LOL while reading the reviews on this one!

[BlokeInProgress]

Guys, just wanted to share -

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC

Whether its true or not, had a good laugh reading the reviews! Enjoy

 

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[HappyFighter]

Wow! An Amazon review with 963 comments (at the time this was written). She (Christine) is legendary!

 

[BlokeInProgress]

yeah @HappyFighter imagine that no. of reviews and who knows maybe somebody paid them to write these reviews but whoever s/he is, some of them are hilarious.

 

[Elizabeth Shi]

LOL! Just what I needed to start my day right!

 

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[Stubbers]

Too funny! Also enjoy the reviews for this
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1...UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending

finally
Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

Where has this pen been all my life???

 

[BlokeInProgress]

@Stubbers - good review and copy.

Posting one from the gummy bear -

"These mother frickers are fabulous. The taste is like having a package of skittles pee on your tastebuds. Truly astounding. So, as they are delicious, I decided to eat a few more. And then some more. Nothing really happened that night. A little bloating, some discomfort, nothing to fret about. So, praising the nine that I must have been one who can tolerate the sugar substitute, when i got to work the next day, i sat down with a bowl and chowed down.

That night. Oh God forgive that night.

I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing."

 

[JustinBoshans]

Haha I saw this a month ago. Someone should make it a challenge to try and sell these gummy bears with all those "crappy" reviews.

 

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