my age there is no woman that could beat me if I trained hard for 6 to 8 months. I am more than serious and have some video proof of boxing I did when I was 50. There would be no shortage of promoters or women that think this would be impossible to pull off at my age. I am not your average 54 year old. I am 5'8" and weigh about 190 right now but would be fighting at about 175. I was working out at the Y.M.C.A. here in Binghamton N.Y. about 6 months ago until I hurt my shoulder. I was doing shoulder preseses with 200 pounds. This is a million dollar idea if promoted right. Organizations such as AARP and viagra would be all over this concept.
I would appreciate any feedback or support of this venture..

How about it? Any takers out there?

 

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[AlwaysCurious]

Priceless :coco:

Actually here in Germany a famous TV moderator once got into the ring against the female world champion in boxing. Got quite a bloody nose, haha. But publicity wise it was a big thing for him. http://youtube.com/results?search_query=stefan+raab+regina+halmich&search=Search

 

[kurtyordy]

who was that guy for taxi who went around wrestling woman? I am too young, but from what I hear, he made a bit of a stir back then

 

[kurtyordy]

Got it- Andy Kauffman, he used to offer $1,000 to any woman who could pin him.

 

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