In my mind I have the plan laid out
In that case just do it. Stop overthinking and start.
"What are ya F*cking gay!?" - IDubbz 2016
FIrst things first, I'd suck any Mod or Admin here off for some mentorhsip
Also I'd consider deleting your account and starting a new one. If you want anyone of value here to interact with you, and give you advice, then you need to respect that they're adults and this is a business forum.
"Meme-talk" might work for a business selling to teens. It will not work in the adult world or on a forum like this.