A lawyer would eat you alive in court. They would say 'Does this place look like a hotel? They just wanted to get around the eviction ban and my defendant should have tenant rights" and it would be a done deal.
Even if it WAS a hotel, it wouldn't work if they stayed there very long.
Still, all of this is retarded. Why should you be entitled to occupy someone else's property without payment and legally force them to allow you to stay there. What the F*ck is that?
"But you can't just kick people out on the street"
Pay rent then. Or get a cheaper place. Get a roommate. That's life. Nobody owes you a free place to stay.
Even if it WAS a hotel, it wouldn't work if they stayed there very long.
Still, all of this is retarded. Why should you be entitled to occupy someone else's property without payment and legally force them to allow you to stay there. What the F*ck is that?
"But you can't just kick people out on the street"
Pay rent then. Or get a cheaper place. Get a roommate. That's life. Nobody owes you a free place to stay.