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Free registration at the forum removes this block.It's satire.I've never been on "the onion" before but that DEFF has to be one of the worst articles ever written
Lmaoooo ohhhh i get it now , nowwwwww i love this guy . What is more beautiful then writing b/s articles and getting pay millions for it .If that isnt Fastlane Genius then idk what is . I mean litterally anyone could write these things up ans he found a way to make profit off of it .People hate this guy...he spends 5 minutes a day and makes millions a month!
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-amusement-park-gets-right-back-line-another-fu-53033
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