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O/T: Funnies Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Off Topic: Sports, Funnies, Pop-Culture' started by SteveO, Mar 20, 2008.

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    Dear Abby,

    I am a 60 -year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he
    likes me. In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how wonderful I am.
    But in private, he shakes his finger in my face and calls me the "B" word.
    He constantly tells me how ugly I am without make-up.
    I've tried everything, including a face-lift, botox treatments, and a
    chin tuck. I even went on a diet and lost 20 pounds. He quit his
    job a few years ago after having an affair with a woman in his office.
    He hasn't even looked for another job. We haven't slept together
    since I confronted him about the affair. He denied it, of course, but
    everybody knew it. It was humiliating. I believe he is still messing around.

    While we both want to sell this house, we argue constantly about when
    to put it on the market. The house we want will be available in a few
    months. My husband wants to put our house on the market now. I think
    we should wait a while. He has already started collecting boxes and packing up his stuff.
    Do you think he is planning to leave me?

    Signed,
    Worried in NY




    Dear Worried in NY:

    I doubt it. He wants to move back into the White House as much as you do.
     
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    lol- great find! ...I was talking politics the other day to an older friend of mine. She's in her 70's and has voted democrat in every single election for the past 50 years. I was shocked when she said that she wouldn't vote for Hillary if she got the nomination. Her reasoning: if a woman doesn't even know what's going on in her own home, how can she keep up with what's going on with this Country? Interesting perspective.
     

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