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O/T: Funnies Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jingle bombs

Discussion in 'Off Topic: Sports, Funnies, Pop-Culture' started by Analyzer, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. Analyzer

    Analyzer Contributor

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    Merry Xmas everyone :hurray:

    [ame="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/988874/achmed_the_dead_terrorist_sings_christmas_carols/"]Achmed The Dead Terrorist Sings Christmas Carols Video[/ame]

    The lyrics:

    Dashing through the sand
    With a bomb strapped to my back
    I have a nasty plan
    For Christmas in Iraq

    I got through checkpoint A
    But not through checkpoint B
    That’s when I got shot in the a$$
    By the U.S military

    Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    Mine blew up you see
    Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
    Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs

    Your soldiers shot me dead
    The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

    I used to be a man
    But everytime I cough
    Thanks to uncle Sam
    My nuts keep falling off

    My bombing days are done
    I need to find some work
    Perhaps it would be much safer
    As a convenience stall night clerk

    Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
    I think I got screwed
    Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
    Or I kill you

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  2. Bilgefisher

    Bilgefisher Bronze Contributor Read Millionaire Fastlane

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    holy crap I have tears in my eyes. That guy is to funny.:smilielol:

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